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In the magical realm of ED IRC, there exists a wigger named bonzi_b, who made the IRC what it was, a spam infested shithole. Bonzi, as the innocent wigger child he is, doesn't realize the profound effect that he has on the IRC, but that's good, since if he realized what the fuck he was doing, he would stop. He often is protective of his sister, and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Unbeknownst to bonzi, his sister is most likely an old sex doll his father used before using bonzi's asshole for penile stimulation. In other words, ~~bonzi's sister is probably fake~~ CONFIRMED FAKE. One thing we all know, is that bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger.

	“	<bonzi_b> soup fags	„
	—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

Bonzi's amazing rapping skills

	“	<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want	„
	—bonzi_b, doing what he does best

	“	<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA	„
	—bonzi_b, being a wigger

	“	<bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day	„
	—bonzi_b, still being a wigger

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 In the [[shit|magical]] realm of [[ED IRC]], there exists a [[wigger]] named bonzi_b, who made the IRC what it was, [[truth|a spam infested shithole]]. Bonzi, as the [[no|innocent]] [[wigger]] [[13 year old boy|child]] he is, doesn't realize the profound effect that he has on the IRC, but that's good, since if he realized what the fuck he was doing, [[DO NOT WANT|he would stop]]. He often is protective of his [[slut|sister]], and [[butthurt|will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her]]. Unbeknownst to [[aspie|bonzi]], his sister is most likely an old sex doll his father used before using [[goatse|bonzi's asshole]] for penile stimulation. In other words, <del>bonzi's sister is probably fake</del> CONFIRMED FAKE. One thing we all know, is that bonzi_b's dream [[wigger|is to be a nigger]].
-[[File:sexdoll.jpg|thumb|bonzi_b's sister]]
 ==A Sampling of Bonzi==
-{{quote|<bonzi_b> soup fags|bonzi_b|greeting his beloved IRC peers}}
+{{quote|<bonzi_b> soup fags|bonzi_b|greeting his beloved IRC peers}} [[File:bonzibrap|thumb|Bonzi's amazing rapping skills]]
 {{quote|<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want|bonzi_b|[[internet tough guy|doing what he does best]]}}
 {{quote|<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA|bonzi_b|being a [[wigger]]}}
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