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Many scandals are based around Barry's apparent death. On that very day many celebrated and partied on the streets until Barry himself informed everyone on Facebook. There were no more cheers after that.
Many scandals are based around Barry's apparent death. On that very day many celebrated and partied on the streets until Barry himself informed everyone on Facebook. There were no more cheers after that.
In February 2014 in the wake of the [[Jimmy Savile|Jimmy Savile loldrama]], this hideous pair of grotesque freaks [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26019626 appeared as character witnesses] for their fellow BBC bumboy, the renowned [http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/newsreview/features/article1061997.ece serial sex-pest] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Lee_Travis#Charged_with_sexual_assault_and_trial Dave Lee "Hairy Cuntflake" Travis]. It was reported that after their appearance in the dock, the Jury were so covered in their own vomit that they had to be scrubbed down with a wire brush and disinfectant.


== ChuckleVision Cancelled ==
== ChuckleVision Cancelled ==

Revision as of 02:02, 8 February 2014

ELLLLOOOOOOOOO!
ChuckleVision fanbase
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Are you kidding me?

The Chuckle Brothers are two Britfag pedo's called Paul and Barry Elliot. They both grew up in Rotheram. They've been scaring kids with their horrible wrinkly faces for over 20 years They are most well known for their terrible kid show nobody watches yet ends up lasting for over 20 years (WTF?).


ChuckleVision

Probably their most notable work is a horrible TV show called ChuckleVision (written by Chris Chan) aimed at kids. The plot is so simple and stupid it can be summed up in two lines of text:

Brothers get a job.

Brothers fuck up and get fired.

All the while shouting out horrible unrememberable catchphrases. Sometimes they will try to mix it up by having the brothers get kidnapped by aliens or having the two go back in time for no explaned reason but when you get down to it, it's just the same thing every episode.

You see where most kid shows try to teach kids things like social skills the brothers just piss about for 20 minutes until someone stops the camera.

Episodes

Series 1:

  • Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired.
  • Paul and Barry preform incest.
  • Paul and Barry consume human flesh
  • Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired again.
  • Paul and Barry rape pensioners.
  • Paul and Barry murder Jesus
  • Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired yet again.
  • Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired for a fourth time.
  • Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired from the BBC.
  • Paul and Barry get Steve Jobs then fuck him up and fire him out of a cannon.

Series 2 - 21:

  • The same exact thing as Series 1.


Other Characters

No Slacking (played by Peter Sutcliffe) is like the Chuckles as he is also a pedo with a scary face. He is also much more older and wrinkly. He constantly rapes the cast and crew of ChuckleVision (thats right all 5 of them). In the show he plays a bland as cardboard angry man who like Chuckles spews out his horrible catchphrase. Like everyone else his character has no character at all. No backstory or explanation as to why he's so angry with life he's just there to shout at random things. He is always the Chuckles boss and there is no explanation as to why other than its a giant coincidence.

No Slacking spots an unsuspecting child.
The missing Chuckle Brother?


Get Out Of It (played by Whugives Afuk) is just No Slacking but even older (and I do mean older, as in almost dead) like all the rest he has an awful catchphrase he says repeatedly. He is also Britain's oldest Furfag to date.

The Brothers Scandals

The obvious reason that Paul and Barry have been on TV for so long is because they are having anal sex with the BBC employees. This was found out by many of the Paparazzi and was big news for at least 2 seconds. Many said they had already known 20 years beforehand just by guessing.

Many scandals are based around Barry's apparent death. On that very day many celebrated and partied on the streets until Barry himself informed everyone on Facebook. There were no more cheers after that.

In February 2014 in the wake of the Jimmy Savile loldrama, this hideous pair of grotesque freaks appeared as character witnesses for their fellow BBC bumboy, the renowned serial sex-pest Dave Lee "Hairy Cuntflake" Travis. It was reported that after their appearance in the dock, the Jury were so covered in their own vomit that they had to be scrubbed down with a wire brush and disinfectant.

ChuckleVision Cancelled

One day the idiot employees at the BBC finally came to their senses and cancelled ChuckleVision. Of course the asspies were having none of it and this is what followed:


So of course everyone at the BBC had to put ChuckleVision back on the air. Even though they have people still complain because they have nothing better to do with their time.

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