Legend of the Cryptids

Not to be confused with Legend of Zelda

Legend of the Cryptids (AKA Legend of ripping you off), is a Weeaboo and Basement Dweller paradise card game for iPhones and Androids where every card is an animu card with big tits that just rips your basement dwelling ass off of your jewgolds with network servers fucking up every time.

Cards

Your typical card in Legend of the Weeaboos.

The cards in the game are well basically, just tits and ass.

Commons

Regular cards. Mostly monsters and some women almost asking for it.

Rares

All women asking for it accept instead of wearing a medieval gown, the mods make them wear lingerie and latex.

Ultra Rares

All women with huge ass tits and wearing almost nothing.

Servers

The servers on LoC runs on baked potatoes and often crashes every 10 seconds which makes all the players in the game butthurt all over the place and then whine like bitches on their community board.

The Mods

All mods of this broken game there are a bunch of ronrey AZNs who just sit on their fat ass and fap away with there 1 inch wee-wees at their drawings. Obviously no girlfriend what so ever. They just sit, fap, eat, fap again, shit, draw another card, and then fap for the rest of the day.

See also

• Their number 1 target audience
• Their second targeted audience
• Yu-Gi-Oh
• Dying alone
• AZN
• Japan
• Fap

Extra stuff

• The wiki of this crap
• A giant fap gallery on the wikia
• The site the shitty company that made this game

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