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[[File:jiminy_irl_01.png|thumb|She and her current (and only) boyfriend.]] | [[File:jiminy_irl_01.png|thumb|She and her current (and only) boyfriend.]] | ||
Remember that Pinocchio movie by Disney with the talking cricket conscience? Remember those fantasies you had about him growing to | Remember that Pinocchio movie by [[Disney]] with the talking cricket conscience? Remember those fantasies you had about him growing to a height of six foot, becoming your husband and having a fully human offspring with him? Me neither, but apparently, this is true for '''JiminycricketFan007''', who has dedicated her life to this pest who should have been sprayed with [[Raid]] eons ago. | ||
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==Origin== | ==Origin== | ||
Jiminycricketfan007, born Hollie May Brignull, was an accident born and raised in Canvey Island, Essex, England. She is | Jiminycricketfan007, born Hollie May Brignull, was an accident born and raised in Canvey Island, Essex, [[England]]. She is the self-proclaimed [[Waifu|wife]] of Jiminy Cricket in any shape or form. She began by merely tracing the same images of him over and over again, depicting the two of them having half-sex whilst proclaiming their love for each other, no matter what the situation. Yuck. | ||
She | She eventually progressed from shitty pictures of Jiminy to ones of his first daughter, Jenny, who is a cricket. There was also a grasshopper who has fallen for Hollie, [[shit no one cares about|but who really gives a shit?]] | ||
==My Little Pony Obsession== | ==My Little Pony Obsession== | ||
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==Reaction to Gay Fanfiction== | ==Reaction to Gay Fanfiction== | ||
On March 9, 2013, things got serious when she found out | On March 9, 2013, things got [[Srs|serious]] when she found out somebody had written a fanfiction about her beloved husband having [[Hard gay|gay-sex]] with the mouse from Dumbo. She threw a tantrum about it, claiming that Jiminy was hers and hers alone before then going on to state that she would leave him if he did anything like that ever again. As her journal details in her typical run-ons and bad grammar: | ||
{{quote|Im broken hearted i just read this fanfiction about Jiminy and Timothy Q mouse from Dumbo they are in a relationship i give up with him i love Jiminy more than anything in the world heres the story I thought Jiminy loved me but no :'( :'( :'( im bawling my eyes out|Jiminycricketfan007|after reading [[Jiminycricketfan007/tl;dr|this]]}} | {{quote|Im broken hearted i just read this fanfiction about Jiminy and Timothy Q mouse from Dumbo they are in a relationship i give up with him i love Jiminy more than anything in the world heres the story I thought Jiminy loved me but no :'( :'( :'( im bawling my eyes out|Jiminycricketfan007|after reading [[Jiminycricketfan007/tl;dr|this]]}} | ||
Less than | Less than twenty-four hours later she came out with another journal, apologizing to Jiminy and saying her love for him, as well as their human daughter, were important to her and she would never give up on him. NEVER. | ||
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Remember that Pinocchio movie by Disney with the talking cricket conscience? Remember those fantasies you had about him growing to a height of six foot, becoming your husband and having a fully human offspring with him? Me neither, but apparently, this is true for JiminycricketFan007, who has dedicated her life to this pest who should have been sprayed with Raid eons ago.
Origin
Jiminycricketfan007, born Hollie May Brignull, was an accident born and raised in Canvey Island, Essex, England. She is the self-proclaimed wife of Jiminy Cricket in any shape or form. She began by merely tracing the same images of him over and over again, depicting the two of them having half-sex whilst proclaiming their love for each other, no matter what the situation. Yuck.
She eventually progressed from shitty pictures of Jiminy to ones of his first daughter, Jenny, who is a cricket. There was also a grasshopper who has fallen for Hollie, but who really gives a shit?
My Little Pony Obsession
Reaction to Gay Fanfiction
On March 9, 2013, things got serious when she found out somebody had written a fanfiction about her beloved husband having gay-sex with the mouse from Dumbo. She threw a tantrum about it, claiming that Jiminy was hers and hers alone before then going on to state that she would leave him if he did anything like that ever again. As her journal details in her typical run-ons and bad grammar:
—Jiminycricketfan007, after reading this | ||
Less than twenty-four hours later she came out with another journal, apologizing to Jiminy and saying her love for him, as well as their human daughter, were important to her and she would never give up on him. NEVER.
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Her trying to have swag. -
Is...is he humping her torso?? -
She put a ring on it. A real, goddamn ring.
External Links
JiminycricketFan007http://animatedc9000.deviantart.com/art/It-Had-to-Be-You-a-Jiminy-Timothy-one-shot-339613540/linkbaleeted
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