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"Bubblegum Husky" [[powerword]] Ryan Havens was your seemingly [[sick fuck|normal]] [[furfag]] on the surface, however that cute and fuzzy fursona was completely shattered when Ryan was suddenly arrested by Idaho state troopers and charged with six counts of [[bestiality|crimes against nature]] and one count of [[a cat is fine too|cruelty to an animal]]. | "Bubblegum Husky" [[powerword]] Ryan Havens was your seemingly [[sick fuck|normal]] [[furfag]] on the surface, however that cute and fuzzy fursona was completely shattered when Ryan was suddenly arrested by Idaho state troopers and charged with six counts of [[bestiality|crimes against nature]] and one count of [[a cat is fine too|cruelty to an animal]]. | ||
==Portrait Of Cat Fucker== | |||
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==Furry Reaction== | |||
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The "furry community" was instantly outraged over the <s>incident</s>, er, that is outraged over the <i>reporting</i> of the incident. It came as little surprise of course that they were more concerned with their own personal endeavors for publicly perceived "normalcy" than they were about animal welfare. Most furs are all for fucking animals of course, just not if you get caught and reported on in the media. | The "furry community" was instantly outraged over the <s>incident</s>, er, that is outraged over the <i>reporting</i> of the incident. It came as little surprise of course that they were more concerned with their own personal endeavors for publicly perceived "normalcy" than they were about animal welfare. Most furs are all for fucking animals of course, just not if you get caught and reported on in the media. | ||
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==Neurotypical Reaction== | |||
[[Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_Iz_Jus_Doin_It_Fur_Da_Kollij_Munneez.jpg|thumb|Ryan's favorite pussy porn.]] | |||
For norms, neurotypicals and drama fags of course the incident has sparked vicious outrage and frothing hatred, many demanding his balls be forcibly removed or force fucked up the ass by an overly large farm animal...all the while enjoying their "all natural" McDonald's burgers, made with meat patties pressed out in [[China]] where adding cat meat and cardboard are regular practices. The earth shattering ironic hypocrisy of course completely lost on them. | For norms, neurotypicals and drama fags of course the incident has sparked vicious outrage and frothing hatred, many demanding his balls be forcibly removed or force fucked up the ass by an overly large farm animal...all the while enjoying their "all natural" McDonald's burgers, made with meat patties pressed out in [[China]] where adding cat meat and cardboard are regular practices. The earth shattering ironic hypocrisy of course completely lost on them. | ||
Some of the festering hate rage however was quelled when it was pointed out that this man was fucking his cat for a reason. That reason being that he has a malformed little cat sized pecker of a penis only capable of pleasuring a pussy <i>cat</i>. As any hope of ever being able to have normal sex with a real woman was discovered many felt [[trolls remorse]] over their buttrage fueled verbal attacks and quickly expressed a level of sympathy for his puny pecker plight. | Some of the festering hate rage however was quelled when it was pointed out that this man was fucking his cat for a reason. That reason being that he has a malformed little cat sized pecker of a penis only capable of pleasuring a pussy <i>cat</i>. As any hope of ever being able to have normal sex with a real woman was discovered many felt [[trolls remorse]] over their buttrage fueled verbal attacks and quickly expressed a level of sympathy for his puny pecker plight. | ||
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==Furry PRIDE!== | ==Furry PRIDE!== | ||
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Like all furry animal fuckers Ryan has an intense <i>pride</i> of his sexual deviancy and failure to interact socially like normal people. To the point of getting custom license plates, sporting a poorly made fur tail dangling out of his hairy ass cheeks and looking like a dead ferret permanently porked on up his pooper, wearing a dog collar with actual animal tags and even going so far as to getting himself admitted to a veterinarian clinic in order to get vaccinated for rabbies as if he was the family pet. | Like all furry animal fuckers Ryan has an intense <i>pride</i> of his sexual deviancy and failure to interact socially like normal people. To the point of getting custom license plates, sporting a poorly made fur tail dangling out of his hairy ass cheeks and looking like a dead ferret permanently porked on up his pooper, wearing a dog collar with actual animal tags and even going so far as to getting himself admitted to a veterinarian clinic in order to get vaccinated for rabbies as if he was the family pet. | ||
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Revision as of 23:16, 25 August 2013
"Bubblegum Husky" powerword Ryan Havens was your seemingly normal furfag on the surface, however that cute and fuzzy fursona was completely shattered when Ryan was suddenly arrested by Idaho state troopers and charged with six counts of crimes against nature and one count of cruelty to an animal.
Portrait Of Cat Fucker
Furry Reaction
The "furry community" was instantly outraged over the incident, er, that is outraged over the reporting of the incident. It came as little surprise of course that they were more concerned with their own personal endeavors for publicly perceived "normalcy" than they were about animal welfare. Most furs are all for fucking animals of course, just not if you get caught and reported on in the media.
Neurotypical Reaction
For norms, neurotypicals and drama fags of course the incident has sparked vicious outrage and frothing hatred, many demanding his balls be forcibly removed or force fucked up the ass by an overly large farm animal...all the while enjoying their "all natural" McDonald's burgers, made with meat patties pressed out in China where adding cat meat and cardboard are regular practices. The earth shattering ironic hypocrisy of course completely lost on them.
Some of the festering hate rage however was quelled when it was pointed out that this man was fucking his cat for a reason. That reason being that he has a malformed little cat sized pecker of a penis only capable of pleasuring a pussy cat. As any hope of ever being able to have normal sex with a real woman was discovered many felt trolls remorse over their buttrage fueled verbal attacks and quickly expressed a level of sympathy for his puny pecker plight.
Furry PRIDE!
Like all furry animal fuckers Ryan has an intense pride of his sexual deviancy and failure to interact socially like normal people. To the point of getting custom license plates, sporting a poorly made fur tail dangling out of his hairy ass cheeks and looking like a dead ferret permanently porked on up his pooper, wearing a dog collar with actual animal tags and even going so far as to getting himself admitted to a veterinarian clinic in order to get vaccinated for rabbies as if he was the family pet.
Ryan loves imagining his life as a stupid, fur covered, lesser species designed to bring mankind idle amusement and slave bound companionship. He thinks of his parents more as his owners than the ones who couldn't handle a clothes hanger and often resorted to barking out loud like a dog whenever his parents would try and talk to him or tell him that they were sorry for not aborting him when they had the chance.
Some argue that he intentionally starting fucking the family furballs with the direct intention of getting himself locked up and put behind bars like an actual animal, thereby fulfilling his deepest, darkest, sexually deviant desires. This motivation is confirmed by the fact that, upon being processed at the prison, he started openly asking prison staff when his "ball removal" surgery was going to take place. Apparently, like all animals that wind up in the pound, Ryan firmly believed he would be promptly castrated upon imprisonment in order to ensure he would no longer be able to breed.
His Artistic Masterpieces
Like all furtards, Ryan enjoyed the pursuit of art in order to try and satisfy his sordid sexual desires. Furry art is of course a "gateway" sexual deviancy which eventual gives way to fursuits and finally animal fucking at its expected conclusion.
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He paid actual money for this!
