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| {{spoiler|ZOMG!! George Floyd died due to chronic drug abuse!!!!1111}}
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| '''St. George Perry "Fentanyl" Floyd Jr.''' (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020) was an [[welfare|upstanding]], [[retarded|intelligent]], [[nigger|African American]], [[rape|porn actor]], and a career criminal who [[overdose|tragically died]] in May [[2020]], while being arrested in [[Minneapolis]], [[Minnesota]] for fraud. His death was the obvious outcome of normal [[Police Brutality|police-african interaction]], but media spin sparked a nationwide [[Black Lives Matter|BLM]]-sponsored full-blown-aids [[riot|mass chimpout]] the likes of which have not been seen in [[Rodney King|decades]]. [[Chimpout|Mass looting]] and unrest plagued the country for nearly the entire year as many normal Americans were glued to their television sets saying good [[Christian]] prayers for the [[Donald Trump|RACIST HITLER PRESIDENT]] to order the military to crush the [[anarchist]] [[faggots]] wreaking havoc in the streets. Unfortunately, police pushback was inadequate to crush the commies under the boot.
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| In early August 2020, the [[police]] bodycam footage of Floyd's arrest leaked, brutally exposing the media's entire narrative of "GEORGE FLOYD DINDUNUFFIN & RACIST COPS".
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| {{quote|''I CAN'T BREATHE!''|George Floyd|shortly before dying of a [[heroin|fentanyl]] overdose}}
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| ==Before Stardom==
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| Prior to his death in May, Floyd lived like every other black man in [[America]]. He was born on October 14, 1973, in a poor part of Fayetteville, North Carolina. He played [[basketball]] in high school and dropped out of college. In the [[90s]], George Floyd tried his luck as a [[rapper]] for a while. From 1997 to 2005 Floyd was arrested six times for possessing [[drugs]], trespassing and theft.
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| At some point while in Houston, George Floyd starred in a [[porn]] video with some [[Negress|black slut]] named Kimberly Brinks. She sucks his dick, he eats her pussy and then they fuck. The video itself is a sickening one-cut take of greasy [[Big Black Cock|negroidal copulation]] that belongs in a book fire. Kimberly is your standard [[Ghetto|projects]]-grown barely fuckable gutter whore cleaned up and dolled up for the camera by her human trafficking boyfriend. Floyd, obviously under the influence of various illicit substances gives a half-hearted performance and a half-flagged erection due to the congestive heart failure setting the scene for a possible healthcare emergency. You can tell "Big Floyd" is enjoying himself and has no problem treating this piece of human dark meat like the toilet slut she is. Overall, The video is indistinguishable from every other shitty porno video on the internet.
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| [[File:Floydsex.jpg|thumb|[[what|sexy petie kimberly brinks fucked bybig floyd]]]]
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| Prior to his [[lynching|unfortunate interaction]] with Derek Chauvin, Curious George was already well known to police around the country. In 2005, George "The Gentle Giant" Floyd along with five other black men broke into the home of a [[mexican]] family in [[Texas|Houston, TX]]. Among the family members inside the home were a pregnant woman, her boyfriend, and their infant child. Floyd, taking control of the robbery, pointed his [[gun|handgun]] at the pregnant woman's stomach and demanded money for chicken and/or [[drugs]]. As none were to be found, George and his Merry Band of Nigger Raiders made off with some jewelry instead. Floyd was caught shortly after assaulting the woman and charged with "Endangering the life of an [[spic|anchorbaby]]" which is a felony in Texas.
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| In 2007, was sentenced to five years in [[prison]]. When he got out, he said "Yo Homes Smell Ya Later!" and moved to Minneapolis to start a blossoming new chapter in his life.
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| [[TLDR|In short]], before his rise to stardom he played basketball, did/sold drugs, fucked black bitches, spent time in prison, and committed violent crimes.
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| ==Death of George Floyd==
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| On the evening of May 25th, 2020, Floyd was drunk driving in Minneapolis when he felt the pang of one of many addictions he was nursing at the time, in this case being [[smoking|nicotine]]. Floyd was, unfortunately [[poor|broke]] since his usual job of beating drunks, taking entry [[bribe]]s from underage bar patrons, and acting in porn had been restricted to the recent plague of [[coronavirus|Chink AIDS]].
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| Luckily for Floyd, he had utilized all the free time on his hands to learn how to use his $20 inkjet printer to copy himself a new source of income that even Warren Buffet would be envious of. After using said paper to acquire some [[tobacco|smooth fine-cut Virginia richness]] he treated himself to a [[cancer|victory cigarette]] in contented bliss as he had finally unraveled the secrets of fractional reserve banking. In his mind, he was good as long as he didn't copy his last $20 more than 10 times. The store owners didn't see it that way and confronted Floyd, their fingers stained green with printer ink from the DIY cash they'd been handed. Being a thug, Floyd told them to fuck off, so fuck off they did and called for the assistance of some of Minneapolis' finest.
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| According to the [[Jews|Newsmedia]], several [[white devil|white supremacist]] [[cop|doom marines]] led by officer Derek Michael Chauvin responded rapidly to the call. Their armored Dodge Charger plowed through numerous black children on the way to the scene. Upon approaching Floyd's vehicle they ordered him out. Floyd declined as he was busy nursing a puppy back to health. After the officers naturally shot the puppy, Floyd voluntarily began exiting the vehicle when he slipped on a banana peel and fell onto the cop's taser, which became lodged in his throat. Due to the fact he was high on [[heroin|fentanyl]], [[cocaine]] and infected with the [[Coronavirus|COVID-19]] strain that only affects simians, Floyd's life was in grave danger. The heroic militarized [[nazi|white supremacist]] cops then assisted Floyd over to the curb where Chauvin did his best to dislodge the taser by using his knee to squeeze it back through Floyd's throat hole.
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| [[File:George Floyd Drugs.jpg|thumb|right|early on in the fateful encounter]]
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| [[File:George floyd byc.gif|thumb|right|Proof that Floyd was killed by ninjas]]
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| While Chauvin was rendering critical life-saving aid to Floyd, Floyd began desperately crying "I can't breev!", prompting Chauvin to kneel even harder on Floyd's neck in an effort to save his life. Several racist onlookers attempted to interfere with the delicate operation which only distracted Dr. Chauvin, who needed to apply his full concentration at the time. Sadly, his efforts were in vain as Floyd [[die|expired]] due to cardiac complications brought on by a fentanyl overdose.
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| When George Floyd's spirit left his body, dark ominous clouds quickly formed over Minneapolis. Rain began to pour as Chauvin shook his fist to the sky screaming, "WHY, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE BOY SO SOON!?"
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| {{Collapsegallery|OOOH BANANA [[File:Donkey Kong Golden Banana.png|20px]]|GeorgeFloydGallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:George floyd minecraft gravel.jpg| George Floyd was [[Paraphilia|squished]] too much
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| File:George floyd pepe.jpg|Pepe cleaning up the streets
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| File:George floyd bbc.jpg|Death by [[Big Black Cock|BBC]]
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| File:George floyd bwc.jpeg|Death by BWC
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| File:George floyd smothered.jpg| Oh Lawd!
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:George Floyd Deus Ex.png|[[Deus Ex]]
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| File:Biden Floyd.jpg|You ain't [[Joe Biden|diverse]] enough
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| File:George floyd tony hawk do a kickflip.jpg| Do a [[skateboarding|kickflip]]
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| File:George Floyd Schlorp.jpg|schlorp schlorp schlorp
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| ===The Planet of the Apes===
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| [[File:Black Lives Matter Solidarity.png|right|thumb|Ironic]]
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| Footage of Chauvin's heroic efforts was posted all over social media. Unfortunately for Chauvin, the cell phone video distorted the context of his actions and he was falsely accused of deliberately killing Floyd. With large swathes of America being bored from lockdown and mostly unemployed, Niggers and SJWs took to the streets countrywide and proceeded to peacefully protesting against the perceived brutality. Within the space of a couple of weeks, the protests spread across over a dozen cities and escalated from the "peaceful" action of blocking off streets to encompassing the "peaceful" destruction of property, the "peaceful" setting of fires, and the "peaceful" liberation of flat screens, sneakers, prescription medication and Nintendo Switches from the oppressive clutches of capitalism. [[Seattle#Chaz|They even created their own country "peacefully" resulting in several deaths and at least several dozen rapes]].
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| ===Saint Floyd's Funeral Procession===
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| [[File:floydfuneral.jpg|thumb|right|Paid for by Minnesota taxpayers like you]]
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| Floyd's family, being greedy niggers, never let an opportunity to rob whitey go to waste. [https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd Cashing in on white guilt, they started a gofundme for his funeral] with a goal of $1,500,000 and instead got 14 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS. Many questions of "why do you need $1,400,000 for a funeral?" and "how many cartons of Newports and buckets of KFC can you buy with 14 million dollars?" arose after the goal was met. In true niggerly fashion, his family bought Saint George a solid gold casket to be paraded through town by a voodoo [[nawlins]] brass band in celebration of their massive payday.
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| ==The Crucifixion of Derek Chauvin==
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| Towards the end of April, the trial for Derek Chauvin will commence. Each day during his trial he will be stripped before a crowd so that all may see his guilty white skin. He will be marched up the hill to Golgotha, while [[Antifa]] centurion soldiers whip his back with a cat-o-nine-tails. The strength of his knees will diminish as he carries the white burden for all of humanity.
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| ===The Trial===
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| [[File:Mount Rushmore George Floyd.jpg|thumb|right|Mount Floydmore]]
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| [[File:Punished Derek .jpg|thumb|right|Punished Chauvin]]
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| Armed with his trusty lawyer, Eric Nelson, Derek Chauvin began his fight against the state of Minnesota. Charged with the unspeakable crime of doing his job, Derek had a hard fight from the beginning. The judge refused to sequester the obviously partial jury, the witnesses all appealed to the jury's emotions and the state's witnesses were weak, Representative [[nigger|Maxine Waters]] then went on national television and instructed black Americans to riot if they did not convict Derek. Basically, he was fucked from the start.
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| After a month the trial came to a close, revealing that Fentanyl Floyd:
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| * had severe heart disease
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| * he had an enlarged heart
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| * he had 75% to 90% occlusion of his three major coronary arteries
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| * he had untreated severe hypertension
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| * he had a previously recorded BP of 216/160
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| * he had a tumor (extra-adrenal paraganglioma) associated with hypertension/heart attacks
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| * his lungs were 2-3x heavier than normal (pulmonary edema)
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| * he had [[COVID]]
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| * he was a smoker
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| * he was nodding off/passed out when police arrived at his SUV and had to be physically nudged to be awoken
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| * he was in the SUV with his personal drug dealer(s)
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| * he had a white substance in his mouth
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| * he was saying he couldn't breathe before restraint
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| * the knee on the back of the neck is a technique used by the MPD and nearly every other law enforcement agency in the world and it is used to prevent them thrashing about and harming others (and themselves) it is an extremely common method of restraining an individual's range of motion and view, it did not occlude both (or even one) of the carotid arteries or restrict the airway and it is well documented to be generally very safe.
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| * EMS was called early but arrived late
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| * the hobble was not used to avoid further delaying medical care
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| * the hostile crowd distracted the police and the EMS didn't want to give on-scene medical care because it was not secure for their safety
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| * he had an oxygen saturation of 98% at the hospital
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| * The autopsy revealed no abrasions, bruising, hematomas, or fractured bones in the shoulder/neck area
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| * he had a number of drugs in his system, including fentanyl (depressant) and methamphetamine (stimulant/vasoconstrictor)
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| * he had a fatal amount of fentanyl in his system
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| * he swallowed drugs during his 2019 arrest
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| * fentanyl/methamphetamine pills were found in the back of the squad car, containing Floyd's DNA
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| None of these facts were able to prove reasonable doubt of murder and Derek Chauvin was found guilty and is facing up to 40 years in prison where he will be [[raped]] by [[niggers]] every time he takes a shower. After Maxine Waters instructed [[niggers]] to burn and loot the country if they did not get what they wanted the judge refused to call a mistrial but said it would probably be grounds for an appeal, freeing Derek Chauvin who [[Dindu Nuffin]] in the first place.
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{Collapsegallery|George "Fentanyl" Floyd [[File:Donkey Kong Golden Banana.png|20px]]|cg2|center|<gallery>
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| File:Trollfloyd.png| Trolling for Banana
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| File:George Floyd I Cant Read.png|Sheeit
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| File:George Floyd Last Words.jpg
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| File:robofelon.jpg| RoboFelon
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| File:Floyd Bob.jpg| Who lives in a niggerhead under the sea?
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| File:Dr George Astronaut Floyd.jpeg|thumb|right|Gone But Not Forgotten
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| File:Georgespider.png| He was [[Hazbin Hotel|Spider]] all along
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| File:George floyd angel.png| [[Rule 34|If it exists]]
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| File:George floyd feeling it.jpg
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| File:George floyd chimp.png| Phrenology predicted this
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| File:GeorgeFloydSexDoll.jpg| Now in blow-up doll form!
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| File:George floyd oops cookies.jpg|Oops too much Fentanyl
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| File:George Floyd Chair.png|Ikea Floyd
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| File:GeorgeFloydRecord.jpg|his resume
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Nigger]]
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| * [[Homeless|Poor People]]
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| * [[Police brutality]]
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| * [[Black Lives Matter]]
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| * [[Trayvon Martin]]
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| * [[Wrong Location Nigger]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://pastebin.com/iy4j6w8i/ First Seven Days of the Trial]
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| *[https://georgefloydtoysofficial.com/ Buy your own George Floyd sex doll here!]
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| *[http://lurkmore.to/%D0%94%D0%B6%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B4%D0%B6_%D0%A4%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B9%D0%B4 Article about George Floyd] on [[Russian Lurkmore]]
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| *[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/u-s-riots-of-may-2020-over-george-floyd.70231/ Big thread on George Floyd and the riots and protests that followed] on [[Kiwi Farms]].
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| ===Reactions to the Chauvin Verdict:===
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| *[https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/04/kamala-harris-says-guilty-verdict-chauvin-trial-will-not-heal-pain-existed-generations-due-systemic-racism-video/ kameltoe harry: chauvin verdict isn't enough!]
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| *[https://gab.com/kittylists/posts/106100081989754258 occasional-cortex: this is not justice!]
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| *[https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/20/barack-michelle-obama-call-true-justice-derek-chauvin-verdict/ barry and micheal: this isn't true justice!]
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| *[https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2021/04/20/hot-takes-msnbc-contributor-unhappy-with-chauvin-verdict-says-this-isnt-the-system-working-n365465 some random journo: like im sooo like still angry and stuff! like oh em gee!]
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| *[https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1384626733991620610 pelosi: let us now pray. in the name of the fentanyl, the floyd and the holy george.]
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