Moore Tornado

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The 2013 MOAR Tornado was a twister of epic proportions that violently raped the sweet, peaceful little town of Moore, Oklahoma and totally shredded over 9,000 homes, clobbered two elementary schools into oblivion, blew up a hospital, and flattened the town like Hiroshima. The twister racked up a kill count of 24 rednecks on its violent rampage, flinging children every which way and bringing about destruction and carnage everywhere along its path. Thankfully nothing of value was lost.

Obligatory Recycling of Old Haiti Earthquake Jokes

I dumped my Oklahoma girlfriend last week. She's been crushed ever since.

This is the worst disaster ever to hit Oklahoma. Damage is expected to be in the tens of dollars.

Did you hear about the tornado in Moore, Oklahoma? It caused $100 million worth of improvements!

Did you hear about the new boy band from Oklahoma? The New Blocks are on the Kids.

What has hundreds of arms and legs and is only 3 feet tall? Plaza Towers Elementary School.

Disaster Porn

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See also

• Tornadoes
• Oklahoma
• Haiti
• Japan tsunami

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