HappyCabbie

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No homo

Starting out with inoffensive videos about how to make balloons, Cabbie quickly ditched his truckerjob for that Jew gold of YouTube. These videos pleased the YouTube retards, so he became partner. However these videos didn't give enough money to feed his fat ass and pay rent, so he decided to live together with Nick_Bravo. And then hilarious drama ensued.

When this fell through he decided to show off his fat mantits to the world, and the faggots of YouTube loved it. Now this wasn't enough for FattyCabbie, so he wanted to get in on the atheism drama as well. And boy did that bite him in the ass. Instead of actually being able to live on YouTube welfare, he actually had to go back to get a job, since his videos could only garner 1000 views despite his 25,000 subscribers. His venture into the YouTube atheism really only helped to see how much of a retard Cabbie really is.

Foot Fetish

Yes, our fat hero has a foot fetish. This is because he is unable to see his own feet.

The reason why FattyCabbie can't see his feet

Israel not in Asia

Last_Thursday Cabbie proved to the world that Israel is in the continent of Middle_East, and that Israel couldn't be in Asia, because they look like Sand_Niggers and not like Asians.

	“	.. All the way from Eastern, I mean Western Europe - all the way to freaking China; one big landmass - all the way up to Russia - one big landmass, okay? Nobody considers like.. that's Russia up there, and then of course you got the Asian nations down over here, China of course being the bigger one, and of course you got Japan, and some of the other islands - and stuff like that. You know, and then of course you have the Middle-East, and then of course you have, you know, Africa, and then of course you have countries such as like Egypt, you know, which.. you know, is on the Northern part of Africa, but it is part of the Middle-East, nobody considers Egypt, you know, an African nation	„

Happy shows his geographical knowledge

The Nick Bravo drama

How Cabbie and Corky should solve the problem

FlaggyCabbie had the ingenious idea to let Nick_Bravo stay at his home, so he could jerk off to his feet. This only resulted in hilarious drama, that is still going on to this day.

Friends with Brett Keane

Yeah, I can't think of anyone either

Happy links Brett's e-welfare wishlift

Besides Nick Bravo, Happy also decided to become friends with another of the YouTube scum Brett_Keane. Even though Brett has attacked Happy repeatedly, Cabbie is still defending all the actions of Brett.

I will not respond to Brett, because he is my friend, and he loves me

I AM GETTING A GUN

Happy thinks he isn't safe with a nigger running the White House, so he got a gun to defend himself against dangerous carrots and diets.

I AM GETTING A GUN Ignorance is blizz Onision please let me polish your "gun" Previous Video | Next Video

Leaving YouTube

Cabbie's sockaccount

After receiving a couple of DMCA's

Call the waahbulance.

Fatass, decided to take the road of honor and flee YouTube. But because nobody cared, he had to create a sock-account to wish him godspeed. Of course it only took 3 weeks before Fatass in best Brett Keane style returned to YouTube.

Gallery

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  Flagging doesn't apply to ME :( :(
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  Ohh Onision, please let me suck your cock
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  Flaggers beware!!
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  Please flag him

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  Caught again, Happy.
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  No you take the blame, no you, no you..
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  I will defend Brett Keane even though he has wronged everyone, but nobody shall defend Corky.
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  When he doesn't sucks on feet, he practices to suck cock
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  This is perhaps the most disgusting gif ever.
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  Lulz he is fat
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  Why can't I get slim?
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  Usually 1 or 2, but no less than under 5 bags of chips a day
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  Do_Not_Want

See also

• YouTube

External links

• HappyCabbie

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