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{{spoiler|ELIZABETH IS BOOKER'S DAUGHTER, COMSTOCK IS BOOKER FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE, BOOKER WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ELIZABETH TO COMSTOCK IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND ELIZABETH KILLS BOOKER}}
{{spoiler|ELIZABETH IS BOOKER'S DAUGHTER, COMSTOCK IS BOOKER FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE, BOOKER WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ELIZABETH TO COMSTOCK IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND ELIZABETH KILLS BOOKER}}
 
[[File:Bioshock Infinite Expectations Reality.jpg|839px|center]]
[[File:biocock ripoff cover.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Infinite's story is [[Copypasta|very original]] and deep.]]
'''Bioshock Infinite''' is the third, as well as the most overrated, installment of the BioShock series. As its predecessors its a first person shooter that tries to be System Shock 2 as it incorporates cities located in inconvenient locations (i.e. space, underwater, and the sky), everyone in said city trying to kill you over some rebellion, and superpowers. But where the first two Bioshock games only featured little-to-no escort and a quick plot twist, BioShock Infinite is needlessly just one big escort mission and contains the most pretentious plot in any video game ever. Lets just say it involves time travel, plot holes, and a girl who never learns to wear a shirt that covers her cleavage.
 
'''Bioshock Infinite''' is a first person shooter game with RPG elements for [[Xbox 360]] and [[PC]]. It would be available for the [[PS3]] as well, but as we all know, PS3 has no games.  
 
While first person shooters are normally geared to be sold toWARDS males, the developer (Irrational Games) discovered when they put out BioShock and BioShock 2 that women, being essentially self-interested creatures, really like playing and talking about first person shooters if the game rewards you for protecting women and little girls. They also saw that now the more females play and talk about games, the more those games will be bought by men.  
 
The BioShock universe involves multiple dimensions, time travel, super powers, and the story is  needlessly pretentious, designed to make people want to talk about it (''see: [[Kingdom Hearts]] and [[Inception]]'').
 
Similar to its prequels, BioShock Infinite's story incorporates a reason why a city background does not have to be rendered, allowing them to have the game still run fast and  allows them to put more attention to detail in things people normally look at closely at in video games, like faces.


== Plot ==
== Plot ==
[[File:WhyBSI.png|thumb|250px|right|[[IGN|10/10]]]]
[[File:BSIendingexplanation1.png|thumb|left|[[TL;DR|Clear and concise]]]]
<video type="youtube" id="bJl8K2qpapM" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="Nothing makes an ending more exciting than walking for half an hour."/>
The game takes place in [[steampunk|1912]] as you play as a broke [[alcoholic]] named Booker hired to get a girl (Elizabeth) from a flying city. As you may have guessed, the game is [[Do not want|a ten-hour long escort mission]]. During said ten hours you spend 100 percent of the time getting the fuck out of the city moving from one point to another, while some things do happen it is all literally pointless because the game does a [[delete fucking everything|complete recon]] killing you before the game starts. Confused? you have no fucking idea.
The game takes place in [[steampunk|1912]] as you play as a broke [[alcoholic]] named Booker hired to get a girl (Elizabeth) from a flying city. As you may have guessed, the game is [[Do not want|a ten-hour long escort mission]]. During said ten hours you spend 100 percent of the time getting the fuck out of the city moving from one point to another, while some things do happen it is all literally pointless because the game does a [[delete fucking everything|complete recon]] killing you before the game starts. Confused? you have no fucking idea.


== The Ending ==
Many [[retards|gamers]] have tried to make sense the games ending. While most people see the game for what it is (being riddled with plot holes) it has not stopped some people from wasting there time by releasing videos, articles and even diagrams trying to explain this mess.
Many [[retards|gamers]] have tried to make sense the games ending. While most people see the game for what it is (being riddled with plot holes) it has not stopped some people from wasting there time by releasing  
videos, articles and even diagrams trying to explain this mess.
[[File:BSIendingexplanation1.png|thumb|750px|center|[[TL;DR|Clear and concise]]]]


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Elizabeth (Shadman) 1.jpeg|This one is especially hot if your [[fetish]] happens to be incredibly weird dialogue that no real human being would ever say.
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File:Weirdshitbsi.jpg|[[Autism]] ahoy!
File:Weirdshitbsi.jpg|[[Autism]] ahoy!
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File:BSI_wincest.jpg|[[Incest|"You're welcome Daddy!"]]
File:biocock ripoff cover.jpg|Infinite's story is [[Copypasta|very original]] and deep.
File:WhyBSI.png|[[IGN|10/10]]
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Revision as of 19:38, 9 April 2013

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT ELIZABETH IS BOOKER'S DAUGHTER, COMSTOCK IS BOOKER FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE, BOOKER WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ELIZABETH TO COMSTOCK IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND ELIZABETH KILLS BOOKER!!!1
File:Bioshock Infinite Expectations Reality.jpg

Bioshock Infinite is the third, as well as the most overrated, installment of the BioShock series. As its predecessors its a first person shooter that tries to be System Shock 2 as it incorporates cities located in inconvenient locations (i.e. space, underwater, and the sky), everyone in said city trying to kill you over some rebellion, and superpowers. But where the first two Bioshock games only featured little-to-no escort and a quick plot twist, BioShock Infinite is needlessly just one big escort mission and contains the most pretentious plot in any video game ever. Lets just say it involves time travel, plot holes, and a girl who never learns to wear a shirt that covers her cleavage.

Plot

Clear and concise

<video type="youtube" id="bJl8K2qpapM" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="Nothing makes an ending more exciting than walking for half an hour."/> The game takes place in 1912 as you play as a broke alcoholic named Booker hired to get a girl (Elizabeth) from a flying city. As you may have guessed, the game is a ten-hour long escort mission. During said ten hours you spend 100 percent of the time getting the fuck out of the city moving from one point to another, while some things do happen it is all literally pointless because the game does a complete recon killing you before the game starts. Confused? you have no fucking idea.

Many gamers have tried to make sense the games ending. While most people see the game for what it is (being riddled with plot holes) it has not stopped some people from wasting there time by releasing videos, articles and even diagrams trying to explain this mess.

Gallery

  • This one is especially hot if your fetish happens to be incredibly weird dialogue that no real human being would ever say.
    This one is especially hot if your fetish happens to be incredibly weird dialogue that no real human being would ever say.
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