'''1guy1knee''' is one of the more mild [[shock]] videos, made in April 2013. It features a young man sticking a 25 gauge hypodermic needle into his left knee (which he says has been [[tl;dr|anesthetized with lidocaine]]), and then withdrawing several milliliters of light yellow synovial fluid (the stuff that makes your [[joint]]s bend smoothly).
'''1guy1knee''' is a tryhard [[shock]] video, made in April 2013 by 4chan tripfag, bitcoin fetishist, and, worst of all, [[The Big Bang Theory]] fan Skunkworks. It features a college reject skiddie sticking a bigass needle into his left knee, and then pulling out knee-water and drinking it. He did all of this to impress his e-buddies on /k/ with how badass an “operator” he was for performing a painless fluid draw under OTC local anesthetic.
==Background==
He then squirts the synovial fluid into a shot glass, and drinks it. [[Jizz|He comments that it tastes sweet and salty.]]
[[File:1guy1knee2.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]
Skunkworks ([[Powerword]]: Daniel [[Fuckwit|Beckwitt]]) A.K.A. danb1337, ECEHacker is a skiddie jew hailing from Urbana, Illinois. He distinguished himself in college by [[Totse|superglueing locks]] and installing hardware keyloggers on shared computers at University of Illinois, where he briefly attended. With the passwords he culled from his 1337 haxor exploits, he sent prank emails and tried to auction off finals answers, placing his mental capacities firmly in the middle school arena. For these sins he was permabanned from University of Illinois, complete with restraining order and criminal charges. Despite his [[loser|abortive]] attempt at higher education, he fancies himself a [[Mega ultra super genius|genius]], and is unafraid to spout [[tl;dr|torrents of irrelevant and uninteresting technical terms]] in a desperate attempt to intimidate lookers-on into a stunned silence. He is also a firearm enthusiast, as can be seen from the charge of illegal firearm possession pending against him. Laughably, he posted pictures of himself [[Cho|pointing guns at the camera]] on his dating profile, apparently under the impression the implicit threat of violence will draw in the bitches like no other. He also frequented [[b/|/b/]], [[g/|/g/]], and [[sci/|/sci/]], as tripfaggot Skunkworks !e1337Hykks, where he distinguished himself as an unbearable bore and shitposter, as the mood struck him.
'''[[PROTIP]]''': Geniuses do not order the components of thermite to their front door.
[[Image:1guy1knee.jpg|thumb|right|300px|1guy1knee, the knee a bit swollen from Lidocaine Injection]]
==The Video==
[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d0_1366811721 1guy1knee on liveleak]
|I would also LOVE to be a janitor, not skunkworks, he is a tripfaggy fag fag.
|An Anon voices his opinion on Skunkworks
|Haha oh god, thanks for making my night just that much better. You are the biggest faggot ever
|/k/ offering it's thanks to Skunk for his heartfelt contribution.
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On April 24th, the video was posted on 4chan's /k/, prefaced with the typical [[Internet tough guy|empty bravado]] of that board. Surprisingly, no one seemed to be impressed with his ability to drink his bodily fluids, and cries of fag rang out into the night. When one poster expressed hope that the procedure would be lethal, Skunkworks interjected that the procedure was harmless and painless, subverting his own claims of badassedness The lessons of that fateful night stuck with him, and to this day anesthetizing with lidocaine is listed on his OKCupid as one of the (intolerably long) list of things he is capable of doing. Strangely, cunnilingus is not listed as something he is capable of performing.
{{collapsegallery|The Misunderstood Genius in His Natural Environment|Wut|center|<gallery>
Image:Beckwitt on best behavior.jpeg|Beckwitt dressed for success in a filthy bathroom.
Image:Beckwitt, Daniel Beckwitt.jpeg|"Lookin' badass with a Ruger Mk 1" says the man holding a .22 target pistol.
Image:Beckwitt's Brevic impression.jpg|Daniel Beckwitt preparing for his high score attempt.
Image:Daniel Beckwitt, Internet Tough Guy.jpeg|Posturing with a pistol that would break his faggy wrist.</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Skunkworks court filings.png|The court filings of a man who claimed to be an expert in anti-forensics.
Image:Skunkworks knee fluid.png|Synovial fluid, the maple syrup of the human leg.
Image:Skunkworks Mug Shot.png|Skunk sporting a trendy bedsheet in his very first mugshot.
Image:Skunkworks post drink.jpg|The face of a true operator.
</gallery>}}
==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Two Girls One Finger]]
*[[Two Girls One Finger]]
*[[1guy1screwdriver]]
*[[1guy1screwdriver]]
==External Links==
[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d0_1366811721 1guy1knee on liveleak]<br/>
[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/danb1337?cf=profile Skunkworks looking for love]
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[[Category:Abnormal_Psych]]
Revision as of 19:37, 23 May 2013
1guy1knee is one of the more mild shock videos, made in April 2013. It features a young man sticking a 25 gauge hypodermic needle into his left knee (which he says has been anesthetized with lidocaine), and then withdrawing several milliliters of light yellow synovial fluid (the stuff that makes your joints bend smoothly).
