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Fresh from the generation of [[retard|idiots]] that gave us the [[Tide Pods]] Challange, the bannanna peel challange and the challange of holding a handful of salt in your closed hand until you get chemical burns comes a brand new stupidity for the [[internets]] that is designed so that [[Attention whore|girls can feel valued and loved]] based on the number of views they get and  [[fat]] kids can do something that doesn't involve eating or requires getting up and out of a chair so that they can feel loved and accepted before they lose a foot to diabetes. 
 
'''The Condom Snorting Challange'''
 
 
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== How To Do The Condom Snorting Challange ==
 
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* 1: Be an [[Attention whore]], [[autistic]] or an out and out [[retard]].
 
* 2: Get a hold of something that most of you will never have a need for.  If you're a [[loli|girl]], you can always use the one your Dad put on for you last night. 
 
* 3: All but the girl will have to open the condom wrapper and uncoil it. BTW, if you're the girl, don't dissapoint your Dad.  Remember to eat the [[Cum|Creamy Center]] first.
 
* 4: Stuff the tip of the Peter Armour up one of your nostrils.  Just pretend that you're digging for [[Jew Gold|Gold]].
 
* 5: Push down on the other nostril with a finger and inhale hard enough until the Scum Bag slides into your throat.
 
* 6: Open your mouth, reach in and pull the Jimmy Hat out.
 
* 7: ???
 
* 8: Profit.
 
== It's Mostly Sensationalized Media ==
 
[[File:Girl condom 5180.jpg|thumb|right|200px|the '''REAL''' condom challange]]
 
[https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/a19670261/condom-snorting-trend-fake/ Esquire.com] has reported that most [[YouTube]] videos showing condom snorting date way back to the archaic, [[Obama]] cursed age of 2013.  Condom Snorting is only a [[Attention|thing]] right now because it happened to be a slow [[News]] day and parents, with nothing better to do, were [[bitch]]ing because they became convinced that kids were trying to kill themselves after watching a handful of videos.  Like [[Oprah Winfrey]] - all they accomplished was making a big thing out of something only a handful of people were doing like the infamous [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_(sexuality) Rainbow Parties].
 
There is nothing to worry about.  Because so many news sources made an event out of nothing, [[Attention]] hungry [[retard]]s will be doing it like they were Lemmings walking off a cliff.
 
== Gallery Of Idiots ==
 
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{{frame|<gallery perrow=5 heights="150px" widths="150px" class="center">
 
File:Condom snort 111.jpg|She has that same look of when you give a girl a facial and aim it so it goes up her nose
 
File:Condom snort 222.jpg|If you're her parents look at it this way, she could be doing this or sexting pics of her fire crotch to older guys thinking it'll lead to love
 
File:Condom snort 333.jpg
 
File:Condom snort 444.jpg|All the kids laughed when his health teacher gave him a condom, saying he'd never use it. He proved them wrong
 
File:Condom snort 555.png
 
File:Condom snort 777.jpg|Typical Attention Whore.  She probably spent more time framing her tits than she spent on the whole shoot
 
File:Condom snort 999.jpg
 
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== External Links ==
 
* [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/02/condom-snorting-challenge-every-parents-worst-nightmare/477431002/ USA Today] Condom snorting is every parents nightmare
 
* [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/condom-snorting-challenge-experts-warn-dangerous-trend/ CBS News] Experts warn condom snorting can be dangerous
 
* [https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/condom-snorting-teens-video_us_5ac26705e4b09712fec3387b Huffington Post] Condom snorting: Don't do it
 
* [https://nypost.com/2018/04/02/moronic-condom-snorting-challenge-takes-over-social-media/ New York Post] Condom snorting taking over social media
 
* [https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/a19670261/condom-snorting-trend-fake/ Esquire.com] Condom Snorting is mostly fake.
 
* [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/condom-snorting-challenge/ Snopes.com] Some truth to it but mostly false.
 
 
== See Also ==
 
[[File:4AC3AB0900000578-0-image-a-19 1522680766447.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This might be the only time you see a black man using a condom]]
 
* [[Attention whore]]s
* [[Bleach]]
* [[Fake News]]
* [[Generation Z]]
* [[Planking]]
* [[Retard]]s
* [[Tide Pods]]
* [[YouTube]]
 
 
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Revision as of 18:11, 23 May 2022

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