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imported>Cobaltcat So it got updated, still needs some more jokes, and especially some more drama, and more of the Nick Bravo drama at that. Now it at least looks like an article. |
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{{Fat|This article has mantits, please visit [[tits]] for proper tits.}} | {{Fat|This article has mantits, please visit [[tits]] for proper tits.}} | ||
{{天|Warning! This user is a YouTube employee and can<s>not</s> be flagged!|Retard_keyboard.gif|130px|Pink|45%}} | {{天|Warning! This user is a YouTube employee and can<s>not</s> be flagged!|Retard_keyboard.gif|130px|Pink|45%}} | ||
Starting out with [[boring|inoffensive]] videos about how to make balloons, Cabbie quickly dished his truckerjob for that [[Jew]] gold of YouTube. These videos pleased the YouTube retards, so he became partner. However these videos didn't give enough money to feed his fat ass and pay rent, so he decided to live together with [[Nick_Bravo]]. And then hilarious drama ensued. | [[Image:HappyCabbie Applies Lipstick With His Tits.jpg|thumb|No homo]]Starting out with [[boring|inoffensive]] videos about how to make balloons, Cabbie quickly dished his truckerjob for that [[Jew]] gold of YouTube. These videos pleased the YouTube retards, so he became partner. However these videos didn't give enough money to feed his fat ass and pay rent, so he decided to live together with [[Nick_Bravo]]. And then hilarious drama ensued. | ||
When this fell through he decided to show off his fat mantits to the world, and the [[faggot|faggots]] of YouTube loved it. Now this wasn't enough for FattyCabbie, so he wanted to get in on the [[atheism]] drama as well. And boy did that bite him in the ass. Instead of actually being able to live on YouTube welfare, he actually had to go back to get a job, since his videos could only garner 1000 views despite his 25,000 subscribers. His venture into the YouTube [[atheism]] really only helped to see how much of a retard Cabbie really is. | When this fell through he decided to show off his fat mantits to the world, and the [[faggot|faggots]] of YouTube loved it. Now this wasn't enough for FattyCabbie, so he wanted to get in on the [[atheism]] drama as well. And boy did that bite him in the ass. Instead of actually being able to live on YouTube welfare, he actually had to go back to get a job, since his videos could only garner 1000 views despite his 25,000 subscribers. His venture into the YouTube [[atheism]] really only helped to see how much of a retard Cabbie really is. | ||
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<center>[[File:HappyCabbie_Smoking_A_Twix.gif|He heard smoking slimmed]]</center><br /> | |||
==Foot Fetish== | ==Foot Fetish== | ||
Yes, our fat hero has a foot fetish. This is because he is unable to see his own feet. | Yes, our fat hero has a foot fetish. This is because he is unable to see his own feet. <br /><center>[[File:HappyCabbie Loves NaturallySierras Feet.jpg]]<br /> | ||
'''The reason why FattyCabbie can't see his feet'''<br /><br /> | |||
[[File:HappyCabbie Points At His Fat Tummy.jpg]]</center> | |||
==Israel not in Asia== | ==Israel not in Asia== | ||
[[Last_Thursday]] Cabbie proved to the world that Israel is in the continent of [[Middle_East]], and that Israel couldn't be in Asia, because they look like [[Sand_Niggers]] and not like [[AZN|Asians]]. | [[Last_Thursday]] Cabbie proved to the world that Israel is in the continent of [[Middle_East]], and that Israel couldn't be in Asia, because they look like [[Sand_Niggers]] and not like [[AZN|Asians]]. | ||
{{Quote|.. All the way from Eastern, I mean Western Europe - all the way to freaking China; one big landmass - all the way up to Russia - one big landmass, okay? Nobody considers like.. that's Russia up there, and then of course you got the Asian nations down over here, China of course being the bigger one, and of course you got Japan, and some of the other islands - and stuff like that. You know, and then of course you have the Middle-East, and then of course you have, you know, Africa, and then of course you have countries such as like Egypt, you know, which.. you know, is on the Northern part of Africa, but it is part of the Middle-East, nobody considers Egypt, you know, an African nation}} | |||
<center>'''Happy shows his geographical knowledge'''<br /><br /> | |||
<youtube>IEKD6DAI1VU</youtube></center> | |||
==The Nick Bravo drama== | ==The Nick Bravo drama== | ||
FlaggyCabbie had the ingenious idea to let [[Nick_Bravo]] stay at his home, so he could jerk off to his feet. This only resulted in hilarious drama, that is still going on to this day. | [[File:HappyCabbie Thrusting The Air.gif|thumb|How Cabbie and Corky should solve the problem]] FlaggyCabbie had the ingenious idea to let [[Nick_Bravo]] stay at his home, so he could jerk off to his feet. This only resulted in hilarious drama, that is still going on to this day. | ||
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==Friends with Brett Keane== | ==Friends with Brett Keane== | ||
Besides Nick Bravo, Happy also decided to become friends with another of the YouTube scum [[Brett_Keane]]. Even though Brett has attacked Happy repeatedly, Cabbie is still defending all the actions of Brett. | [[File:HappyCabbie Ask People To Name One Person Brett Keane Has Ever Scammed.jpg|thumb|Yeah, I can't think of anyone either]][[File:HappyCabbie links Brett Keane Amazon Wishlist.jpg|thumb|Happy links Brett's e-welfare wishlift]]Besides Nick Bravo, Happy also decided to become friends with another of the YouTube scum [[Brett_Keane]]. Even though Brett has attacked Happy repeatedly, Cabbie is still defending all the actions of Brett.<br /> | ||
<center><youtube>92M0crH66e8</youtube><br /> | |||
'''I will not respond to Brett, because he is my friend, and he loves me'''<br /><br /></center> | |||
==I AM GETTING A GUN== | ==I AM GETTING A GUN== | ||
Happy thinks he isn't safe with a [[nigger]] running the [[White]] House, so he got a gun to defend himself against dangerous carrots and diets. | Happy thinks he isn't safe with a [[nigger]] running the [[White]] House, so he got a gun to defend himself against dangerous carrots and diets. | ||
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;I AM GETTING A GUN</center> | |||
|<center><youtube>eILFpJsQasg</youtube> | |||
;Ignorance is blizz</center> | |||
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;Onision please let me polish your "gun"</center> | |||
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==Leaving YouTube== | ==Leaving YouTube== | ||
After receiving a couple of [[DMCA|DMCA's]] Fatass, decided to take the road of honor and flee YouTube. But because nobody cared, he had to create a sock-account to wish him godspeed. Of course it only took 3 weeks before Fatass in best Brett Keane style returned to YouTube. | [[File:HappyCabbie Off for just 3 weeks.jpg|thumb]][[File:HappyCabbie sockaccount.jpg|thumb|Cabbie's sockaccount]]After receiving a couple of [[DMCA|DMCA's]][[File:HappyCabbie Video Description About Ending On YouTube.jpg|thumb|Call the waahbulance.]] Fatass, decided to take the road of honor and flee YouTube. But because nobody cared, he had to create a sock-account to wish him godspeed. Of course it only took 3 weeks before Fatass in best Brett Keane style returned to YouTube.<br /> | ||
<center>[[File:HappyCabbie Good bye.jpg|450px|EMO]]</center> | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|Gallery|art|center|<gallery> | |||
File:HappyCabbie Flagged Complains On Twitter.jpg|Flagging doesn't apply to ME :( :( | |||
File:HappyCabbie Tweets Onision About Brett Keane.jpg|Ohh Onision, please let me suck your cock | |||
File:HappyCabbie Megatrons Warning To The Flaggers.jpg|Flaggers beware!! | |||
File:HappyCabbie Ask People To Flag His Video.jpg |Please flag him</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:HappyCabbie is Hellen906.jpg|Caught again, Happy. | |||
File:HappyCabbie And Brett On Skype.jpg|No you take the blame, no you, no you.. | |||
File:HappyCabbie Blocked AgentOfDoubt Over NickBravo.jpg|I will defend Brett Keane even though he has wronged everyone, but nobody shall defend Corky. | |||
File:HappyCabbie Gobbling Corn.gif|When he doesn't sucks on feet, he practices to suck cock | |||
File:HappyCabbie Milktits.gif|This is perhaps the most disgusting gif ever. | |||
File:HappyCabbie Is Fat Lulz.jpg|Lulz he is fat | |||
File:HappyCabbie Eating Chips On Treadmill.jpg|Why can't I get slim? | |||
File:HappyCabbie Eating Chips.jpg|Usually 1 or 2, but no less than under 5 bags of chips a day | |||
File:HappyCabbie Shows Moobs.jpg|[[Do_Not_Want]] | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 15:45, 21 June 2013
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Starting out with inoffensive videos about how to make balloons, Cabbie quickly dished his truckerjob for that Jew gold of YouTube. These videos pleased the YouTube retards, so he became partner. However these videos didn't give enough money to feed his fat ass and pay rent, so he decided to live together with Nick_Bravo. And then hilarious drama ensued.
When this fell through he decided to show off his fat mantits to the world, and the faggots of YouTube loved it. Now this wasn't enough for FattyCabbie, so he wanted to get in on the atheism drama as well. And boy did that bite him in the ass. Instead of actually being able to live on YouTube welfare, he actually had to go back to get a job, since his videos could only garner 1000 views despite his 25,000 subscribers. His venture into the YouTube atheism really only helped to see how much of a retard Cabbie really is.
Foot Fetish
Yes, our fat hero has a foot fetish. This is because he is unable to see his own feet.
The reason why FattyCabbie can't see his feet
Israel not in Asia
Last_Thursday Cabbie proved to the world that Israel is in the continent of Middle_East, and that Israel couldn't be in Asia, because they look like Sand_Niggers and not like Asians.
The Nick Bravo drama
FlaggyCabbie had the ingenious idea to let Nick_Bravo stay at his home, so he could jerk off to his feet. This only resulted in hilarious drama, that is still going on to this day.
Friends with Brett Keane
Besides Nick Bravo, Happy also decided to become friends with another of the YouTube scum Brett_Keane. Even though Brett has attacked Happy repeatedly, Cabbie is still defending all the actions of Brett.
I will not respond to Brett, because he is my friend, and he loves me
I AM GETTING A GUN
Happy thinks he isn't safe with a nigger running the White House, so he got a gun to defend himself against dangerous carrots and diets.
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Leaving YouTube
After receiving a couple of DMCA's
Fatass, decided to take the road of honor and flee YouTube. But because nobody cared, he had to create a sock-account to wish him godspeed. Of course it only took 3 weeks before Fatass in best Brett Keane style returned to YouTube.
Gallery
Gallery About missing Pics
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Flagging doesn't apply to ME :( :( -
Ohh Onision, please let me suck your cock -
Flaggers beware!! -
Please flag him
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Caught again, Happy. -
No you take the blame, no you, no you.. -
I will defend Brett Keane even though he has wronged everyone, but nobody shall defend Corky. -
When he doesn't sucks on feet, he practices to suck cock -
This is perhaps the most disgusting gif ever. -
Lulz he is fat -
Why can't I get slim? -
Usually 1 or 2, but no less than under 5 bags of chips a day -
See also
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