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He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:
He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief")
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video415135/21yr_old_sister_fucked_by_brother fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief")
*sucking off a dog and a horse
*sucking off a dog and a horse
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D made himself impotent].
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/3B40AE8 made himself impotent].
Then, after [http://motherless.com/D7E4800 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/D7E07FF drinking piss], he [http://motherless.com/D7E2905 removed his own dick] because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
Then, after [http://motherless.com/96FA436 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/29DA62F drinking piss], he [http://motherless.com/3B40AE8 removed his own dick] because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
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File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect!
File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|Castrating himself. [http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D FULL VIDEO HERE]
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|Castrating himself. [http://motherless.com/3B40AE8 FULL VIDEO HERE]
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File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
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File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect!
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
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==Dorian's Porn Videos==
==Dorian's Porn Videos==
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 Fucking his sister]
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video415135/21yr_old_sister_fucked_by_brother Fucking his sister]
*[http://motherless.com/89A85CC Fucking his sister AGAIN]
*[http://motherless.com/29DA62F Drinking a glassfull of his own piss]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E4800 Eating His Own Shit]
*[http://motherless.com/96FA436 Eating His Own Shit]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E2905 Peeing out his eunuch stub]
*[http://motherless.com/3B40AE8 The video where he accidentally made himself impotent]
*[http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D The video where he accidentally made himself impotent]
*[http://motherless.com/EE4FF2B Pissing into his own mouth]
*[http://motherless.com/D7DF044 Almost becoming an hero]
*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E36EB Pissing into his own mouth]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E242C Cross-dressing, shitting, AND jerking off]
*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Assorted Best-Of compilation]


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Revision as of 21:21, 15 November 2013


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I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.
 

 
 

—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.

The face of a man with no penis.
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick.

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

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