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| {{Breakingnews|Ice has participated in another [[scam|crypto scam]], this time with [[NFTs]]. He managed to [[steal|yoink]] $500K off of his dumb-as-fuck fans, and later [[DINDUNUFFIN|chimped out]] about his foiled plans on both {{Twitter|REALIcePoseidon|his main account}} and {{Twitter|CxCoinOfficial|his scam's account}} on [[Twatter]]. After this, [[pussy|he has went inactive]].}}
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| [[File:Ice_Poseidon.jpeg|thumb|Ice tries to get [[neckbeard]]s to roast him on [[Reddit|r/RoastMe]]]]
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| {{ytuser2|UCv9Edl_WbtbPeURPtFDo-uA|Ice Poseidon}} ([[Powerword|Paul Michael Joseph Denino]]{{jew}}, b. Sep. 29, 1994; age {{#expr:({{CURRENTYEAR}})-(1994)-(({{CURRENTMONTH}})<(09)or({{CURRENTMONTH}})=(09)and({{CURRENTDAY}})<(29))}}), a.k.a Ice_Poseidon, or simply Ice, is an autistic [[Florida|Floridian]] shekel God, computer illiterate, weed smoker, pedophile, and current [[YouTube]] [[IRL]] livestreamer (or "lifestreamer", as he likes to refer to it as) who accurately looks like a llama disguised as a human and has a big fucking nose. He emigrated to YouTube full-time and moved to [[Los Angeles]], [[California]] from Stuart, Florida, origins going way back to the site [[Twitch]] around late 2015 to early 2016 where he became semi-notable for having song requests turned on while playing [[RuneScape]] and initiating the lulz from viewers when people would play racist songs in order to get a hearty laugh out every now and then, and also to get him banned permanently; both being on purpose.
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| The latter did indeed work in their favor in late April 2017, as an anonymous foreigner allegedly from [[Sweden]] called in a bomb threat on the airplane that he was planning to board on, and now after this he stays on YouTube. Ice is most likely the first livestreamer to make a rather healthy living from doing dumb shit in real life that only a child (the type that he likes, by the way) would do. He makes money from it for having a personality that's "energetic". Even after moving to YouTube, he's been banned for a couple times due to his own stupidity and almost-diagnosed autism and ADHD by his doctor when he was a child. You would think that this idiot would learn from his mistakes following the act of being swatted on numerous occassions and immediately getting phone calls at a place that he's at the second he walks in the door, but having the delusions of grandeur by saying that your mind is 5 years more mature than everybody else due to experiencing some minor events in your life that a poor [[nigger]] from Somalia wouldn't even complain about hasn't showed that he's changed one bit from when he was getting [[racist]] songs raped in his ear almost every second.
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| == Excuses ==
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| {{quote|Sorry about that guys, ehhhhhhhhh|At the start of every stream}}<br>
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| Despite having a constant streaming schedule at the same time almost every day of the week, Ice regularly makes up excuses and [[Fake|sincerely]] apologizes for being extremely late to go live, which the viewers can obviously see through and pick up really quickly whether he's lying or not. These are including, but not limited to:
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| * [https://twitter.com/REALIcePoseidon/status/916426622676246529 Eating lunch at 3 in the afternoon, saying that he was finishing it and had a "late lunch"]
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| * [https://twitter.com/REALIcePoseidon/status/900118412017324032 Having to get a backscratcher to get an itch even though he could've done it himself]
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| * [https://twitter.com/REALIcePoseidon/status/895398552876208128 Being an hour late by not taking proper care of his sleeping schedule, waking up just before due to staying up too late]
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| * [https://twitter.com/REALIcePoseidon/status/862426824659292165 Was 30 minutes late due to "the shower having no soap" so he ran more water on himself for longer]
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| And every other similar excuse in the book that he uses, like forgetting something at a place he recently visited, or his bootleg equipment that's used to livestream malfunctioning terribly.
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| == [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trihard TriHard] Song Requests ==
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| Five compilations of all the song requests mentioned in the introduction of the article, made by a YouTube rando. The [[nigger|TriHard]] emote from Twitch (context in section title) is used endlessly whenever the songs are heard either by Ice himself or the viewers.
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Andy Milonakis]] - Affiliated with this tubby.
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| * [[Republican]] - He's a part of this party.
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| * [[Baked Alaska]]
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| * [[Steven Bonnell II]]
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| == External Links ==
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| * <s>[https://www.iceposeidon.com/ Website]</s> '''''[[BALEETED]]!'''''
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| * <s>[https://www.iceposeidon.live/ Website #2]</s> - A nonfunctional list of [[nobodies]]. ('''''[[500 Internal Server Error|ERROR 521: WEB SERVER IS DOWN]]''''')
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| === Social Media ===
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| * {{Twitter|realiceposeidon|Twitter}}
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| ** {{Twitter|CxCoinOfficial|His crypto scam's Twitter}}
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| * {{Reddit|ice_poseidon|Reddit}}
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| ** {{Reddituser|ice_poseidon|Reddit account}}
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| * {{twitch|Ice_Poseidon|First Twitch account, banned}}
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| ** {{twitch|noticeposeidon|Second Twitch account used to view streams, banned}}
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| * {{Discord|user|Ice Poseidon#7698}}
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| *{{Telegram|@Iceposeidon12}}
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| * cellphone number associated with his telegram account 323-810-0259
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| === News Stories ===
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| * [http://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/news/a-day-with-las-most-wanted-life-streamer-ice-poseidon-w486841 On Air With LA's Most Wanted Man, 'Life Streamer' Ice Poseidon]
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| * [http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/authorities-investigating-threat-called-in-to-flight-from-lax-to-sky-harbor Internet personality says he was target of prank threat at Sky Harbor]
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| * [https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/mb7bkx/fans-of-notorious-streamer-ice-poseidon-revolt-over-cryptocurrency-scandal Fans of Notorious Streamer Ice Poseidon Revolt Over Cryptocurrency Scandal]
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| * [https://www.esports.com/en/controversial-streamer-ice-poseidon-steals-500-000-from-fans-in-crypto-scam-320742/amp Controversial Streamer Ice Poseidon Steals $500,000 From Fans In Crypto Scam]
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