Starbucks

Not this kind

Starbucks may refer to one of the following:

• Java
• A couple of faggots calling a few stores asking for cake. Ice Cream Cake pairs well with an Iced Decaf Quad Venti Skim Light Whip Kill Yourself, Affogato style.
• A hipster bar franchise that can be found on nearly every street corner. You can troll IRL by simply walking into one of these and stating how overrated and pretentious Wes Anderson's filmography is.

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.