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In the magical realm of ED IRC, there exists a wigger named bonzi_b, who made the IRC what it was, a spam infested shithole. Bonzi, as the innocent wigger child he is, doesn't realize the profound effect that he has on the IRC, but that's good, since if he realized what the fuck he was doing, he would stop. He often is protective of his sister, and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Unbeknownst to bonzi, his sister is most likely an old sex doll his father threw out after he found Bonzi acting like it was his sister. In other words, ~~bonzi's sister is probably fake~~ CONFIRMED FAKE. One thing we all know, is that bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie.

	“	<Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics	„
	—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience

	“	<bonzi_b> soup fags	„
	—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

	“	<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want	„
	—bonzi_b, doing what he does best

	“	<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA	„
	—bonzi_b, being a wigger

	“	<bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day	„
	—bonzi_b, still being a wigger

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 *[[13 year old boy]]
 *[[Nigger]]
-*[[Rap music]]
+*[[Rapper|Rappers]]
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