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'''Ganguro''' is a now traditional [[fag|fashion]] trend in [[Japan]] where the less up-to-date [[Azn]] girls (and a few [[pig bottom|faggy]] pimps) try to tan themselves as dark as they can, bleach and dye their hair to something vaguely resembling blonde, and wear bright makeup and flashy clothing that causes the viewer to have seizures. It's [[not]] [[cool]] and most of the apparently normal women think ganguro girls are whorish [[pervert|freak]]s, | '''Ganguro''' is a now traditional [[fag|fashion]] trend in [[Japan]] where the less up-to-date [[Azn]] girls (and a few [[pig bottom|faggy]] pimps) try to tan themselves as dark as they can, bleach and dye their hair to something vaguely resembling blonde, and wear bright makeup and flashy clothing that causes the viewer to have seizures. It's [[not]] [[cool]] and most of the apparently normal women think ganguro girls are whorish [[pervert|freak]]s. It's extremely [[irony|ironic]] that they're pretty much wearing blackface, considering how Asians and [[niggers]] have a bloodthirsty rivalry. Actually, ganguro tried to recreate the southern California surfer look. Girls and guys wear [[gay|colorful]] clothing and flowers in an attempt to look like beach bunnies and beach bums. More extreme versions, called yamanba (Moonspeak for "old cunt"), basically dunk their head in shoe polish. Ganguro is also responsible for the cancerous shitpile that is para para dancing. Like [[punk]], the style has become increasingly bizarre with diminishing novelty. :( | ||
Aside from wealthy | Aside from wealthy Floridian seafront retirees, other inspirations were the images of women in crap R&B bands like Destiny's Children, and the [http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/B/htmlB/blackandwhim/blackandwhim.htm Black and White Minstrels.] Talk about mixed messages. | ||
According to [[Something Awful]]'s Dr. Thorpe: | According to [[Something Awful]]'s Dr. Thorpe: | ||
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Ganguro is a now traditional fashion trend in Japan where the less up-to-date Azn girls (and a few faggy pimps) try to tan themselves as dark as they can, bleach and dye their hair to something vaguely resembling blonde, and wear bright makeup and flashy clothing that causes the viewer to have seizures. It's not cool and most of the apparently normal women think ganguro girls are whorish freaks. It's extremely ironic that they're pretty much wearing blackface, considering how Asians and niggers have a bloodthirsty rivalry. Actually, ganguro tried to recreate the southern California surfer look. Girls and guys wear colorful clothing and flowers in an attempt to look like beach bunnies and beach bums. More extreme versions, called yamanba (Moonspeak for "old cunt"), basically dunk their head in shoe polish. Ganguro is also responsible for the cancerous shitpile that is para para dancing. Like punk, the style has become increasingly bizarre with diminishing novelty. :(
Aside from wealthy Floridian seafront retirees, other inspirations were the images of women in crap R&B bands like Destiny's Children, and the Black and White Minstrels. Talk about mixed messages.
According to Something Awful's Dr. Thorpe:
- They're sort of like the opposite of goths. Dark makeup [burnt over-tanned skin], white circles around the eyes, bleached hair, bright clothes. And somehow they're much, much scarier. Goths could learn a thing or two about true evil from these cats. In order to taste true darkness, you must trade in Bauhaus for The Vengaboys.
The ganguro subculture is widely believed to be matriarchal due to the aggressive nature and characteristic insanity of its females, who often rely on cannibalism for survival.
Quiz Time
Teen whore collection: spot the ganguro!
FUCKING DOING IT WRONG
Origin
The name "ganguro" is derived from the Japanese gan, cancer, and guro, kuro, black.
Kuro is also the Japanese pronunciation of the Italian and Spanish word culo, which is asshole in English.
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