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| '''Faggot Bruce''' is the hottest rap sensation to hit the mean streets of the internet since [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ Yo' Momma On Crack Rock]. His lyrical stylings would fall somewhere between [[nigger|Fitty Cent]] and [[faggot|Liberace]] if both of them were locked up in a supermax prison and were forced to be cell mates. The resulting [[mpreg]] would roughly approximate Faggot Bruce in lyrical content, "[[Gay|phat]]" beats, and a penchant for [[anal|buggery]]. Bruce has made a name for himself rapping about all the current issues facing the gay community through the bastard child known as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_hop homo-hop], focusing on negro prison rape and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjpmxvivlxE ticklin' turds]. What more could you ask for?
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| ==Dats Racys!==
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| Naturally, Faggot Bruce's rise to internets fame has been marred by [[God hates fags|h8rs]] from the rap community. For the most part, this demographic is made up of [[Niggers|prisonbait]] and sexually frustrated [[13 year old boy]]s who are uncomfortable with a strong black man [[rape|tenderly loving]] a white mans corn hole, while they can't even get a crack whore to [[Blowjob|slob their knob]]. Hilarious comments can be found in almost every one of his internet profiles.
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| ==Vidyas==
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| <youtube>JNg_AoKZLDc</youtube><center>'''Cockstar'''</center>|
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| <youtube>428-HoC2Ulw</youtube><center>'''Mash That Dinner'''</center>|
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| <youtube>vjpmxvivlxE</youtube>'''Turd Tickler'''|
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| ==Personal Statement From Faggot Bruce==
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| I aint gon write some bullshit like all the other herbs on this site. I make raps cause most radio ho's can't put it down like this. Thugs can go the other way too, and I do. I aint no gangsta, I'm my own boss. No sets, no hoods, nathin.
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| Don't e-mail me askin' me where I'm from. Don't ask me my real name or where I lay my head. [[Fallout|I am the Alpha and Omega]]. [[Christine O'Donnell|I am you]], [[Your Mom|your mother]], and that hot [[Trap|trick]] down the street at the same time. Bruce is a way of life son.
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| Enjoy this, or I will empty a [[Cum|clip]] into you.
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| Kisses| Bruce}}
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| ==Lyrics Sample==
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| [[Image:Faggotbrucedmxace.jpg|thumb|The Faggot Bruce]]
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| :(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
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| :(lickin' on a cock and balls)I'm gon' stick it
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| :(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
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| :F A double G O T this is Bruce
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| :(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
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| :(if it aint swole)Then punch the tip and twist it
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| :(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
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| :F A double G O T this is Bruce|Faggot Bruce}}
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| ==Faggot Bruce IRL==
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| Let's face it: This is basically the gay, negroid version of [http://www.groupxarab.com/ Group X, Arabian Rap Sensation] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UER0kdrer00 Tai Mai Shu] for the under-18 crowd who can't remember that this sort of shit is just a few overweight white dudes pretending to be ethnic minority rappers for the lulz.
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| While Bruce is currently loved by all internet netizens, this will only last as long as he remains [[anonymous]]. Once internet [[liberal]]s find out he's actually a straight white guy Bruce is expected to be prosecuted for hate crimes.
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| And you know what? He's still better than [[Samwell]].
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| ==What the fans are saying==
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| this guy is absolutely not the real deal… he’s a total novelty act… no one in the world would rap like this without it being a total joke… his stuff is hilarious
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| | Wow, a user that doesn't think Faggot Bruce will rape him in prison}}
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| Who is FaggotBruce? A homo-erotic vigilante watching over the ghettos protecting the interests of the noble rapfag community?A shadow we can lean to in the midst of the syphilis-stained crimson night? or a sociopathic criminal rapist that won´t hesitate to anally penetrate our delightfully virgin rectums to death? I think it´s a question that we and future generations have to ask ourselves as history unravels. Until then, all we have is a name.......
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| | TehUltraChancellor, a jewtuber who thinks Faggot Bruce will penetrate your virgin rectum to death}}
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| ==See also==
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| * [http://www.faggotbruce.com/ faggotbruce.com]
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| * {{ytuser|OliverClozeof|YouTube channel }}
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| * [http://www.madeloud.com/artists/bigbruce MadeLoud.com profile]
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| * {{ytlink|_32nmDLkpJA|Dr. House <3 Faggot Bruce}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article December 17, [[2009]]|[[ACMA]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Deleriumschild]]}}
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