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[[Image:Maureen1.jpg|thumb|200px||She's a pedo AND Wapanese!]]
[[Image:MaureenPost2.jpg|thumb|200px||Pedos need love too!]]
[[Image:MaureenPost1.jpg|thumb|200px||Crazy bitch? No, not at all...]]
[[Image:Maureen2.jpg|thumb|200px||Maureen gonna rape your childrens.]]
A FEMALE [[pedo]] [[furry]] from the depths of [[MySpace]].  According to her pedophile Myspace Group, she "reached maturity" at age 8, but was NOT raped. Rather, she was [[raeped]] at 15 or 16 by someone her age.  She believes that [[pedo]]philia is a sexual orientation and another form of love on the basis that "every relationship has abuse."  Ironically, she tutors grades 4 through 6 at a daycare center, in the vein of [[Debra Lafave]].


Maureen was also posted to {{ljcomm|user=stupid_free}} and to the delight of many, a couple of her friends showed up to the party! [http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/282354.html?thread=25465586#t25465586]
<br>{{lj|user=kudei_inwndrlnd}} claims that she has known Maureen since the 7th grade, and that she is NOT a pedo, but "''just extremely easily influenced''" and that "''she lies a lot anyways''."
But one can only wonder...Is this a [[sick fuck]] conspiracy?
As of now, [[at least 100]] [[LJ]] users over at {{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}} have emailed the principal of the school she works for. Although only one person has gotten a reply back from the principal (screenshots pending), {{lj|user=choco_cat85}}, one of Maureen's friends, ''did'' post that the school has sent letters to her parents and that she has been banned FOREVAR from the internets. [[:File:Choco_cat85_REPLY.JPG]]
Recently she has been rumored to be on the list for [[trap|gender re-assignment surgery]].
However, please feel free to [http://www.bpsd.k12.ca.us/corey/htmls/corey_contact.html contact the school she works for] by emailing Principal Diane Prince ([email protected]) for more lolz.
==Quotes==
"''I was by someone my age when I was 15 or 16. I didn't do anything about it because I wanted to see how he pulled it off''."
"''I draw away from my parents because I don't like anyone to touch me. I just.. don't like contact at all. It's not limited to them. Even in relationships, I can't be touched too much or I'll get scared or angry. So this is handshakes, hugging, kissing, brushing up on people in crowds.. not just couple things''."
"''Also at 8, I was very much in control of people around me. I had no problem manipulating people throughout elementary school while keeping everyone happy. I did this openly until Jr High where it was semi-hidden. Now, in HS, no one suspects me of controlling them. They're still puppets, but unsuspecting. I was concerned with this, which is "worried about getting their play-on outside" for me. Control is a big part of who I am and I'm interested in different relationships where this is a major role''."
"''I had a girlfriend in 5th grade who turned me onto Mistress/Slave type relationships''."
"''I haven't had a girlfriend since 5th grade, but the girls I work with flirt with me constantly''." '''9 is a very tricky age.'''
"''Also during 8, I witnessed my first death. My neighbor, the son, had tossed a kitten a few times into the air. It got caught in the tree on the last throw. When it fell, we ran over and watched it’s speedy death. His grandmother yelled at him and we were both crying. Death of cats (even in a comical sense) and yelling bother me''." '''YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS...DEAD CAT PICS PLZ.'''
"I'm a gay boy. Sorry for you folks who stumbled upon me the years I was trying to live as a girl. Gold stars to those who fucked me when I was a girl, but I really wasn't happy that way and had no way of enjoying that. Ohwait, that was Anonidate. Oh shi--."
==Contact==
Maureen's AIM SN: BlancaBlankFace <p>
Maureen's Yahoo! SN: LittleWulf1
==External Links==
*{{lj|user=ladysaiko}} (Consists entirely of quizzes)
:*[http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/282354.html Another post about her...But this time Maureen's friends have joined the party!]
:*{{protectedlj|[http://community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1252723.html Maureen's profile posted to getoffmyspace]}}
:*[http://stupid-free.livejournal.com/282354.html Stupid-Free announcement] of Dookiedragon from GOMS finding her.
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3484370 Her Myspace] (Deleted!)
:*[http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=3484370&blogID=180254917&MyToken=20ff2808-781e-46f6-afa1-521909a369cd her creepy blog] (Deleted!)
:*[http://groups.myspace.com/PedophiliaDiscussions Her Pedo myspace group] (Deleted!)
*[http://maureenlasley.emurse.com/ Her Resume] (Deleted! Screenshots pending)
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/79606009@N00/  Maureen's Furry 'Art']
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=LadySaiko Her OkCupid Profile] (lol 'likes' children! And now [http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:z0EpPZl1LvgJ:okcupid.com/profile%3Ftuid%3D1532765439815273052+ladysaiko&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=us cached]!!)
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