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'''Mary Moon''' is the handle picked by the Citadel world's most prominent [[Bodybuilder|fitness]] obsessed [[camwhore]] when [[Woman|she]] tried to execute her previous incarnation as a private consultant to | '''Mary Moon''' is the handle picked by the Citadel world's most prominent [[Bodybuilder|fitness]] obsessed [[camwhore]] when [[Woman|she]] tried to execute her previous incarnation as a private consultant to Gail for matters concerning [[lap band|stomach stapling]] and weight loss. | ||
Mary Moon is loved by [[CrushYiffDestroy|compulsive internet masturbators]] for having suffered her tribulations in large urban centers as Minneapolis by spreading her [[Centipede filled vagina|artificially enhanced cunt]] in order to pay rent. As an avid user of [[Mela|Mela's]] [[Citadel]] system, eSchwa and other archaic dramedia, accusations have repeatedly risen in reference to her [[camwhore|camwhoring days of old]]. | Mary Moon is loved by [[CrushYiffDestroy|compulsive internet masturbators]] for having suffered her tribulations in large urban centers as Minneapolis by spreading her [[Centipede filled vagina|artificially enhanced cunt]] in order to pay rent. As an avid user of [[Mela|Mela's]] [[Citadel]] system, eSchwa and other archaic dramedia, accusations have repeatedly risen in reference to her [[camwhore|camwhoring days of old]]. | ||
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Legend has it that after [[Bible slash|40 days and 40 nights]] of wandering in the wilderness of her urban wasteland, she realized that [[Drug|meth]] and fucking [[Islam|dot injun]] terrorists for a place to sleep and [[Semen|protein shakes]] for nutrition, a deep sense of [[Emo|loss]] filled her. She found herself desperate to make money without constantly waking up stuck to cigarette-burned carpet and [[Insane Clown Posse|cracked vinyl toilet seats]]. In exchange for one [[Seed Plz|act of brimstone swallowing fellatio]], [[W|teh DEVIL]] agreed to give her a cell in [[LiveJournal|pinhead's box]] if she would just agree to infinitely expand her ego and lie about the [[Son of art|origin of her proceeds]]. | Legend has it that after [[Bible slash|40 days and 40 nights]] of wandering in the wilderness of her urban wasteland, she realized that [[Drug|meth]] and fucking [[Islam|dot injun]] terrorists for a place to sleep and [[Semen|protein shakes]] for nutrition, a deep sense of [[Emo|loss]] filled her. She found herself desperate to make money without constantly waking up stuck to cigarette-burned carpet and [[Insane Clown Posse|cracked vinyl toilet seats]]. In exchange for one [[Seed Plz|act of brimstone swallowing fellatio]], [[W|teh DEVIL]] agreed to give her a cell in [[LiveJournal|pinhead's box]] if she would just agree to infinitely expand her ego and lie about the [[Son of art|origin of her proceeds]]. | ||
Not long after, [[Professional Wrestling|Mary Moon decided to turn over a new leaf]]. [http://preterhuman.net/texts/lyrics_and_music_related/unsorted_lyrics/new_age_girl.txt Evidence] seems to correlate that this occurred when she realized that [[Vegetarian|she don't eat meat but she sure like the bone]]. Immediately after, Mary Moon decided that her [[The Rocky Horror Picture Show|place in hell]] was incomplete, and she was lonely. At this point [[Dick Cheney|her sugar daddy]] had purchased her some great new fake tits and she learned that she could plug the gaping hole inside of herself by consuming long, hard carrots and exercising to the point of [[Lesbian bed death|forgetting her loneliness]]. | Not long after, [[Professional Wrestling|Mary Moon decided to turn over a new leaf]]. [http://preterhuman.net/texts/lyrics_and_music_related/unsorted_lyrics/new_age_girl.txt Evidence] seems to correlate that this occurred when she realized that [[Vegetarian|she don't eat meat but she sure like the bone]]. Immediately after, Mary Moon decided that her [[The Rocky Horror Picture Show|place in hell]] was incomplete, and she was lonely. At this point [[Dick Cheney|her sugar daddy]] had purchased her some great new fake tits and she learned that she could plug the gaping hole inside of herself by consuming long, hard carrots and exercising to the point of [[Lesbian bed death|forgetting her loneliness]]. | ||
Never content with the fact that she'd been born flat as a board and remained so [[loli|pre-pubescent]], Mary Moon went on to debut on [telnet://bbs.eschwa.com eSchwa] [[Citadel]], along with other fine archaic lulzfeeds, to spread the word of her [[9/11|all-encompassing fitness plan]]. Just prior to 9/11, she received [[Bud smiley|commendations]] for her work thus proving that 9/11 was not only done by the [[Jews]], but by [[cracky-chan|internet camwhores]] supporting the Juden fags through slutfeeds utilizing the [[Matrix]] for transmission. | Never content with the fact that she'd been born flat as a board and remained so [[loli|pre-pubescent]], Mary Moon went on to debut on [telnet://bbs.eschwa.com eSchwa] [[Citadel]], along with other fine archaic lulzfeeds, to spread the word of her [[9/11|all-encompassing fitness plan]]. Just prior to 9/11, she received [[Bud smiley|commendations]] for her work thus proving that 9/11 was not only done by the [[Jews]], but by [[cracky-chan|internet camwhores]] supporting the Juden fags through slutfeeds utilizing the [[Matrix]] for transmission. | ||
Unfortunately for her, [[Basement dweller|Lulzfanz]] around the globe had been watching and archiving her acts of soulless camwhoring just in case of the very event that she decided to lie about her origins later. Repeated acts of claiming that she had never stripped on cam, quoth on the aforementioned Citadel system, resulted in the severe angering of the lolgodz who demanded punishment for her shame. When she finally flamed the shit out of a fattie in the Diet room on eSchwa, favor turned for Mary Moon. Luckily for the lolgodz, the text-only media of the Citadel system was supplemented by a [http://community.livejournal.com/eschwa LJ Community]. The combined image and html format provided the perfect avenue for public humiliation of Mary Moon. | Unfortunately for her, [[Basement dweller|Lulzfanz]] around the globe had been watching and archiving her acts of soulless camwhoring just in case of the very event that she decided to lie about her origins later. Repeated acts of claiming that she had never stripped on cam, quoth on the aforementioned Citadel system, resulted in the severe angering of the lolgodz who demanded punishment for her shame. When she finally flamed the shit out of a fattie in the Diet room on eSchwa, favor turned for Mary Moon. Luckily for the lolgodz, the text-only media of the Citadel system was supplemented by a [http://community.livejournal.com/eschwa LJ Community]. The combined image and html format provided the perfect avenue for public humiliation of Mary Moon. | ||
=== The | === The Kick-off === | ||
As can be expected, many lulz resulted both within the LJ thread (deleted within 24 hours of original lulz) and on the BBS itself. Mary Moon stopped posting for a short while on all of her public outlets only to find herself encompassed by [[Emo|loneliness]] again. It is assumed that she realized her [[W|friends in power]] were still in office, and decided after three days and three nights that it was safe to begin posting again. | As can be expected, many lulz resulted both within the LJ thread (deleted within 24 hours of original lulz) and on the BBS itself. Mary Moon stopped posting for a short while on all of her public outlets only to find herself encompassed by [[Emo|loneliness]] again. It is assumed that she realized her [[W|friends in power]] were still in office, and decided after three days and three nights that it was safe to begin posting again. | ||
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=== LiveJournal Eschwa Community Thread === | === LiveJournal Eschwa Community Thread === | ||
=== Picture Book === | <Center>{{frame|[[Image:MM demise.gif|800px|OMG sum1 is mean]]|border=black|background=white}}</center> | ||
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===Picture Book === | |||
{{cg|n00dz|moonmoon|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:MM Whinney.jpg|Who are you wearing? | Image:MM Whinney.jpg|Who are you wearing? | ||
Image:MM UPGRADES.jpg|Upgrades | Image:MM UPGRADES.jpg|Upgrades | ||
Image:MM Breathe With Me.jpg|Refreshingly strong! | Image:MM Breathe With Me.jpg|Refreshingly strong! | ||
Image:MM Quadripeds Like Toyz Too.jpg|All intelligent species like toyz | Image:MM Quadripeds Like Toyz Too.jpg|All intelligent species like toyz | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:MM OMG 75 votes.jpg|Ratingz! | Image:MM OMG 75 votes.jpg|Ratingz! | ||
Image:MM Lips Wide.jpg|Coldcuts! | Image:MM Lips Wide.jpg|Coldcuts! | ||
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Image:MM lick.jpg|DON'T EAT THE PEANUT BUTTER CUPZ | Image:MM lick.jpg|DON'T EAT THE PEANUT BUTTER CUPZ | ||
Image:MM knuckles deep.jpg|Cuntpaste | Image:MM knuckles deep.jpg|Cuntpaste | ||
Image:MM Silicone Upgrade.jpg|Enhancements! | |||
Image:MM OMG the gaping hole inside of me.jpg|I NEVER DID THAT ON CAM ONLY IN PERSON FOR MY SPESHUL FRIENDZ | |||
Image:Tis a Pity.JPG|Alas, poor Ulrich! | Image:Tis a Pity.JPG|Alas, poor Ulrich! | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>}} | ||
==See also== | |||
*[[Kelly Kalogerakos]] | |||
*[[n00dz]] | |||
{{ljseries}} | {{ljseries}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article July 25, [[2007]]|[[DivineAngel]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Tay Zonday]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article July 25, [[2007]]|[[DivineAngel]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Tay Zonday]]}} | ||
[[Category:2007]] | [[Category:2007]] | ||
[[Category:People|Moon, Mary]] | [[Category:People|Moon, Mary]] | ||
[[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Trolls]] | ||
[[Category:LJ Users]] | [[Category:LJ Users]] | ||
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Revision as of 05:07, 7 January 2014
Mary Moon is the handle picked by the Citadel world's most prominent fitness obsessed camwhore when she tried to execute her previous incarnation as a private consultant to Gail for matters concerning stomach stapling and weight loss.
Mary Moon is loved by compulsive internet masturbators for having suffered her tribulations in large urban centers as Minneapolis by spreading her artificially enhanced cunt in order to pay rent. As an avid user of Mela's Citadel system, eSchwa and other archaic dramedia, accusations have repeatedly risen in reference to her camwhoring days of old.
Legend has it that after 40 days and 40 nights of wandering in the wilderness of her urban wasteland, she realized that meth and fucking dot injun terrorists for a place to sleep and protein shakes for nutrition, a deep sense of loss filled her. She found herself desperate to make money without constantly waking up stuck to cigarette-burned carpet and cracked vinyl toilet seats. In exchange for one act of brimstone swallowing fellatio, teh DEVIL agreed to give her a cell in pinhead's box if she would just agree to infinitely expand her ego and lie about the origin of her proceeds.
Not long after, Mary Moon decided to turn over a new leaf. Evidence seems to correlate that this occurred when she realized that she don't eat meat but she sure like the bone. Immediately after, Mary Moon decided that her place in hell was incomplete, and she was lonely. At this point her sugar daddy had purchased her some great new fake tits and she learned that she could plug the gaping hole inside of herself by consuming long, hard carrots and exercising to the point of forgetting her loneliness.
Never content with the fact that she'd been born flat as a board and remained so pre-pubescent, Mary Moon went on to debut on eSchwa Citadel, along with other fine archaic lulzfeeds, to spread the word of her all-encompassing fitness plan. Just prior to 9/11, she received commendations for her work thus proving that 9/11 was not only done by the Jews, but by internet camwhores supporting the Juden fags through slutfeeds utilizing the Matrix for transmission.
Unfortunately for her, Lulzfanz around the globe had been watching and archiving her acts of soulless camwhoring just in case of the very event that she decided to lie about her origins later. Repeated acts of claiming that she had never stripped on cam, quoth on the aforementioned Citadel system, resulted in the severe angering of the lolgodz who demanded punishment for her shame. When she finally flamed the shit out of a fattie in the Diet room on eSchwa, favor turned for Mary Moon. Luckily for the lolgodz, the text-only media of the Citadel system was supplemented by a LJ Community. The combined image and html format provided the perfect avenue for public humiliation of Mary Moon.
The Kick-off
As can be expected, many lulz resulted both within the LJ thread (deleted within 24 hours of original lulz) and on the BBS itself. Mary Moon stopped posting for a short while on all of her public outlets only to find herself encompassed by loneliness again. It is assumed that she realized her friends in power were still in office, and decided after three days and three nights that it was safe to begin posting again.
- Mary moon eSchwa e-rape - the lullogz reside here; see also almost raped
The original authors of the lulz were never found.
LiveJournal Eschwa Community Thread
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Picture Book
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Who are you wearing? -
Upgrades -
Refreshingly strong! -
All intelligent species like toyz
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Ratingz! -
Coldcuts! -
It's all pink on the inside, anyway -
DON'T EAT THE PEANUT BUTTER CUPZ -
Cuntpaste -
Enhancements! -
I NEVER DID THAT ON CAM ONLY IN PERSON FOR MY SPESHUL FRIENDZ -
Alas, poor Ulrich!
See also
|
Mary Moon is part of a series on Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article July 25, 2007 | ||
| Preceded by DivineAngel |
Mary Moon | Succeeded by Tay Zonday |