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| {{spoiler|this little faggot got exposed as a fat junkie who's doing it all for drug money}}
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| You're [[Teenager|17 years old]], bored and struggling with [[addiction]], and you have the unfortunate name of [[emo|Addison]]. So what do you do? Find a hobby that will [[jew|make you money]], of course.
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| '''Addison Marshall Mikkelson''' did just that, and that hobby is filming every [[Cops|cop]] he could intentionally come in contact with and passive aggressively attempt to flip the script and [[Fuck the police|preach their own law to them]].
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| [[File:Addison police shirt.jpg|200px|thumb|right|<center>[[Internet tough guy|Fuck teh police]], guise.</center>]]
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| If he felt they acted out of line during the encounter, he promptly uploaded the video to [[YouTube]] and [[BAWWW|cried to everyone]] that he was [[Raped|violated]] by the [[Nazi|Gestapo]] police force of his [[LOL|militant]] [[Kansas|town]].
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| ==Boy vs. [[The Man]]==
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| [[File:Gaycop1.jpg|200px|thumb|right|What [[Faggot|Addison]] ''really'' wants from these cops.]]
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| [[File:Gaycop3.jpg|frame|left|"Well hello there, young man."]]
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| Addison [http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Wrongfully-Arrested--Encounter-With-Topeka-Police-Goes-Viral-237731001.html revealed in an interview] that he [[Stalker|listens to local police scanners]] in an effort to track down any cops nearby in his hometown of Topeka, [[Kansas]]. Once he acquires his target, [[A challenger appears|he drives to their location]] and [[For great justice|begins filming them]] with a large camera. He purposely makes himself visible to the cops in an effort to entice them into [[Police brutality|violating the rights]] of a [[faggot|retarded kid]] filming them on the job with obviously malicious intentions.
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| The fact that their teenage antagonist is only 17 years old [[Don't taze me bro|really puts a wrench in the situation]], as no grown man trying to do his job wants to let some [[Junkie|kid with nothing better to do]] try to get him fired, especially when said person is an armed public servant on a [[USI|power trip]].
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| Addison is basically taking it upon himself to act as a [[Civil rights|teenage babysitter]] for adult police officers in his Wizard of Oz town. He claims [[Lie|he doesn't hate cops]], but feels he needs to [[Pun|police the police]] and [[Internet police|report any one of them]] that fails his test to his [[Fantards|subscribers]].
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| After posting his first video in December of 2013, a website [http://photographyisnotacrime.com/2013/12/26/kansas-cops-bully-man-arrest-trying-record/ caught notice of his shenanigans] and thrust him into the public spotlight as a victim of harassment. He took advantage of this by setting up an [[Desperate|online fund raiser]] seeking money for [[Cocaine|"equipment"]] and [[Heroin|"lawyer fees"]] to pay for the [[Drugs|tickets]] he earns himself by fucking with police.
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| <center>[[tl;dr|'''Long story short]]: little faggot rustles pig jimmies for <s>a living</s> drug money.'''</center>
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| {{frame|<youtube>5XgCXIDPGSU</youtube>|background=white|margin=auto}}
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| ==The New Trend in Trolling==
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| [[File:Gaycop4.jpeg|thumb|250px|right|[[Problem, officer?|Is there a problem, little boy?]]]]
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| With [[McDonald's|coning]] an overdone prank of the past, [[Jack Vale|pretending to fart on people in public]] being childish deuschbaggery, and [[Westboro Baptist Church|Fred Phelps]] recently being dead, the world needed a fresh way to troll people IRL.
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| Cops became a popular target because of the large amount of [[Paranoid|conspiracy nutjobs]] who believe in an upcoming [[Illuminati|New World Order]] that's going to turn the US into a militant police state. Exposing aggressive cops on film has found a [[Sheeple|big audience]] as a result, especially after [[Alex Jones|the king of tinfoil hat people]] himself [http://www.infowars.com/man-assaulted-by-maryland-police-for-filming-arrest/ covered the story.]
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| The kicker about filming police in public is that it's [[Legit|perfectly legal]]. People originally began filming their encounters with police whenever they got pulled over in case they needed the audio or video as evidence against [[Rodney King|brutality]].
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| Once those videos turned out to be [[Jewgold|AdSense-worthy]] on YouTube, people began [[Tryhard|filming cops while talking shit to them]] in order to try to get a millions of views-worthy response out of them, as well as a possible resulting [[lolsuit|lawsuit]].
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| ===Cop Trolling Videos===
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| {{fv|fv1|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>Ri4mWzZEEyM</youtube><center>'''Chief Film-a-cop flips out'''</center>
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| |<youtube>KBsUUlY_fXQ</youtube><center>'''Fat cop blows top at kid filming him'''</center>
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| |<youtube>7cSfotUvjdk</youtube><center>'''Young hottie vs. border patrol'''</center>
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| |<youtube>zH2-uZAimH8</youtube><center>'''Fuck the police, I'm the law!'''</center>
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| |<youtube>LdTebjE97vE</youtube><center>'''BONUS VIDEO: A unique female perspective'''</center>
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| ==Addy Sells Out==
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| [[File:Addy fatty.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Addy's a [[Hambeast|fatty]]!]]
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| As with any other [[Jew|greedy American kid]] raised on the belief that [[Baller|cash is king]], [[Fatass|Addison]] turned his plot into [[Sell out|profit]]. Well aware of the impending accusations he would face, [http://fundly.com/operation-freedom he set up a fundraiser] called "Operation [[Drugs|Freedom]]" with the following message:
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| {{quote|I would like to thank everyone in advance for donating to this campaign, [[Bullshit|I can promise you all]] it's going to be [[Hookers and blow|put to good use]]. If you cannot donate, it's not a problem at all, [[Advertising|sharing this page on your Facebook wall]] helps out a lot too!}}
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| He additionally stated that no one should be obligated to donate anything to him, but [[Lolwut|provided the link just in case]]. While [[Conspiracy theory|conspiracy theorists]] and [[pedophiles]] shower the young man with cash and supportive comments, and all of the current internet news articles [http://cjonline.com/news/2014-03-12/addison-mikkelson-topeka-teen-known-recording-police-starts-fundraising-campaign completely suck his dick,] the rest of the world is calling him out in comments on said articles and on his YouTube channel for being a [[Fact|money-grubbing attention whore]].
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| <nowiki>*</nowiki>'''Update:''' Poll's closed. The fundraising campaign ended with a meager $275 dollars raised out of the $1000 goal, with only 16 suckers blindly funding the kid's addiction. Hey, $275 will still buy a pretty neat pile of drugs!
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| ===Good Kid, Bad Cop===
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| {{quote|1=Officer with the badge #41 should be fired, due to his lack of knowledge of the constitution. Please inform your servants that PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT A CRIME!|2=ADDison|3=[http://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyAddyy/activity/10202377158182005 leaving Facebook reviews of cops.]}}
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| [[File:Adam kokesh mugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Addison's hero [[Jew|Adam Kokesh.]]]]
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| Addison makes himself out to be an [[Nice guy|innocent kid]] exercising his [[America|American]] rights by [[Harassment|stalking and filming cops]] in his town. In every video, he obnoxiously looms around an area occupied by a cop until he gets a response from them, and then [[IRL trolling|runs his mouth and denies their requests]] to identify himself or explain his actions.
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| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XwraWJhLCU In one video] he even berates a cop by continuously [[Irony|calling him a loser]].
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| Addison is definitely [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/media/video-of-the-now-4-28-2012-getting-jiggy-with-the-man.469/ not the first person] to do this sort of thing, and appears to be following in the footsteps of [[YouTube nobody|celebrity cop-troller]] Adam Kokesh.{{jew}} The two of them will most likely end up recording [[porn|a video together]] when the latter gets out of jail for shooting up meth while smoking crack and popping Percodans.
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| [[TL;DR|'''Team Outlaw''']] - [[Hippie|Man vs. The Man]] + [[Lard|cop-trolling kid]] = [[PROFIT]].
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| ===Mom... I Have a Court Date Coming Up===
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| [[Pussy|While some cops]] buckled under the pressure of a video camera scrutinizing their job performance, others didn't give a shit and used the long arm of the law to [[Owned|smack this kid upside the head]] with some charges.
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| [[File:Addison court.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Paid for by [[Idiots|supporters]] like [[you]]!]]
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| Addison was ticketed for [[Lol|jaywalking]], [[Lol|inattentive driving]], and [[LOL|driving behind a television receiver]], all of which he pleaded not guilty to. He accepted a separate charge of not stopping at the end of a drive because he [[Dumbass|forgot to film that incident]] with his handy dandy camera.
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| His mom most likely shelled out the $142 fine for that charge, seeing as [[Whore|Sandie Czajkowski]] has stated [[Enabler|her support for her son's actions]] in interviews. Again, the e-news [http://siriunsun.blogspot.com/2014/03/addison-mikkelson-goes-to-court.html completely sucked his dick over it.]
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| Now that our [[Victim|poor hero]] is meeting resistance from those he makes a hobby out of stalking, he's calling on his [[You|loyal tin-hatter subscribers]] to [[Daddy|pay for all his court costs and attorney fees]] so he can continue to harass cops for a living. [[Fuck the police|Nobody likes pigs]], but nobody likes a [[Faggot|whiny little attention whore]] begging for money to fund his bad habits, either.
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| He is currently [[Jailbait|awaiting trial]].
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| ==EXPOSED==
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| [[File:Addison busted.jpg|220px|left]]
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| [[File:Addy is maddy.jpg|300px|thumb|right|The truth [[butthurt|hurts]].]]
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| In a [[Lulzy|hilarious]] new turn of events, [[Fatty|Addy]] was recently nabbed for [[Junkie|drug possession]] while he was sitting high on his fatass and [[Wannabe|flipping off]] [[Badass|passing motorists]].
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| [http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Sources-Mikkelson-Another-Teen-Cited-On-Drug-Charges-254984131.html Porky tried booking it] once cops showed up, but was easily comprehended and [http://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyAddyy/posts/10203019479759643 identified through sources] as "that cop-filming faggot." His [[lover|junkie friend]] wasn't identified because [[Shit nobody cares about|he wasn't e-famous like Addison]].
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| {{quote|1=Also found in the car, a marijuana cigarette '''plus other drugs and drug paraphernalia'''. KHP says two 17 year-olds received juvenile citations and were released to their parents.|2=[[Old media]].}}
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| The [[Conspiracy theorists|tin-hatters]] and [[Pedos|the rest of his failbase]] will no doubt call these [[Lies|trumped up charges]], while everyone else now sees the real reason why he's fucking with cops: he needs drug money cus [[Truth|dope habits are expensive]]!
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| As a result, Addy has been [[Cop|patrolling]] his [[Lol|(public)]] personal Facebook account like a [[Bitch|hawk]], and will [[Ban|block]] any criticizers and [[Baleet|delete]] any comment that doesn't ride his chubby little dick. What sucks for him is that [[Truth|this article]] is now at the top of [[Jewgle|Google]] searches, meaning it's going to overshadow all the [[Lies|ass-kissing ones]].
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| It appears all this attention has been getting to his [[Fat|thick]] head, and he's now emulating the typical [[Lindsay Lohan|young]] [[Justin Bieber|celebrity]] lifestyle to further his [[E-peen|fame]].
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| [[Kill yourself|Good luck with that]], faggot! [[In b4]] kid sucks cop cock for crack rocks.
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| ===The Real Addison Unearthed===
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| [[File:Addison nig.jpg|frame|center]]
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| If there's one thing that ED and Addison can agree on outside of the fact that cops suck, it's the fact that niggers = faggots.
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| {{quote|I thought african americans could rap, Well that point has been proven that they are just gay.|Addison|[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdC9oFqOqGiuqEgSwHWEnRA expressing his hated for niggers and faggots.]}}
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| [[File:Addison comment.jpg|410px|thumb|right|Have another relapse, skid?]]
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| 2 more of Addy's YouTube accounts were discovered, both predating his current cop-trolling for dope money account. There isn't shit there as far as videos go, but there are a few [[lulzy]] comments on them. The [http://www.youtube.com/user/Addimikkie/discussion Discussion page] of the oldest one exposes him as a [[Runescape|Runefag]] who [[Skiddie|threatened]] other players with failed [[DDoS]] attacks, keyloggers, scams, and other empty threats.
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| But one comment from him in 2012 takes the cake, even before his fatass can get to it:
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| {{quote|I've been making alot of money since I've got cleaned. I'm gonna have some pk videos soon I cant wait :)}}
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| Holy shit, this kid's been hooked on dope since he was at least 15! As this happened before his days of sucking cop dicks for the next fix, one can only guess what (or who) he had to do to get his drugs back then.
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{frame|{{morphquote|Robbay|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |I'm not stopping. Photography is not a crime. I'm trying to hold people accountable for their actions.|Addison Mikkelson has found his calling in life|I just watch a lot of videos online. I wanted to be a police officer, but I changed my mind. I want to be a private investigator.|Addison admitting he got the idea from the internet|You're a corrupt officer, do you know that? You should take your badge off and stomp on it.|Addison Mikkelson, 17-year-old tough guy|He told me he didn't want me to videotape him because it obstructed his duties.|Addison defends stalking and harassing cops for donations and internet fame.|Run from the police, picture that. Nigga, I'm too fat, I'll fuck around and catch an asthma attack.|[[Biggie Smalls]], feeling Fatty's pain from [[RIP|beyond the grave]]
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| ==Dox==
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| <pre>
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| Name: Addison Marshall Mikkelson
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| Address: 4445 NE Indian Creek Road, Topeka, Kansas 66617
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| Phone: +1 785-633-7553
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| </pre>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Cops]]
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| *[[Fuck The Police]]
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| *[[Civil Rights]]
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| *[[Sell Out]]
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| *[[Fatass]]
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| *[[Faggot]]
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| *[[For Great Justice]]
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| *[[Drugs]]
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| *[[The Man]]
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| *[[Alex Jones]] - His main supporter
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| *[[Rex Beowulf]] - A [[furfag]] who also felt he was being harassed by cops
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| ==External Links==
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| *<s>{{ytuser|Addisonmarshall}}</s> - '''[[BALEETED]]'''
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| *[[File:YouTube Favicon.png]] <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdC9oFqOqGiuqEgSwHWEnRA '''Addison Mikkelson''']
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| *{{ytuser|Addimikkie}} - [[WTF|"Voice master"]]
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| *{{facebook|BigDaddyAddyy}} - Priveted
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| *{{facebook|JoinOperationFreedom}} - a ghost town
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| *{{instagram|bigdaddyaddy}}
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| *[http://disqus.com/addisonmarshallmikkelson Disqus account] - where he comments [[Shit nobody cares about|his opinion]] on things on the internet, including himself
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| *[http://www.hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=1617327 Hack Forums account]{{priv}}
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| *<s>[http://fundly.com/operation-freedom Pay for his next fix here]</s> - Gone
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| *[http://anonbin.com/1516737091 Dox archive] - Anonbin got [[Baleeted]]
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| *{{archive|AltN6|Archive of deleted FB posts}} - where he attempts to pawn the cameras his parents bought him for drug money
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| *<s>[http://cjonline.com/news/2014-01-30/videotaping-teen-has-more-run-ins-capitol-police Article praising his actions] - but read the comments! </s> - '''[[BALEETED]]'''
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| *<s>[http://cjonline.com/news/2014-03-03/teen-who-films-cops-pleads-not-guilty-taking-video-while-driving-jaywalking Another dick-riding article] - with more comments calling the kid and his mother out</s> - '''[[BALEETED]]'''
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| *<s>[http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Sources-Mikkelson-Another-Teen-Cited-On-Drug-Charges-254984131.html Addison exposed as a fat junkie trolling for drug money]</s> - '''[[BALEETED]]'''
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