Jiminycricketfan007

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She and her current (and only) boyfriend.

Remember that Pinocchio movie by Disney with the talking cricket conscience? Remember those fantasies you had about him growing to 6 feet tall, becoming your husband, and have a fully human offspring with him? Me neither, but apparently, this is true for JiminycricketFan007, who has dedicated her life to this pest who should have been sprayed with Raid eons ago.

Origin

Jiminycricketfan007, born Hollie May Brignull, was an accident born and raised in Canvey Island, Essex, England. She is a 16 year old self-proclaimed wife of Jiminy Cricket in any shape or form. She began merely tracing the same images of him over and over again of the two of them having half-sex, always proclaiming their love for each other, no matter what the situation. Yuck.

She started out drawing shitty pictures of Jiminy and his first daughter, Jenny, who is a cricket. There was also a grasshopper who has fallen for Hollie, but who really gives a shit?

Reaction to Gay Fanfiction

On March 9, 2013, things got serious when she found out someone wrote a fanfiction about her beloved husband having gay sex with the mouse from Dumbo. She threw a tantrum about it, claiming that Jiminy was hers and hers alone, and that she would leave him if he did anything like that ever again. As her journal states in her typical run-ons and bad grammar:

	“	Im broken hearted i just read this fanfiction about Jiminy and Timothy Q mouse from Dumbo they are in a relationship i give up with him i love Jiminy more than anything in the world heres the story I thought Jiminy loved me but no :'( :'( :'( im bawling my eyes out	„
	—Jiminycricketfan007, after reading this

Less than 24 hours later, she came out with another journal, apologizing to Jiminy and saying her love for him, as well as their human daughter, were important to her and she would never give up on him. NEVER.

Her "Art" About missing Pics

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  Highly disturbing.

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  OH GOD WHY

Her True Form About missing Pics

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  Look at that double chin.
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  Her trying to have swag.
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  Is...is he humping her torso??
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  She put a ring on it. A real, goddamn ring.

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  Closest thing to sexy time she'll ever get.

External Links

• JiminycricketFan007
• http://animatedc9000.deviantart.com/art/It-Had-to-Be-You-a-Jiminy-Timothy-one-shot-339613540/link baleeted

See Also

• Dying Alone
• Fangirl
• Freak
• Furry

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