Joe Somebody

Joe trying to be black

I smoke good weed bitch!

I carry my toy, everywhere I go boy! (including the bathroom)

OttawOntario, OttawOntario

Everything was fine until this guy showed up

In addition to his other many talents, Joe can also eat an apple through a fence

Thug life yo

Uhhhhh

So hood

I'll squirt you bitch!

Snap into a Slim Jim!

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The movie based on his life; knockout fun for the whole family

	“	Oh oh oh, y'all don't even know. My favorite cookies is Oreos.	„
	—Joe Somebody

Joe Somebody, AKA Chuggo Lite, is the latest in a long list of failed white rappers. Although much fail has already been propagated by race-confused youth in this genre, Joe manages to take it to a whole new level. Hailing from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia, Joe mangles the English language like few people can.

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His Career

Joe was an up and coming rap juggernaut. He had the whole world at his feet. Armed with a Myspace, a microphone from Walmart, and a karaoke machine, Joe was tearing up the Internets with his sick ass beats. As his success skyrocketed, Joe decided to make an account over at letsbeef.com. He uploaded a few of his dope jams, and occasionally entered into rap "battles" with some of the other users on the site. One day tragedy struck, though, as another wigger from Ottawa openly "dissed" Joe. Despite all of his big talk about "blowing holes" in peoples' chests, and throwing them "in da ocean," when it came right down to it, it turned out that Joe was just a big giant shit-talking pussy. He never returned to letsbeef.com from that day forward.

Joe's Big Break

Last Thursday, a YouTube user named Template:Youtube2 just happened to come across one of Joe's awesome spits on an obscure little video hosting site. He immediately recognized the immense talent in this incredible artist, and quickly re-upped the video onto his YouTube channel. Needless to say, ever since that day, everyone that's come across Joe's video has been floored by this living, breathing, hip-hop powerhouse.

Rhymes

	“	I'm feeling great, ate a big bowl of Frosted Flakes	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	Bam, slam, lookin' like I'm Peter Pan	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	She make my heart go boom, I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms.	„
	—Joe Somebody

	“	What wah-what what	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	Joe Somebody, here we go buddy	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	I smoke good weed bitch! I'm from muhfuckin Canada shit.	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	Y'all know what it be about, rhymin' the words straight outta my mouth, get the fuck outta my house.	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves.	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	613 boy. I carry my toy, everywhere I go boy.	„
	— Joe Somebody

	“	I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms, in my motherfucking bedroom, playing nintendo	„
	— Joe Somebody

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Gallery

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  Rappin' in da baffroom
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  "oh shit bitch"
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  "i wih somebody would 187 him"
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  "i no im not the worst"
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  Downy
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  "i bet i'll look more thug if i pose in front of these tags"
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  "I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves."
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  Bitches don't know about my bathroom
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  Moar bathroom thuggin
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  It's not lit, stupid.
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  "oh noes, I can't see"
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  A challenger appears
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  There's just something about Joe that makes us rage.
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  He's already done it once.

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External Links

• Joe Somebody's Facebook Fanpage
• Another Joe Somebody Facebook Fanpage
• Joe's Twitter account follow Joe Somebody! Chea.
• Joe's MySpace Only three friends. So ronery.
• Template:Youtube2
• Template:Youtube2 Closed
• Template:Youtube2
• His ourstage.com account
• His letsbeef.com account
• His pandora.com account

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Featured article June 12, 2009
Preceded by Jeni Ann	Joe Somebody	Succeeded by Pretty Cool Guy