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''''''Make me a sandwich'''''' is a [[meme]] that gained popularity around 2005. The phrase is said to women by men who are drunk and/or hungry. [[Truth|Making sandwiches is one of the few things women are good for]].
''''''Make me a sandwich'''''' is a [[meme]] that gained popularity around 2005. The phrase is said to women by men who are drunk and/or hungry. [[Truth|Making sandwiches is one of the few things women are good for]].
=== IRL ===
After a long day at work, a husband asks his wife to make him a sandwich, which always results with a reply of [[NO U]]! This behavior is corrected by slapping. [[Niggers]] are known to say "[[Ebonics|sammich]]". For some reason, feminists find this phrase offensive and have convinced women to [[Balls|grow a pair]], even though they should only have [[pussies]]. Women with testicles nag about everything and they are the reason[[This is why we can't have nice things|why we can't have nice things]].
=== Origin ===
The phrase is well known from a [[gay]] cartoon called "Hey Arnold". It is used by [[Basement dweller|Oskar Kokashka]] to try and get his wife [[Bitch|Susie]] to make him a sandwich. When she refuses, he moans that he is her husband and "you're supposed to take care of me!".
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'Make me a sandwich' is a meme that gained popularity around 2005. The phrase is said to women by men who are drunk and/or hungry. Making sandwiches is one of the few things women are good for.

IRL

After a long day at work, a husband asks his wife to make him a sandwich, which always results with a reply of NO U! This behavior is corrected by slapping. Niggers are known to say "sammich". For some reason, feminists find this phrase offensive and have convinced women to grow a pair, even though they should only have pussies. Women with testicles nag about everything and they are the reasonwhy we can't have nice things.

Origin

The phrase is well known from a gay cartoon called "Hey Arnold". It is used by Oskar Kokashka to try and get his wife Susie to make him a sandwich. When she refuses, he moans that he is her husband and "you're supposed to take care of me!".