Battlestation

Even your parents had a battlestation and were kicking everyone's ASCII. Wait, is that your mom or dad?

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Big corporations have the ultimate battlestations.

Battlestation is a term used to inflate the egos of gamers by glorifying their desktop computer setup. They consider themselves to be members of the PC master race, looking down on unworthy console peasants, a lower class of people who have the nerve to think they're gamers just because they own an Xbox, Play Station or Wii.

	“	Let me win, please!	„
	—console peasant, LOL

Minimum requirement

The minimum requirement for bragging rights include an expensive chair, the best tower money can but with lots of RAM and a graphics card that roars, a high-quality keyboard and at least two gigantic displays. Anything less and a person best not bother sharing a picture of their wimpy setup, that an laptops are not a part of a battlestation, failure to comply carries a mandatory sentence of death by public hanging, newb.

PC master race

A man's battlestation is much like his house, the bigger the battlestation, the smaller his...nevermind, members of the PC master race will be hated by jealous console peasants who are stuck using crappy controllers. Even amongst the giants, the only determining factor of which beast is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, there is no consensus about platforms or brands, except that Mac users can GTFO. One must also take a stand on what's most important, a really awesome keyboard or display? And be able to defend that position against all those who dare question it.

So if you're ready to smack everyone else around in Call of Duty, then it's time to get the best battlestation known to mankind. Or even better, why not go for a RL high score?

Quotes

	“	now you are just pissing me off. that pc you build for 800 not 500 you dipshit, will look as good as a ps4 for a couple years then will get a virus and will be fucked up, nah fuck that	„
	—SuperDosel

	“	LMAO!!!! this guy has a wall hack!!!	„
	—LOL

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• Battle stations (from 4chan /v/)
• http://4chandata.org/g/Battlestation-thread--a67702
• http://www.ratemybattlestation.com/
• Battle stations (from 4chan /v/)

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