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{{quote|People have always been asking me why [[Skuee]] is always in my videos? Well the truth is he is here to help with [[furfandom|game reviews]] and [[faggotry|Vlogging]].|AJcomix}} | |||
[[File:Ajroughnight.jpg|right|thumb|AJ in the morning, after a nice cumbath and some [[gay|game reviews]]]] | |||
'''AJcomix''' is some anorexic [[jew|kike]] [[faggot]] from [[Florida]] that likes to have [[buttsecks]] with his furfag [[homosexual|lover]], [[Skuee]]. He's most likely the biggest [[Internet tough guy]] ever, and the most [[fail|successful]] [[e-lawyer]] out there. He [[bullshit|claims to be a pro in martial arts]], although he's still a [[anorexic|98 pound stick]]. It's also been rumored that he [[masturbates]] while trying [[shit no one cares about|telekinesis]]. He also seems to be [[gay|gayer]] than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat). | '''AJcomix''' is some anorexic [[jew|kike]] [[faggot]] from [[Florida]] that likes to have [[buttsecks]] with his furfag [[homosexual|lover]], [[Skuee]]. He's most likely the biggest [[Internet tough guy]] ever, and the most [[fail|successful]] [[e-lawyer]] out there. He [[bullshit|claims to be a pro in martial arts]], although he's still a [[anorexic|98 pound stick]]. It's also been rumored that he [[masturbates]] while trying [[shit no one cares about|telekinesis]]. He also seems to be [[gay|gayer]] than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat). | ||
==What He Is== | ==What He Is== | ||
[[File:AJHayLadies.jpg|right|thumb|Hay, [[Skuee]]. How u doin' baby? Can I come over and have butt-sex with you? And for you other boys/men out there, do you find me attractive? Check me out on my MySpace page and come over to my house for a little fun. If you know what I mean... WE'LL ROLL AROUND THE BED UNDER THE SHEETS!]] | |||
[[File:SkueeAJ.jpg|left|thumb|Blatant evidence of [[faggotry]] amongst these two.]] | |||
[[File:AJToiletteRollNose.jpg|left|thumb|AJ has a toilette paper roll for a nose.]] | |||
A spineless [[Jew]] that loves video games so much, that can fuck them with his 1.02 inch [[penis]]; while erect. His Jewish personality comes into play when he [[jew|must lie]] to his viewers, telling them he does [[bullshit|not]] spin dredels and is [[o rly|not]] loaded with cash. Hence AJ is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his [[Jew gold]]. | A spineless [[Jew]] that loves video games so much, that can fuck them with his 1.02 inch [[penis]]; while erect. His Jewish personality comes into play when he [[jew|must lie]] to his viewers, telling them he does [[bullshit|not]] spin dredels and is [[o rly|not]] loaded with cash. Hence AJ is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his [[Jew gold]]. | ||
Not only is he a top-tier [[furry]] [[fucktard]], he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in [[LOL WUT|telekinesis]], which is of course the phenomenon of possessing the ability to [[gay|anally masturbate]] yourself with the [[Giant dildo of death]] without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]]) | Not only is he a top-tier [[furry]] [[fucktard]], he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in [[LOL WUT|telekinesis]], which is of course the phenomenon of possessing the ability to [[gay|anally masturbate]] yourself with the [[Giant dildo of death]] without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]]) | ||
{{quote|I have a toilette paper roll for a nose.|AJcomix}} | {{quote|I have a toilette paper roll for a nose.|AJcomix}} | ||
AJ also appears to have [[no life]], with his video gallery amassing 282 videos, all full of fail. Of course, being [[banhammer|b&]] by [[ebaumsworld|FOX News]] removed the mass fail until he made [[moar]] fail videos. Especially one where he tries to [[fail|"pwn"]] all his haters, but still looks like a [[idiot|moron]]. | AJ also appears to have [[no life]], with his video gallery amassing 282 videos, all full of fail. Of course, being [[banhammer|b&]] by [[ebaumsworld|FOX News]] removed the mass fail until he made [[moar]] fail videos. Especially one where he tries to [[fail|"pwn"]] all his haters, but still looks like a [[idiot|moron]]. | ||
==What He Has== | ==What He Has== | ||
[[File:Ajbeingaj.gif|right|thumb|[[Hypocrite|Aj thinks you're a Moron]]]] | |||
AJ appears to struggle with his [[lulzy|horrible]] condition known as [[Michael J Fox|Parkinson's disease]], as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also [[cry|cries]] on how his friend [[Dog264]] got [[banhammer|b&]] on [[YouTube]] showing more evidence that his friends are [[faggots]] and [[cripples]]. Damn, he is one [[fugly|ugly fuck]]. | AJ appears to struggle with his [[lulzy|horrible]] condition known as [[Michael J Fox|Parkinson's disease]], as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also [[cry|cries]] on how his friend [[Dog264]] got [[banhammer|b&]] on [[YouTube]] showing more evidence that his friends are [[faggots]] and [[cripples]]. Damn, he is one [[fugly|ugly fuck]]. | ||
==His Activities on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]== | ==His Activities on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]== | ||
{{quote|They had a picture of his mother on there and his mother never gave them permission to put her image on the internet. THAT IS ILLEGAL! If I could find the person responsible for this I would kick them so hard in the balls, then beat the shit out of them. Then I'll take them into court so they could get arrested.|AJcomix}} | |||
Because he is a [[butthurt]] [[faggot]], AJcomix created a user profile on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] under the creative name, [[User:AJComix|AJComix]] in order to [[blanking in progress|BALEET]] [[Skuee]]'s article, like a little [[bitch]]. However, AJcomix is full of [[fail]] and consequently did not know about how [[vandalism is pointless]], so he swiftly received the [[banhammer]] from [[SysOp]] [[User:Jawsome|Jawsome]] amidst the [[lulz]] from other EDiots. | Because he is a [[butthurt]] [[faggot]], AJcomix created a user profile on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] under the creative name, [[User:AJComix|AJComix]] in order to [[blanking in progress|BALEET]] [[Skuee]]'s article, like a little [[bitch]]. However, AJcomix is full of [[fail]] and consequently did not know about how [[vandalism is pointless]], so he swiftly received the [[banhammer]] from [[SysOp]] [[User:Jawsome|Jawsome]] amidst the [[lulz]] from other EDiots. | ||
==O NOES HIS DOX WERE DROPPED== | ==O NOES HIS DOX WERE DROPPED== | ||
[[File:AJMAD.jpg|left|thumb|AJ, being pissed off about the Internets coming after him.]] | |||
[[File:Ajanime.PNG|right|thumb|AJ's embarrassed because everyone knows he loves [[Skuee]]. And anime. But mostly [[Skuee]].]] | |||
{{quote|What do you mean I can't be civil? None of the haters are civil to me, posting my EXACT LOCATION, calling me with DEATH THREATS... and like I said, losing a YEARS worth of work and built up fanbase. I offered to be civil millions of times, but they instead decide otherwise. This is the hater's choice, not mine...|AJcomix}} | |||
AJ's dox were dropped by [[Eric Bauman|someone]], [[EbaumsWorld|somewhere]] on the Internets. He got extremely pissed off and tried to be an e-lawyer, and he even failed at that. He has [[internet tough guy|threatened]] to call the police on the people who dropped his dox. | AJ's dox were dropped by [[Eric Bauman|someone]], [[EbaumsWorld|somewhere]] on the Internets. He got extremely pissed off and tried to be an e-lawyer, and he even failed at that. He has [[internet tough guy|threatened]] to call the police on the people who dropped his dox. | ||
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==Jackass Wannabe== | ==Jackass Wannabe== | ||
[[File:Ajbullshittingonceagain.gif|right|thumb|Moar Evidence of AJ trying to be Hardcore.]] | |||
In previous videos AJ announced that he would begin making "Jackass styled" skits. As anyone would expect these skits turned out to be filled with [[faggotry]]. These skits include such [[pansy|hardcore]] events as: jumping off of swings, pillow fights, walking around a house with a cassete, and [[raep|poking]] cats. Wow AJ, you sure are hardcore. | In previous videos AJ announced that he would begin making "Jackass styled" skits. As anyone would expect these skits turned out to be filled with [[faggotry]]. These skits include such [[pansy|hardcore]] events as: jumping off of swings, pillow fights, walking around a house with a cassete, and [[raep|poking]] cats. Wow AJ, you sure are hardcore. | ||
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==Related Articles== | ==Related Articles== | ||
*[[Skuee]] | *[[Skuee]] | ||
*[[Dog264]] | *[[Dog264]] | ||
*[[Doommaster1994]] | *[[Doommaster1994]] | ||
*[[Faggot]] | *[[Faggot]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{yt|AJComixII}} | *{{yt|AJComixII}} | ||
*{{dauser|ajcomix}} | *{{dauser|ajcomix}} | ||
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—AJcomix | ||
AJcomix is some anorexic kike faggot from Florida that likes to have buttsecks with his furfag lover, Skuee. He's most likely the biggest Internet tough guy ever, and the most successful e-lawyer out there. He claims to be a pro in martial arts, although he's still a 98 pound stick. It's also been rumored that he masturbates while trying telekinesis. He also seems to be gayer than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat).
What He Is
A spineless Jew that loves video games so much, that can fuck them with his 1.02 inch penis; while erect. His Jewish personality comes into play when he must lie to his viewers, telling them he does not spin dredels and is not loaded with cash. Hence AJ is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his Jew gold.
Not only is he a top-tier furry fucktard, he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in telekinesis, which is of course the phenomenon of possessing the ability to anally masturbate yourself with the Giant dildo of death without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the INTERNET HATE MACHINE)
—AJcomix | ||
AJ also appears to have no life, with his video gallery amassing 282 videos, all full of fail. Of course, being b& by FOX News removed the mass fail until he made moar fail videos. Especially one where he tries to "pwn" all his haters, but still looks like a moron.
What He Has
AJ appears to struggle with his horrible condition known as Parkinson's disease, as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also cries on how his friend Dog264 got b& on YouTube showing more evidence that his friends are faggots and cripples. Damn, he is one ugly fuck.
His Activities on Encyclopedia Dramatica
—AJcomix | ||
Because he is a butthurt faggot, AJcomix created a user profile on Encyclopedia Dramatica under the creative name, AJComix in order to BALEET Skuee's article, like a little bitch. However, AJcomix is full of fail and consequently did not know about how vandalism is pointless, so he swiftly received the banhammer from SysOp Jawsome amidst the lulz from other EDiots.
O NOES HIS DOX WERE DROPPED
—AJcomix | ||
AJ's dox were dropped by someone, somewhere on the Internets. He got extremely pissed off and tried to be an e-lawyer, and he even failed at that. He has threatened to call the police on the people who dropped his dox.
AJ Calls It All Off
TL;DW: Apparently, AJ sees no point in wasting time with the whole hater situation. In addition, he called off the whole police pursuit against anyone who attacks him or Skuee; realising that the police will not help him, and will only laugh at his pathetic ass. AJ declares that he will block anyone with an IQ lower than his, seeing as those comments will be intimidating to AJ, and will only be dealing with cool people that suck his 1.02 inch erect penis. The rest of approximate six minutes is supposedly filled with mindless dribble.
Jackass Wannabe
In previous videos AJ announced that he would begin making "Jackass styled" skits. As anyone would expect these skits turned out to be filled with faggotry. These skits include such hardcore events as: jumping off of swings, pillow fights, walking around a house with a cassete, and poking cats. Wow AJ, you sure are hardcore.
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