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{{spoilers|it was all a hoax, he was not really dead, he just needed money for his next Kamen Rider}} | {{spoilers|it was all a hoax, he was not really dead, he just needed money for his next Kamen Rider}} | ||
[[File:JewWario 3.jpg| | [[File:JewWario 3.jpg|350px|thumb|right|Before he decided to off himself]] | ||
'''JewWario''' (Powerword: Justin Carmical{{jew}}) was a contributor at [[TGWTG]] until Friday the 24th of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself. | '''JewWario''' (Powerword: Justin Carmical{{jew}}) was a contributor at [[TGWTG]] until Friday the 24th of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself. | ||
TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. | TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. | ||
{{quote|I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy.| | {{quote|I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy.|[https://www.facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068 The Wife]|center=auto}} | ||
==Faked The Suicide== | ==Faked The Suicide== | ||
[[File:JewWario memorial.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] | |||
Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. | Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. | ||
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== Leaving TGWTG == | == Leaving TGWTG == | ||
[[File:JewWario reading.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Noticed his shirt says, "I'm a Mac."]] | |||
Due to his numerous psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and brother Rob. | Due to his numerous psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and brother Rob. | ||
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== Kamen Rider == | == Kamen Rider == | ||
[[File:jewfag rider kick.jpg|right|200px|thumb|This is what you spent $10,000 for.]] | [[File:jewfag rider kick.jpg|right|200px|thumb|This is what you spent $10,000 for.]] | ||
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== Obituary videos== | == Obituary videos== | ||
Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only [[lazy|half of their ass]]. | Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only [[lazy|half of their ass]]. | ||
{{frame|<youtube>IT-lZxU4UaY</youtube>|border=gold|background=white|margin=auto}} | |||
<center>'''If you start flaming comments and calling him names like Hitler (which I have seen) you will be blocked'''</center> | |||
==Notable videos== | |||
The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets. | |||
The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets. | |||
<center><youtube>jCvwT28fx80</youtube | {{Videoframe|vf1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid gold;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold; | ||
< | |<center><youtube>jCvwT28fx80</youtube> | ||
< | ;I hope you choke on it.. Oh wait you are already dead</center> | ||
<youtube>gDaihjmsDok</youtube | |||
|<center><youtube>gDaihjmsDok</youtube> | |||
;Doug Walker re-enacts the life of Justin</center> | |||
}} | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{ | |||
{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery> | |||
File:JewWario Reading.jpg|He employed his own exit strategy | File:JewWario Reading.jpg|He employed his own exit strategy | ||
File:JewWario Unfaithful.jpg|A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting | File:JewWario Unfaithful.jpg|A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting | ||
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File:JewWario Two Poor Sods.jpg | File:JewWario Two Poor Sods.jpg | ||
File:JewWario Master Of Camouflage.jpg|Before he pulled his greatest disappearing act | File:JewWario Master Of Camouflage.jpg|Before he pulled his greatest disappearing act | ||
</gallery> | File:JewWario famicom.jpg | ||
}} | File:JewWario mario.jpg | ||
</gallery>|border=gold|color=white}} | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
<s>{{fb|justin.carmical|His alive Facebook}}</s> Dead, just like Justin.<br /> | |||
{{fb|jenny.valentine.587|The wife}}<br /> | |||
*[http://socialnewsdaily.com/23073/jewwario-actor-justin-carmical-takes-his-own-life/ A newsstory about his fortunate death] | *[http://socialnewsdaily.com/23073/jewwario-actor-justin-carmical-takes-his-own-life/ A newsstory about his fortunate death] | ||
*[http://www.gofundme.com/6groao More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket] | *[http://www.gofundme.com/6groao More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket] |
Revision as of 08:54, 18 February 2014
![](/images/thumb/1/13/JewWario_3.jpg/350px-JewWario_3.jpg)
JewWario (Powerword: Justin Carmical✡) was a contributor at TGWTG until Friday the 24th of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself. TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia.
Faked The Suicide
![](/images/thumb/6/64/JewWario_memorial.jpg/200px-JewWario_memorial.jpg)
Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills. Giving that he couldn't get a job, because that would require him to actually do something more than jerking off to manga in front of a camera, he needed to think of something else. But what? He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky. The only other option was for Justin to fake his suicide, so that the braindead followers of would pay thousand of dollars to his "family". Unsurprisingly, the money didn't go to Justin's family, but instead to Justin himself, so he can satisfy his unhealthy obsession with buying things he doesn't need. The plan worked well until his wife realized the world thought he was dead there's nothing stopping her from keeping him in the basement.
Leaving TGWTG
![](/images/thumb/0/01/JewWario_reading.jpg/200px-JewWario_reading.jpg)
Due to his numerous psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and brother Rob. Therefore he parted ways with the group and never looked back. Except Justin did look back at his miserable lonely life, before the bullet penetrated his brain.
Both parties claimed the break was peaceful, but this was just a coverup. The truth was that TGWTG found out that Justin was nothing more than a plagiarist without an original idea. They kicked the boring faggot out of their elite crew, so they would no longer have to deal with his low view count, as nobody was interested in watching his blandness.
Kamen Rider
![](/images/thumb/9/9b/Jewfag_rider_kick.jpg/200px-Jewfag_rider_kick.jpg)
This retard is known to love kamen rider, a power rangers rip-off in Japan.
He loves it so much that he tried to make get money for his own rip-off called FamiKamen Rider(a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8,000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $100,00 in the end.
His $10,000 project was nothing but a mess with cheap effects and lame acting, much like his videos. Some might wonder why people would actually gave this him any money, let alone $10,000, but just remember that all his fans are sad and lonely individuals, without anything else to spend their money on, as they are too disgusting for prostitutes.
Obituary videos
Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only half of their ass.
Notable videos
The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets.
- I hope you choke on it.. Oh wait you are already dead
Previous Video | Next Video
Gallery
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He employed his own exit strategy
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A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting
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No wonder he shot himself with a wife looking like this
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Mother is so sad :D :D :D
See Also
External Links
Dead, just like Justin. His alive Facebook
The wife