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[[File:Cutiepiemarzia8.gif|image|350px|center]]<br />
[[File:Cutiepiemarzia8.gif|image|350px|center]]<br />
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[[File:Cutiepiemarzia4.jpg|thumb|^_____^|right]]
'''CutiePieMarzia''' (aka [[power word|Marzia Bisgonin]]) is the weaboo, shit eating, annoying [[Italian]] bastard girlfriend of PewDiePie. She is seen on certain videos with him, poker-facing the camera, or troll the shit out of viewers who see it. She currently makes millions of money on the internets because she is with Pewdie and also her weaboo-ish style. Her videos can attract your average [[14 year old girl]], [[Hetalia]]-loving faggots, and mostly Pewdiefags. Hearing her voice can blow up someone's head, give [[AIDS]] to every Italian, and spread jealousy among the asslickers of GayDiePie for the lulz.
'''CutiePieMarzia''' (aka [[power word|Marzia Bisgonin]]) is the weaboo, shit eating, annoying [[Italian]] bastard girlfriend of PewDiePie. She is seen on certain videos with him, poker-facing the camera, or troll the shit out of viewers who see it. She currently makes millions of money on the internets because she is with Pewdie and also her weaboo-ish style. Her videos can attract your average [[14 year old girl]], [[Hetalia]]-loving faggots, and mostly Pewdiefags. Hearing her voice can blow up someone's head, give [[AIDS]] to every Italian, and spread jealousy among the asslickers of GayDiePie for the lulz.


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[[File:pewds and marzia.png|thumb|200px|right|Typical fanart]]
[[File:pewds and marzia.png|thumb|200px|right|Typical fanart]]
[[File:pewdiehate.png|thumb|200px|right|Typical reaction to Marzia and PewDiePie being together.]]
[[File:pewdiehate.png|thumb|200px|right|Typical reaction to Marzia and PewDiePie being together.]]
One day, Cutie's annoying friend spammed her with emails to watch some Swede's videos so, she reported her and watched the videos. One day, she liked them so much, that she decided that trolling his email, and comments about how funny he is will do the trick. However, Pewds fell for the Italian and they had loads of kawaii cybersex until they finally got together and dated. One day, when PewDiePie was busy jacking off to the Italians poker face, he decided they should get together so, they met at a one night stand somewhere in the slums of Italy.
One day, Cutie's annoying friend spammed her with emails to watch some Swede's videos so, she watched the videos. One day, she liked them so much, that she decided to troll his email, and comments about how funny he is. However, Pewds fell for the Italian and they had loads of kawaii cybersex until they finally got together and dated. One day, when PewDiePie was busy jacking off to the Italians poker face, he decided they should get together so, they met at a one night stand somewhere in the slums of Italy.
 
=="Boyfriend" and "Girlfriend"==
 
The reason they are together because <s>Marzia wants to use PewDiePie for fame and moneys</s> Haha, disregard, I suck cock. Marzia want to be with him for the l00t and fame and have 14 year old boys praise her ass. The retard Swede pays her everyday so they can be in a relationship and Marzia screws him everytime when he acts like a tard on her videos.That's right, the money he gets from his fans goes to his "girlfriend". She even mentioned on every video that he had to pay her to be on the show. Great lulz.
 
 
 
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| THAT WHORE IS RUINING PEWDIECRY! CRY AND PEWDIE ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE! SOMEONE KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|Typical Marzihater, causing more drama than your typical 14 year old boy.|PEWDIEPIE'S GIRLFRIEND IS RUINING PEWDIECRY!
THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN SEE THIS AND DUMP THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|Irony over a raging PewDiePie fan.|PEWDIE'S GIRLFRIEND IS IN THE WAY OF THE PEWDIECRY!!!! JUST BECUASE OF HER WHORE ASS AND PUSSY! THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN DUMP HER!!!
PEWDIECRY FOREVER!|xOBoomBitchOx, a raging yaoi fangirl BAWWWS to PewDiePie's videos.|MARIZA NEEDS TO BE KILLED! SHE IS RUINING THE PEWDIECRY! PEWDIE DOESNT EVEN LOVE HER!! SHE IS FUGLY AND A WHORE! THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN SEE AND DUMP HER! PEWDIECRY FTW! SHE IS A HOE BITCH FACE!|;_____; I-r-o-n-y|PEWDIECRY FTW!
Fuck marzia! She is the BIGGEST cockblocker ever! someone needs to kill his bitch! Kill her! stab her! I want her dead!
CRY AND PEWDIE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER! Pewdie doesnt even love her! HE LOVES CRY! PEWDIECRY! She is fucking fake and stupid. She is a whore fag bitch.
PEWDIECRY FOREVER!
THUMBS UP!|Since when Youtube whores are cockblockers?}}
 


==How to troll "Marzipans"==
==How to troll "Marzipans"==
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*Say that her fashion sucks and makes you look ugly.
*Say that her fashion sucks and makes you look ugly.
*Say that PewDiePie looks like Shane Dawson.
*Say that PewDiePie looks like Shane Dawson.
*Tell her that PewDiePie jacks off to porn and think it's more fairer than she is.
*Say that PewdieCry is the best pairing.


== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==


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|<youtube>sCK-Z_LYetk</youtube>
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<center>The fake snow was paid for by the retard Swede.</center>
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|<youtube>vBDv3j84iYI</youtube>


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<center><gallery>
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File:Cutiepiemarzia1.jpg
File:Cutiepiemarzia1.jpg|Say, Felix, I wonder how much money I will get for this.
File:Cutiepiemarzia2.jpg
File:Cutiepiemarzia2.jpg|Asking for it
File:Cutiepiemarzia3.png
File:Cutiepiemarzia3.png
File:Cutiepiemarzia5.jpg
File:Cutiepiemarzia5.jpg
File:Cutiepiemarzia7.jpg
File:Cutiepiemarzia7.jpg|Now in animu!
File:Cutiepiemarzia9.png
File:Cutiepiemarzia9.png|Note that the typical raging fangirl will cry over this.
File:Oh hello.png|This is the face that PewDiePie [[Cybersex|internet]] fucked.
File:Oh hello.png|This is the face that PewDiePie [[Cybersex|internet]] fucked.
File:PewDiePieGF1.gif
File:PewDiePieGF1.gif|This is what [[PewDiePie]] faps to  every god given night.
File:Marzia 34.png|No exceptions.
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Revision as of 02:26, 6 December 2013

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CutiePieMarzia (aka Marzia Bisgonin) is the weaboo, shit eating, annoying Italian bastard girlfriend of PewDiePie. She is seen on certain videos with him, poker-facing the camera, or troll the shit out of viewers who see it. She currently makes millions of money on the internets because she is with Pewdie and also her weaboo-ish style. Her videos can attract your average 14 year old girl, Hetalia-loving faggots, and mostly Pewdiefags. Hearing her voice can blow up someone's head, give AIDS to every Italian, and spread jealousy among the asslickers of GayDiePie for the lulz.

How they met

Typical fanart
Typical reaction to Marzia and PewDiePie being together.

One day, Cutie's annoying friend spammed her with emails to watch some Swede's videos so, she watched the videos. One day, she liked them so much, that she decided to troll his email, and comments about how funny he is. However, Pewds fell for the Italian and they had loads of kawaii cybersex until they finally got together and dated. One day, when PewDiePie was busy jacking off to the Italians poker face, he decided they should get together so, they met at a one night stand somewhere in the slums of Italy.

"Boyfriend" and "Girlfriend"

The reason they are together because Marzia wants to use PewDiePie for fame and moneys Haha, disregard, I suck cock. Marzia want to be with him for the l00t and fame and have 14 year old boys praise her ass. The retard Swede pays her everyday so they can be in a relationship and Marzia screws him everytime when he acts like a tard on her videos.That's right, the money he gets from his fans goes to his "girlfriend". She even mentioned on every video that he had to pay her to be on the show. Great lulz.


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THAT WHORE IS RUINING PEWDIECRY! CRY AND PEWDIE ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE! SOMEONE KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  		„
  		 

—Typical Marzihater, causing more drama than your typical 14 year old boy.

   
“ 		 
PEWDIEPIE'S GIRLFRIEND IS RUINING PEWDIECRY!

THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN SEE THIS AND DUMP THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

„
  		 

—Irony over a raging PewDiePie fan.

   
“ 		 
PEWDIE'S GIRLFRIEND IS IN THE WAY OF THE PEWDIECRY!!!! JUST BECUASE OF HER WHORE ASS AND PUSSY! THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN DUMP HER!!!

PEWDIECRY FOREVER!
 

„
  		 

—xOBoomBitchOx, a raging yaoi fangirl BAWWWS to PewDiePie's videos.

   
“ 		 
MARIZA NEEDS TO BE KILLED! SHE IS RUINING THE PEWDIECRY! PEWDIE DOESNT EVEN LOVE HER!! SHE IS FUGLY AND A WHORE! THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN SEE AND DUMP HER! PEWDIECRY FTW! SHE IS A HOE BITCH FACE!
  		„
  		 

—;_____; I-r-o-n-y

   
“ 		 
PEWDIECRY FTW!

Fuck marzia! She is the BIGGEST cockblocker ever! someone needs to kill his bitch! Kill her! stab her! I want her dead!

CRY AND PEWDIE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER! Pewdie doesnt even love her! HE LOVES CRY! PEWDIECRY! She is fucking fake and stupid. She is a whore fag bitch.

PEWDIECRY FOREVER!

THUMBS UP!
 

„
  		 

—Since when Youtube whores are cockblockers?

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How to troll "Marzipans"

  • Say that Marzia is a jewtube whore.
  • Say that PewDiePie watches porn
  • Spam her email with rule 34.
  • Say that Swedes hate Italians.
  • Say that her fashion sucks and makes you look ugly.
  • Say that PewDiePie looks like Shane Dawson.
  • Tell her that PewDiePie jacks off to porn and think it's more fairer than she is.
  • Say that PewdieCry is the best pairing.

YouTube

The fake snow was paid for by the retard Swede.

Previous Video | Next Video

  • Say, Felix, I wonder how much money I will get for this.
    Say, Felix, I wonder how much money I will get for this.
  • Asking for it
    Asking for it
  • Now in animu!
    Now in animu!
  • Note that the typical raging fangirl will cry over this.
    Note that the typical raging fangirl will cry over this.
  • This is the face that PewDiePie internet fucked.
    This is the face that PewDiePie internet fucked.
  • This is what PewDiePie faps to every god given night.
    This is what PewDiePie faps to every god given night.
  • No exceptions.
    No exceptions.

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