NaokoElric2250

The cover girl of Ugly magazine

Jade Greer (AKA Rikku2250 and NaokoElric2250) is a

The Boyfriends

After being smacked around on the forum for a while, Naoko couldn't take it anymore and yet somehow didn't realize that she can just leave. What was her solution? To call her boyfriend.

Her sad excuse for a man appeared on the thread and displayed a hilarious inability to use both basic grammar or any punctuation whatsoever. All his replies consisted of homogeneous walls of text, uninterrupted by any commas or periods to separate them into distinct phrases, sentences and ideas.

However, the idea of being this person's insignificant other is in itself is so depressing that, as retarded as he may have been, everyone on the forum secretly felt sorry for the poor loser who the only girlfriend he could ever get is a deformed, borderline retarded psycho who hates men and will never be in the same room with him wearing less than three layers of clothes and a chastity belt, forget even thinking of ever touching his penis.

And so, the pathetic, chubby loser must forever resolve himself to trying to sneak a peek at her in the shower and later masturbating under the covers while she sleeps next to him while sticking his hand down her pants, crying softly to himself and praying to god she doesn't wake up.

Regardless of any pity they might have felt, it was still not enough to get the EDiots to back off. And, being that his "brilliant" plan was to deflect the attention from him pet retard to himself had worked a little too well, maximothe1 soon cracked under the pressure and began erupting in a display of butthurt. Displays that were captured and converted into dramatic readings for the lulz. Finally, this ended with both of them vowing to leave EDF2 and never return, while secretly still obsessively watching the thread until the next time Naoko rears her ugly head in it (like she has for the past 20 times she has rage-quit the thread).

Dramatic reading of Maximothe1's first reply

	“	just shut up about this i was brought into this when you lot said i pitted her you lot brought me into this when you take my feeling for her and disregard them you may be right i may not have alot of options but i dont want anyone but her especially no one from here im not following her views on the world i have my own and its based on logic and in honesty i dont see why this exists i mean when shes not here you all turn on each other thats what i dont get you no longer use this thread for it intended purpose you only use it to hate anyone that speaks up against you and that dosent make any sense to me ... bunch of dicks blah blah blah blah blah so much hate from very sad people you shits just want someone to hate and i get that i do that as well if im with my friends theirs one we all dont like (its not her ) and keep them around so we can hate them and be better friends because of it i mean why do humans do that ow well sad people doing sad things on a sad little site you think i care what you lot say about me HA do your worst like i care what worthless people say no im good not putting in any punctuations im not going to give u lot my level of respect to do proper grammar when i type blah blah blah man you lot are a bunch of jessies 0 thats how much i care for any of this or what your saying but ill give you props for guessing that yh i dont read more that 3 sentances as i get the gist of whats about to be said by them ... fuck you fuck the lot of yas oh trust me shes the only one i would touch with a thousand foot pole on this site since everyone else discusts me when will people grow up on the internet and stop being a dick yh see im not going to stop doing this kills a couple of minutes in my day i usually use to do nothing congratz you people are a fraction more entertaining than nothing but still less entertaining than watching paint dry id do that instead but unfortunately i havent painted anything recentley hey maybe if you where smart enough youd relise when you get to a point that dosent amke sense maybe you should put in your own punctuation yh im not her it takes alot to make me mad this tread not even the slightest bit of anger	„

Dramatic reading of Maximothe1's second reply

	“	see this is what i mean she hasent been on this site and yet your still trying to torment her how sad does your pathetic lifes have to be inorder to do something like this i mean what the fuck is up you all have none of you got ANYTHING better in your life buuuuuuuuuuuuut then agien who do i think im talking to your all a bunch of dickless wannabes that can only get a hard on from talking about r.ape but then agien this is all you saddos have in your lifes ah well BACK TO BREAKING BAD (ps i dont give a fuck about spoilers spoil game of thrones for me SEE if i give a shit) Ok i'm done, finished, kaput, finety, this stops now. Heres what i was hoping to do, I planned to have jade just dissapear, never come back here. I would then just post nonsense like i have, get EVERYONE after me ( mainly because i don't care what total random stranger i will NEVER meet in my life) and then just go away. but as you can see that did not work. Now this is my last post you won't hear or see of me. leave Jade alone don't contact her don't look for her i'm SERIOUS you FUCKERS with all your threats about finding and raping her have her scared. Now if i hear anything about you lot ACTUALLY finding her i WILL phone the police fot stalking her. I'm NOT kidding, I'm NOT acting ,NOT taunting or ANY OTHER SHIT you fuckers think I'm doing. I came onto this site to give my girlfriend an out, i came here to make sure the woman i love no longer felt threatend. I came here so the girl i will happily spend the rest of my life with till the day i die didn't need to be alone on a site that showed nothing but HATE towards her. THAT is how you summoned me by MAKING this thread and getting a one of the strongest woman i know to ask for help, and i help any and all of my friends that ask for it. now you can all continue this i do not care just leave me and jade alone to live the life's we WANT to live instead of the one's YOU LOT think we should.THEIR SHIT HEADS HOWS MY PUNCTUATION CAN YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR LIFE UNDERSTAND ME NOW. NOW FUCK OFF!	„

Quotes

“   I am calling the police now, you sick, obsessive, stalking bastards.   „         “   stalking someone for MONTHS, trying to dig up PERSONAL INFOMATION about them and their family, threatening to find them, RAPE AND KILL THEM totally counts as 'e-bullying'. I've don't this shit before, and it worked. I'll gladly do it again.   „     —Rape and murder. Just another day on EDF2     “   WTF is USI? Some sexual thing?   „     Previous Quote | Next Quote

Gallery

About missing Pics

• 
  Name and embarrassing information
• 
  Response to getting the fag-tag... "No-nothing morons"
• 
  Found her mom
• 
  Fuck You Grandma

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

• 
  Age confirmed
• 
  "A woman who has sex can't be a feminist"
• 
  She's still the biggest clown there
• 
  "If you join the army you are an elitist scumbag"
• 
  Men can not be raped because they feel no pain
• 
  Come see the one eyed monster!
• 
  Her boyfriend in a nutshell
• 
  Bitch is fucking blind
• 
  LESBIAAAAAAN!!!
• 
• 
  Sudeenly shut down her facebook when we found it... I wonder why
• 
  "Maiden names are sexist"
• 
  Her secret desire
• 
  She let a guy kiss her? What a slut
• 
  lol dead relative
• 
  If that's not ugly I don't know what is
• 
  "I'm not shallow"
• 
  No exceptions
• 
  lol failed exam and can't go to collage
• 
  Her boyfriend can hardly tolerate the bitch
• 
  "I AM INTELLIGENT!!!"
• 
  Her and her boyfriend... The saddest couple
• 
  "Fuck my brother"
• 
  Greer, on her way to murder some filthy sluts
• 
  Her boyfriend gets some writing tips from EDF2
• 
  Retard can't pass tests
• 
  HETHERO SEX IS THE DEVIL!!!
• 
  Naoko on QOTN
• 
  Facebook found
• 
  What an ugly cunt...
• 
• 
  Her thread in a nutshell
• 
  The thing her boyfriend will never get
• 
  Who keeps mice in their house?

See Also

• Retard
• virgin
• Feminazi

Links

• The EDF2 thread about her
• Her EDF2 account
• Her boyfriend's EDF2 account
•  Her Facebook
•  Her mom's Facebook
•  Her aunt's Facebook
• Her DeviantArt
• Her boyfriend's DeviantArt
• Her Youtube
• Her Google+
• Her Gaia Online profile
• The boyfriend's Gaia Online profile
• Naoko gets on QOTN
• Her account on Fanfiction.net
• Her on a wiki about Final Fantasy
• On a wiki about FMA
• On a wiki about Merlin
• Her PSN profile
• On some other site
• Another FMA site
• Her profile on TGWTG
• On a forum about Naruto
• Her photopucket
• On GameFAQs
• On some anime forum
• Another site about Merlin
• On the gamespot website
• On some forum
• Another fanfiction site
• Another game site
• ANOTHER forum about Final Fantasy... This person really has a life
• Some kind of Ask.com analog

NaokoElric2250 is part of a series on Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums [Log outLog in]

EDF1 Faggots @D-malice @DestinyMew @Faust and Pory @LittleCloud @Moon beam 750 @Negi Springfield @Kale @Kazantzakis @Klondikebar EDF1 Faggotry @Casual Friday @ChadSyphrett @DeCadence Comic @Door1Edward0 @Mod Sass @Sheneequa Turns Four EDF2 Faggots @Alenonimo @beefrave @BMO @Conrad Alan Rockenhaus @DGTrixie @DrMusic2 @dropdatwat @Flaglerchat @Hayakain @Lazerbot @Likeicare @Michael Horowitz Foster @Mikemikev @milwin @NaokoElric2250 @Onideus Mad Hatter @Pæperclip @RabidAntiRadFem @Schnookums @Silverhaze06 @TheDOSFag @Tom Preston @vermin @zaiger EDF2 Faggotry @Bullet to the Head of the NRA @Cigarsex @Cloudflare @Dislikes @Faggot of the Year @George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter @Longseet @The Clown Prince Rises @Wilkins Coffee EDF6 Faggots @aediot @BiteySnek @Branman65 @dropdatwat @graykat @Linkermann @Umkemesik @VideoGamePhenom @Walter_Spencer_1488 EDF6 Faggotry @Faggot of the Year @Rule 34 League