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[[File:Broly You Wished.jpg|thumb|center|500px|Actually,[[You]] would have been anally annihilated by him anyway.]]
[[File:Broly You Wished.jpg|thumb|center|500px|Actually,[[You]] would have been anally annihilated by him anyway.]]
In ancient Rome, children would play with their toys until they reached an age of sexual maturity, approximately 13, after which point they set aside their toys in a ceremony and went about the business of being men or child brides, as the case may be. Sadly, in this age of perpetual adolescence and in this country of cheap and available pastimes, many will never set aside their childish fascinations i.e. Broly, and set about the business of acting like they are no longer thirteen.
== Broly ==
Broly is a classic object of obsession by young men, attractive and omnipotent at a time when viewers feel neither. He is violent and unrestrained, as their newly voluminous hormones exhort them to be. He is, in essence, one extreme of what a young, powerless male may wish to be. But then as young men become more practiced in the ways of the world, they come to recognize Broly for the caricature he is, bloated and rather disgusting. Excepting for the rare occasion when a young man, with a still unformed sexuality, may see Broly as less of a possible future and more of an object of sexual desire. Men like [[User:El_Hombre_Que_Mierda_Mismo.]] may find themselves sexually arroused by the musclebound figure, may masturbate to his character. They may even express their sexual perversion in communications with the internet, perhaps even this site. But they are encouraged not to, as it is rather unsettling.
Broly (Also known as [[l33t|BR0L'/]] , Broli to [[Brazilians|the Internet Retarded]], and how [[Chris Benoit]] would look like, if he took steroids AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!!) is a giant, buffed, destructive, [[Marijuana]] looking maniac who have appeared at least 3 movies from the [[no|hit]] Animu show, [[Dragon Ball Z]]. Broly as you may expect, like any other [[Sephiroth|overrated villain]], he is worshiped by 13-year old boys, 16 year old girls, and [[DBZ]] fanboys who on the other hand, all are terminally [[retarded]] because they think that [[Lie|Broly is far stronger than SSJ3 Goku and Kid Buu]] but the irony is that [[Truth|Broly is weaker despite that his power level is growing endlessly but only manages to fail miserably by the moralfags]].
== ''' Broly: The Legendary Troll '''==
Broly, being the most overrated and the only Legendary Super Saiyan (and being [[batshit insane]]), he's too fucking overpowered as he [[Win| constantly skullfucks the Z-Fighters by grabbing their faces and smashed them into walls]]. Despite being non-canon however, though unlike [[Sephiroth]] with his [[angsty]] microcock that can only [[castrated]] by <strike>Cloud's Omnislash</strike> actually it could be [[castrated]] with almost everything, Broly and his legendary [[Cock]] can [[goatse]] anyone's asshole with only [[Only 2 percent|2% of his power]]. Here's the list of this Space-[[Satan]] have done below.
* Broly fucking hates Cockrot, [[Fact|as him being the most retarded space-nigger of the entire Saiyan race]]. Basically, [[Shit nobody cares about|because Cockrot's BAWWWWWWWWING cause Broly to generate enormous butthurt when he was a baby]]. During that time, King Vegeta, the admin of the sayains wanted to perma-B& Broly for being too fucking overpowered, his father [[Faggot|Paragus]], wanted to make a ban appeal of his Saiyan account but King Vegeta just told him to GTFO and blast him into his chest. desperately wanted to [[rape]] him so bad and [[Mr.Hands|painful]] throughout his life, as well increasingly being overdosed with [[rage]] and [[insanity]]. In Broly's Second Coming, Broly is even more fucked up (and more [[retarded]]) and can only communicate by saying
{{Rainbowsmall|Kakarot!}}
[[File:Pedo_Broly.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Pedophile|Broly what he usually does best.]]]]
* As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel (as what the [[fantards]] of Broly believed) will never stop growing, [[evar]], even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlXamubEc4|Want Proof]]
* Broly can survive by almost anything with little or no effect, e.g. Broly can't be hurt, by punching, kicking, firing kamehameha at him, lava, supernovas, [[black holes]], [[rape]], etc. [[God|What the fuck does this guy even made of??!?!?!]]
* [[Some Argue|Some say]] that Broly is one of the main reasons for [[2012]], [[Divide by 0|as he has enough power to destroy the entire universe]].
* Broly has [[more]] than 100 transformations including [[mugen|Nightmare Broly]].
* Broly, when becoming a Legendary Super Saiyan made [[Fucktard|Vegeta]], shit his pants and crying like a little [[pussy]].
* Broly is primary known for excessive [[child abuse]] and raping [[shota]] as seen on the left side.
* He also knows how to [[skullfuck|treat]] a [[bitch|lady]].
* Broly killed his own father for the [[lulz]], [[Epic Win|by crushing his space pod and throwing the remains at the comet that is about to hit New Vegeta]].
* He always, always, always, done it for the [[lulz]].
* Do we mention that he fucking hates Goku?
* He smiles at [[you]] when you begin reading this article.
* He laughs at [[you]] while you are reading this article.
* [[Fact|He is going to kill you when you are finished reading this article]].
* Due to his popularity, Broly [[fantards]] will say the same [[faggotry]] by replying that Broly is stronger than everyone and they will [[white knight]] no matter how logical or retardedly simple their [[opinion]] is...
* He's voiced by [[Vic Mignogna]]. [[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Broly#Voice_actors I'm not shitting you there.]]
* Broly, in the third movie (which is [[shit]]). Comes back as a [[fugly]] looking mutant which almost looks extremely identical to [[your mom]].
[[File:Broly Doesnt Give A Fuck.gif|thumb|right|200px|Broly doesn't really give a fuck when fighting [[niggers]]]]
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==''' Why Do [[Fantards]] Love Broly So Much? '''==
[[File:Broly His Power Is Maximum.jpg|center]]
There's no denying whether or not that [[fantards]] of Broly are really obsessed with his muscles, power, [[cock]], or that he wants to blew up the whole Universe for the [[lulz]], he's literally the [[Gary Stu]] of [[Dragon Ball Z]], either that he is too fucking poorly written than that of 99[[%]] [[Wario|of]] [[Darth Vader|all]] [[Adolf Hitler|Villains]] [[Adam Lanza|would]] [[Sephiroth|eagerly]] [[Joseph Stalin|wanted]] [[Cho Seung-Hui|to]] [[Anonymous|bow]] [[Cthulhu|down]] [[Satan|to]] [[Osama Bin Laden|suck]] [[Charles Manson|his]] [[Tom Cruise|cock]].
==''' Broly: The Legendary [[Faggot]] '''==
Since the [[fantards|Brolytards]] can't think shit, it's obvious that Broly is often the overpowered entity the fanbase worship. e.g. if someone is stronger than Broly, the fanbase will constantly bitch and [[white knight]] using their pseudo-intellectual facts that they got from watching [[DBZ]] movies. They often make retarded quotes such as "OMG BROLY CAN BEAT THAT BITCH BECUZ (Long retarded opinion speech) or "BROLY'S POWERLEVUL IZ GRO0WING AND CAN PWNED DAT MOTUHAFUCKA FUCKER". The Brolytard's [[faggotry]] is so contagious that they are actually extremely easy to troll. Just post a logical statement, state some [[facts]] that Broly will never be stronger than -insert faggots name here-, and [[PROFIT]]!!!, you get instant butthurt. You can also show these videos to make a [[Reject|Brolytard]] explode into rage of diarrhea here.
[[File:Brolytard's Intelligence.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Fucktard|The Intelligence of a Broly fanboy]]]]
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Revision as of 22:29, 26 June 2013
Actually,You would have been anally annihilated by him anyway.
In ancient Rome, children would play with their toys until they reached an age of sexual maturity, approximately 13, after which point they set aside their toys in a ceremony and went about the business of being men or child brides, as the case may be. Sadly, in this age of perpetual adolescence and in this country of cheap and available pastimes, many will never set aside their childish fascinations i.e. Broly, and set about the business of acting like they are no longer thirteen.
Broly is a classic object of obsession by young men, attractive and omnipotent at a time when viewers feel neither. He is violent and unrestrained, as their newly voluminous hormones exhort them to be. He is, in essence, one extreme of what a young, powerless male may wish to be. But then as young men become more practiced in the ways of the world, they come to recognize Broly for the caricature he is, bloated and rather disgusting. Excepting for the rare occasion when a young man, with a still unformed sexuality, may see Broly as less of a possible future and more of an object of sexual desire. Men like User:El_Hombre_Que_Mierda_Mismo. may find themselves sexually arroused by the musclebound figure, may masturbate to his character. They may even express their sexual perversion in communications with the internet, perhaps even this site. But they are encouraged not to, as it is rather unsettling.
