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'''Bonzi_b''', also known as '''The Lord of Chats''' is a user on the [[ED IRC]] network, who is known for [[Truth|his amazing rapping skills]], and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his [[slut|sister]] (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and [[butthurt|will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her]]. Bonzi_b's dream [[wigger|is to be a nigger]], specifically [[Biggie Smalls|Biggie]]. Recently he has been doxing himself [[Internet tough guy|so people will fight him]], so if you have the chance, go [[unrealistic expectations|beat his ass]].
'''Bonzi_b''', also known as '''The Lord of Chats''' is a user on the [[ED IRC]] network, who is known for [[Truth|his amazing rapping skills]], and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his [[slut|sister]] (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and [[butthurt|will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her]]. Bonzi_b's dream [[wigger|is to be a nigger]], specifically [[Biggie Smalls|Biggie]]. Recently he has been doxing himself [[Internet tough guy|so people will fight him]], so if you have the chance, go [[unrealistic expectations|beat his ass]], be careful, he confirmed [[internet tough guy|he has an AK]]. He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both.


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==Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)==
*I'm in a two seater
*Two cups and two liter
*Two bitches
*No room
*I need a new speaker
*One of them hoes
*Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
*Now it's hard to hear the trebel
*I got my cardigan disheveled
*Utter my name
*My white tee is torn
*And all covered in stains
*Straight out the gutter I just came
*My older cousin's deranged
*They locked him up in E's
*He drove my mother insane
*Now I'm a King
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*This is somethin' gangster
*We do it like the mafia
*I can't tell no secrets
*I can't show you the codes
*HM
*You call me a C-Rab
*That's your fuckin' head
*You come around my pad uninvited
*And you're fuckin' dead
*I don't know you
*But I fuckin' said
*You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
*HUH
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*Brand new clip
*Brand new nine
*Brand new bitch
*Brand new ride
*Brand new weed
*Brand new high
==Dox==
==Dox==


*110 Monticello Avenue &bull; [[Guido|Jersey City]], NJ 07302
<del>*110 Monticello Avenue &bull; [[Guido|Jersey City]], NJ 07302</del> [[HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 15:49, 11 July 2013

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Bonzi_b, also known as The Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network, who is known for his amazing rapping skills, and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie. Recently he has been doxing himself so people will fight him, so if you have the chance, go beat his ass, be careful, he confirmed he has an AK. He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both.

   
 
<Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics
 

 
 

—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience

A Sampling of Bonzi

   
 
<bonzi_b> soup fags
 

 
 

—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

   
 
<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want
 

 
 

—bonzi_b, doing what he does best

   
 
<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA
 

 
 

—bonzi_b

   
 
being a wigger


 


 
 

—<bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day

   
 
bonzi_b, still being a wigger
 

 
 

Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)

  • I'm in a two seater
  • Two cups and two liter
  • Two bitches
  • No room
  • I need a new speaker
  • One of them hoes
  • Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
  • Now it's hard to hear the trebel
  • I got my cardigan disheveled
  • Utter my name
  • My white tee is torn
  • And all covered in stains
  • Straight out the gutter I just came
  • My older cousin's deranged
  • They locked him up in E's
  • He drove my mother insane
  • Now I'm a King

  • This is somethin' gangster
  • We do it like the mafia
  • I can't tell no secrets
  • I can't show you the codes
  • HM
  • You call me a C-Rab
  • That's your fuckin' head
  • You come around my pad uninvited
  • And you're fuckin' dead
  • I don't know you
  • But I fuckin' said
  • You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
  • HUH

  • Brand new clip
  • Brand new nine
  • Brand new bitch
  • Brand new ride
  • Brand new weed
  • Brand new high

Dox

*110 Monticello Avenue • Jersey City, NJ 07302 HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

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