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[[Image:hyperbolimia_secks.jpg|left|thumb|Two hyperbolimia sufferers attempting to mate]]


A medical/political condition affecting the sufferer's psyche. Any number of the following symptoms may be observed in the hyperbolimic individual:
'''Hyberbolimia''' is a a [[medicine|medical]]/[[political]] condition affecting the sufferer's psyche.  


The following symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:
*  Agape mouth and rolling eyes.
*  Agape mouth and rolling eyes.
*  Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features.
*  Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features.

Revision as of 06:42, 26 May 2013

An example of two hyperbolimics attempting to mate.


Hyberbolimia is a a medical/political condition affecting the sufferer's psyche.

The following symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:

  • Agape mouth and rolling eyes.
  • Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features.
  • Fragile self-esteem accompanied by the need for constant attention and/or admiration.
  • Projectile lying (hyperboling) in public.
  • Dismissive, contemptuous and always impatient. Often seen simultaneously stamping feet while ejecting a barrage of lies (hyperboles).
  • The hyperbolimic is usually interpersonally exploitive i.e. Needs to abuse others to achieve it's own selfish ends.
  • Described variously by ex-partners as "Having a whining, carping, grating voice" and, "Like a fucking jackhammer of misery, oh Jesus..."
  • Gorges on sprouting truthiness for breakfast in order to regurgitate lies for lunch. The hyperbolimic then reheats the vomited concoction for dinner. This appetizing mash is then masticated further until finally sold to hungry Americans as McChicken McNuggets or 'hyperboles'.
  • Hyperbolimics can be fat or thin or inbetween, not to be confused with people who worship skeletorism; those people suffer from a mentalist disorder called bulimia.
  • Nasty.

Famous hyperbolimics

Hyperbolimia-friendly Vocations and Employers

  • Talk Radio Camp Officer
  • Gulag Host
  • Media Whore
  • Crying baby


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Hyperbolimia is part of a series on Psychology
Mental illness & Disorders

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Fetishes:

Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

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Sites:

Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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