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== Cards == | == Cards == | ||
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<option>[[Image:LoC Orc witch.jpg|thumb|right| | <option>[[Image:LoC Orc witch.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Your typical card in Legend of the Weeaboos.]]</option> | ||
<option>[[File:Loc no tits 2.png|thumb|right| | <option>[[File:Loc no tits 2.png|thumb|right|200px|Your typical card in Legend of the Weeaboos. Huge watermelon sized boobs and no tits.]]</option> | ||
<option>[[File:LoC no tits.png|thumb|right| | <option>[[File:LoC no tits.png|thumb|right|200px|Your typical card in Legend of the Weeaboos. Huge watermelon sized boobs and no tits.]]</option> | ||
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== Servers == | == Servers == | ||
[[File:LOC Malfunction screen.jpg|thumb|right| | [[File:LOC Malfunction screen.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This screen will pop up every 2 minutes after you start up the game, proving how [[Shit|well]] the admins have set up their server fo this broken game.]] | ||
The servers on LoC runs on baked potatoes and often crashes every 10 seconds which makes all the players in the game butthurt all over the place and then whine like bitches on their community board. | The servers on LoC runs on baked potatoes and often crashes every 10 seconds which makes all the players in the game butthurt all over the place and then whine like bitches on their community board. | ||
Revision as of 07:05, 23 January 2014
Not to be confused with Legend of Zelda
Legend of the Cryptids (AKA Legend of ripping you off), is an MMORPG Weeaboo and Basement Dweller paradise card game for iPhones and Androids where every card is an animu card with big tits that just rips your basement dwelling ass off of your jewgolds with network servers fucking up every time.
Cards
The cards in the game are well basically, just tits and ass.
Commons
Regular cards. Mostly monsters and some women almost asking for it.
Rares
All women asking for it accept instead of wearing a medieval gown, the mods make them wear lingerie and latex.
Ultra Rares
All women with huge ass tits and wearing almost nothing.
Servers
The servers on LoC runs on baked potatoes and often crashes every 10 seconds which makes all the players in the game butthurt all over the place and then whine like bitches on their community board.
The Mods
The admins of this broken game are all lonrey AZNs who just sit on their fat ass and fap away with there 1 inch penises at their drawings. Obviously no girlfriend what so ever. They just sit, fap, eat, fap again, shit, draw another card, and then fap for the rest of the day all through their life. When it comes to compensations to their broken game to users, they will act like Jews and not give anyone the kewl items.
See also
External links
- The wiki
- A giant fap gallery on the wiki
- The site of the shitty company that made this game
- A list of poor reviews for the game on iOS
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