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| {{spoiler|JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED!!!1111!}}
| | == RX3 Never Falls ED will NOT Win! == |
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| [[File:Bieber mugshot.jpg|thumb|340px|At first, he was all 8D but then he was all D8]]
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| [[Image:Justin Bieber meth pipe.jpg|340px|thumb|Justin Bieber has been a drug addict since <s>he</s> she was 13, (namely [[trying_too_hard|since last Thursday]]). If you compare this to another picture of him you will notice this is not a [[Its a trap|look alike]] this is actually him when he was younger.]]
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| [[File:Justinbibur.jpg|thumb|Compare this pic to the above.]]
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| {{quote|I feel like the [[Kurt Cobain]] of my generation, but [[BAWW| people just don't understand me]].|Justin Bieber|Well then, [[Shotgun Mouthwash|you know what to do]].}}
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| '''Justin Bieber''' is a drug addicted, ultra-rich, [[lesbian]] "musician" from [[Canada]] who is currently the wet dream of [[12 year old girl|12-year-old girls]] across [[America]]. Having gained YouTube fame at 14, now at age 19, he is following the prescribed formula of using drugs and alcohol, being busted for drag racing, vandalism, and general douchebaggery. [http://neerizzle.hubpages.com/_joinprofile/hub/Why-is-Justin-Bieber-Famous Why The Hell is Justin Bieber Famous Anyways?]
| | == Bullying is WRONG! == |
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| She is also a Jewbaby drama queen diva whose [http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/justin-bieber-denies-kochie-claims-he-swore-at-floor-manager-on-sunrise/story-e6frewz0-1225872198833 already acting like she's Whitney Houston]. Her hobbies include [[Twitter]], being the quintessence of [[Gay|awesome]], [[Twatter]], being [[LittleCloud|sexually confused]], [[shitter]], not knowing what "[[German]]" means, relying on her fans to declare war on people who beat her on awards, moar [[Twitter]] and making ''Protest The Hero'' angry that she became more famous than they are. And [[Twitter]], might we add.
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| The lil' bastard was found on [[Chat Roulette]] by a [[perv|talent seeker]] named [[Ytask|Scooter Braun]], who, [[facepalm|upon discovering that young Beaver couldn't sing for shit]] (but not wanting to lose that mine of [[Jew Gold]]), immediately conceived the perfect, cheapest solution: [[Autotune]] (see below). Since then, Beaver is followed by a myriad of horny pre-pubescent girls and [[pedophiles]].
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| Bieber is also often considered the most romantic singer ever, as she dedicates a lot of songs to [[loli|girls]]. Meanwhile, her legions of fangirls -[[lesbians|Biebians]]- are all closeted [[lesbians]] or unwittingly [[bisexual|bi-curious]] since they fail to realise that being in love with a [[shemale]] makes them 100% [[gay]]. But he suffers frome explosive retardation disease. a disease where your penis explodes and sprays retard juice on anyone 15 meters near it. The penis regenerated every night, for it next day retard splatter, this gives other people the explosive retardation disease, it is confused with furious retardation disease that is exactly what it sounds like.
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| Recently, her music video "Baby" has achieved the second most views on [[JewTube|YouTube]], proving once and for all that humanity is doomed. In addition, Justin Beaver-avoider-who-rather-prefers-small dicks hails from [[Canadia|Canada]]. Seriously, first [[Whore|Celine Dion]], then [[Nickelback]], now this? You really fucked us over, Canada. Just for that, we're jacking up prices on our double-headed dildos and [[banhammer|banning you from Spotify]] as punishment. Her "Baby" JewTube video has moar Dislikes than Likes, showing what the general public really thinks about Justine's latest hit song. Still, getting views on Youtube really doesn't mean shit as it's broken beyond belief. The video of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related| the monkey pissing in its own mouth] got well over 5 million views. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8| Shit], that monkey has more talent than Bibber or whatever the fuck that faggot's name is.
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| ==History==
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| Just like many other 'talented' [[attention whores]] who want to get noticed, Justin Bieber's [[slut|mother]] decided to create a [[YouTube]] channel to [[Young_Tubers_United|whore out her spawn's]] alleged [[Ytask|talents]] - singing and dancing - and fish for comments. After going [[viral]] and becoming [[Internet famous]] some big-ass corporate record label A&R guy surfing the web for [[shota]] pr0n to [[fap]] to, tapped into the [[zeitgeist]] (aka [[Google]]) and signed the little faggot to [[niggers|Def Jam]]. While at the facility to sign his record label, she ended up [[rape|running into]] black person, who then took Justin Bieber under custody.
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| To '[[trying too hard|legitimize]]' the hairdo, they teamed him up with [[IRL]] famous [[rap]] producers and stars to make records and vidyas for per-pubescent teeny-boppers to get their moist little panties [[orgasm|bunched over]] and make their [[parents]] fork over wads of [[jewgold]] for records, merchandise, concerts and fan club shit.
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| [[Last thursday|Recently]], shit hit the fan between Justin Bieber and his [[lie|totally mature]] fanbase after an incident in which she was mobbed by fangirls at an Australia airport and had his hat stolen. Outraged by the loss of the only thing concealing his horrid haircut, Bieber posted a Tweet demanding that the mob of batshit insane fangirls should [[lol wut|try to be less... well batshit insane]] when meeting him.
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| === [[Tubgirl|Pattie Mallette]] supported [[Ytask]] ===
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| [[File:Jeremy‑Justin‑Bieber.jpg|thumb|Justin and his fuckbuddy. Look how [[gay|positively radiant ]] Justin is.]]
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| [[Justin Bieber]], before being famous has actually joined [[Ytask]], a big pedophile grooming group on [[Youtube]]. You can read more about this [http://pervertalert.blogspot.com/2009/12/remembering-ytask.html here].
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| [[File:Ytask2.JPG|thumb|Screen capture of the YTASK support video]]
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| {{Quote|Justin Bieber is [http://www.youtube.com/kidrauhl kidrauhl] on YouTube. I remember this kid from the whole YTASK (YouTube All Star Kids) fiasco back in 2006-2007. He was that kid whose mother Pattie was so desperate to have her son's talent acknowledged that she willingly covered for the lies of a [[pedophile]]. Justin was one of the many [[Logan sperman|young boys]] who was promised fame and fortune by a self-proclaimed video professional and talent scout named Dustin "DJ" Gardener, founder of [[Ytask|YTASK]]. Of course DJ left out the part about him being a pederast. [[Ytask|YTASK]] was going to be the greatest kids' collaboration on YouTube and [[Updownmostly|pedophiles]] were [[Dynacatlovesme|subscribing]] in droves to the [[ytask]] channel and to the channels of the boys involved, kidrauhl being one of them.}}
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| Patty Bieber, who was posted here a long time ago, is actually Justin Bieber's mom and she has made videos supporting [[Ytask]]:
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| {{quote|If you want to here Jusin sing go to Google and type in "Diustin Strings".|How to listen to Justin.}}
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| Rehosted because JewTube is gay, hence how Justin Bieber started his career there.
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| Pattie is actually a huge [[Christfag]] and initially pimped out her little girl hoping she would get signed by a Christian music label. She prayed that God would [[buttsecks|use]] her girl as a modern [[iProphet|Prophet Samuel]], a [[Kanye West|voice to her generation]]. A youth pastor, perhaps? Or even a singer on a Christian label, she thought?
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| {{quote|God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you? !|[http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/03/fashion/03bieber.html Pattie Bieber, about hip hop manager Scooter Braun]}}
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| Sadly (for us) God does not approve of [[faggotry]] so she had to settle for dealing with [[negroes]] and [[kikes]] <s>when a deal with Jesus failed to materialise</s>. Justine is now planning to release a Christmas album in order to torture everyone in the decorated streets [[you|plus Generation X]] with [[old|new]] [[shitty|jolly]] [[gay]] 'jingle [[balls|bells]]'-related songs such as "Under the [[whore|Mistletoe]]" and "Who the fuck is <s>Alice</s> Shawny?" in hopes of making [[tubgirl|Big Mama]] proud of her [[shit|songs]], which effortlessly makes people's brains melt with or without vaguely Christmas related crap.
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| Expect suicide rates during Xmas season to double up this year. And it will all be Bieber's fault.
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| == Justin Bieber and Twitter ==
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| Being an [[Gay|international star]], Justin Bieber's [[unwarranted self importance|popularity]] can be seen on Twitter and other Web 2.0 sites.
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| === The Trending Topics conspiracy ===
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| Justin Bieber constantly [[Lie|dominates]] the [[twitter]] "Trending Topics" list, thanks to the fact that (not counting niggers and Brazilians) twitter is entirely populated by 12-16-year-old Bieber fangirls who spend their lives completing Fun140 "surveys" with Justin Bieber's name in them. These surveys, once completed, post back to Twitter in the format "I just took 'lol if u met justin bieber at the mall wat do?' and answered 'hug him and DEMAND A AUTOGRAPH OR KILL HIM <3'," meaning that a vast majority of tweets mentioning Justin Bieber are [[Spam|computer-generated]].
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| === The conspiracy against Justin ===
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| [[Last Thursday|Recently]], the [[admins]] of Twitter realized that their current Trending Topic [[maths|algorithm]] fails, and decided to re-write the way Twitter calculates which "topics" are "trending." This has caused [[awesome|Team DisBeliebers]], led by the gayest twitter user EVER [[Bieberisafag]] to convince themselves their existence mattered. They were wrong. So instead of simply computing the most talked about topics on Twitter (which consists of Fun140 Justin Bieber "surveys" and "RTs" from pop stars), the algorithm now computes the newest topics being tweeted the most. Justin Bieber was [[trolled|not pleased]] to hear that his [[unwarranted self importance|pedestal as the most tweeted name on Twitter]] had been removed, and lulz ensued as Bieber accused Twitter of conspiring against him because they "couldn't handle the [[Beaver|Bieber]]."
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| Bieber's batshit insane fangirls, determined to beat the system, restored Bieber to Twitter [[fail|fame]], to which Bieber responded by saying (in typical Bieber hypocrisy):
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| {{quote|and yes i see what all u fans are doing. like i tell everyone. i have the best most loyal smartest and dedicated fans in the world. I love u|'''[[Gay|Justin Bieber]], responding to his fans' determination to make him look popular on an Internet website.'''}}
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| What's lulzier, the Jonas Brothers still won the 2011 Shorty Award for best Twitter users. This is of course due to the fact that the Jonas Brothers [[lie|at least have penises]].
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| ===Justin Bieber Pays Trannys to Fuck Him===
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| Everyone with a brain knew Justin Beiber was gay since he first appeared, but now we have fairly conclusive evidence.
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| On November 6th, 2013 South American M-t-F transsexual prostitute Gaby Del Campo posted video of her with a sleeping Justin Bieber in a hotel room. She also posted a picture of the cash that Justin paid her to fuck him in the ass on her twitter: https://twitter.com/gabydelcampo . Apparently this is not the first time Justin has been spotted with a tranny. In April 2013, male porn star Alex Torres was on a Toronto radio station and claimed he saw Justin Bieber at a Hollywood party, and he and a famous transsexual porn star known as Vanity went in a room for 45 minutes together:
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| [[File:Justin_Bieber_Tranny.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Cash That JB Paid the Tranny]] <center><youtube>NpX35RzgzH0</youtube></center>
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| === The Diustin Biber Conspiracy ===
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| {{quote|Justin Bieber fans are coming up with different ways to get the pop star into Twitter trending topics after she claimed his name was being blocked so they calling him DIUSTIN BIBER|A retard}}
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| [[Last Thursday]] a [http://www.youtube.com/user/LorenaBrazil2008 retarded 16-year-old Biebian] from [[Brazil]] released a YouTube in response to a dis by Brazilian [[vlogger]] named Felipe Neto. Only she couldn't pronounce "Justine Bieber" so it came out as '''Diustin Biber'''. Lulz, drama and butthurt ensued and she made the vidya private but resourceful Brazilfags have been busy reuploading it and spamming up [[twitter]] making '''Diustin Biber''' one of twitter's hottest [[viral|trending topics]] globally -much to the confusion of everyone else in the world. Meanwhile [[tinfoil hat]]ters have been busy cooking up possible explanations to the trend including batshit insanity like: Diustan Biber is a new viral marketing tactic by her label and/or [[Fucktard|Biebians]] to keep la Beaver trending on [[shitter]] and that Diustan Biber is a [[redundancy|gay Brazilian]] singer inspired by Justine Bieber. What's for sure is that '''Diustan Biber''' [[is now a meme]]. In Brazil.
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| === The Bieber Hate Machine ===
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| Many of Justin Bieber's crazy fangirls use [[Twitter]] or [[Tumblr]] (well try) to ensure that Bieber never finds a girlfriend, [[irony|despite the fact that he's gay]]. If, in the event that any woman even dares to pose next to Justin Bieber for a photo or sit near him at an award show, a swarm of angry fangirls across the Internet unleash a [[shitstorm]] of even greater epicness than that of [[Internet Hate Machine]] itself, bombarding celebrities and even [[whores|innocent girls]] with death threats and demands to "LEAVE JUSTIN SINGLE! HE'S MINE!11111111"
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| But, the real hate comes from that of a black person. Usher (aka Black Hitler) is using JB to wipe out the whites by turning all the [[loli| young Caucasian females]] into lesbians. Bieber [[truth| only hits on the Latin, black and Asian girls in his videos]] [[fag| (not in real life)]], so they [non-white girls] don't need to obsess about Bieber [it's all subliminal] and the white boys now are all hitting on non-whites in real life after watching 'Baby' and [[over 9,000]] other hip hop / rap videos. White girls, they are [[stalking| finding out where Justin is in real life]]. This is only the beginning of Usher's plan to make Negros the master race in Canada and the United States. Phase II of the Bieber hate machine will occur in 2012, the year all of his fans (now an average of 10 years old) hit puberty and realize they are lesbians. By then Bieber himself will be [[Hookers & blow| doing blow with Miley Cyrus]] while they watch the next tween sensation destroy the rest of what they, [[Barack Obama]], [[wigger| Eminem]], and [[Osama Bin Laden]] started.
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| === The Kim Kardashian Controversial Story ===
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| [[2010|One day]], [[gay|Justin Bieber]] pretended that he was straight and tweeted that he was [[whore|Kim Kardashian]]'s boyfriend, apparently for the [[lulz]], or at least the [[gay sex|Justin Bieber equivalent to lulz]]. Nonetheless, this was a lie. The [[fat ass|biggest]] Justin Bieber [[sluts|fans]] decided to send [[nothing of value|death threats]] and [[fail|hate mail]] to [[whore|Kim]], resulting in a [[fucktard|big]] [[shit nobody cares about|story]]. This shows that [[retard|fans]] of Justin Beaver want nothing more than hot, wet [[pussy|lulz]], and that Justin Bieber's one and only true [[gay|love]] is [[Who|Christofer Drew Ingle.]] She is currently dating Selena Gomez, who was apparently so distressed over Nick Jonas's diabeetus spewing rage that she was scared into becoming a dyke.
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| [[File:Thetruthaboutjb.jpg|thumb|Alle heil der Prinz von Homosexuell! Sig Heil!]]
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| [[Last Thursday]], Justin was on a New Zealand TV show for an interview here he was asked "[[Lol wut|Bieber is German for Basketball. True or false?]]". While we wouldn’t expect Bieber to know this, [[Lie|we did expect him to know what the word German means]]. Maybe it was the Kiwi accent? But then Bieber looks at the host’s card and still doesn’t understand the word, saying “We don’t say that in [[Canada|America]].” Typical to assume that the host is wrong instead of admitting ignorance.
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| After the lulz at Bieber’s [[Retard|lack of knowledge]], JB claimed on Twitter that he thought the host said “Jewman”, although that doesn't explain [[lol|why he couldn’t read it on the cue card]]. This proves that Justin hates Jews, blacks and Germans, which makes him Super Hitler. In another twit post, Justin confirmed that he is a secret satanist and absolutely enjoys being penetrated by his mother's strap on dildo. She slowly slides in and out and makes him eat the chocolate.
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| ==Justin Bieber: The Movie==
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| [[File:Gaykissing.jpg|thumb|right|An actual screenshot from the movie.]]
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| In a recent interview with [[faggotry|Teen Vogue]] Jewstin Bieber announced that he demands a [[unwarranted self importance|movie of himself]] documenting his [[fail|rise to fame]].
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| {{quote|We’re trying to set up a movie for me in the near future - it’s going to be similar to the story of how I got discovered. Kinda like my own version of Brokeback Mountain.|'''Justin Bieber to his Jew Creed.'''}}
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| Sources close to Bieber confirm that the film will be released in individual ten-minute fragments, but the price to see the film will remain close to that of a full-length film. A fully 3D film, dubbed "My World 3.0," will feature 31 minutes of Bieber repeating the word "Baby" in [[shit|glorious]] 3D [[ugly|hotness]]. The [[unoriginal|totally original]] plot and story arc of the film is expected to be [[FAIL|a huge hit]].
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| ==Typical Bieber Fans==
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| File:Jumping Justine.jpg|One of her lezbo fangirls trying [[raep]] her. Not that anyone cared.
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| File:Steph a justin.png|The first thing they do when they open Photoshop. Now punch it!
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| File:Justin_Bieber_fangirl.jpg|It's like this all day long for his fangirls, only with music.
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| File:SELF-HARM-OVER-JUSTIN-BIEBER-O-justin-bieber-18132055-450-591.jpg|Typical batshit insane fangirl
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| File:DAS_Justin_Bieber_Holohoax.jpg|Some like him for his holocaust denials he has never said
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| ==Trolling Beliebers==
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| [[File:AsshurtBelieber.png|thumb|Typical [[Loli|belieber]] reaction to the [[Normal|Bieber Haters]].]]
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| [[File:Justin-bieber-sings-girl-scout-songs-in-the-1960s.jpg|thumb|Offer to help them complete their [[JB]] collection with this delightfully obscure release.]]
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| Beliebers are notoriously easy to troll. Justin Bieber has brainwashed [[99.9%|90%]] of the female [[tween]] market to make them think that he would do anything for his female fans, when in actuality he prefers Brazilian trannies. The following list provides some obvious ways to troll fans.
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| *Call him a rapper
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| *Say he uses autotune
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| *Say [http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/young-justin-bieber-fan-avalanna-routh-dies-brain-cancer-article-1.1168887 Avalanna Routh] was asking for it
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| *Tell them that @BieberLighters should have killed herself [[https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/229322795908206592]] better yet, send her mean tweets saying she should reconsider suicide
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| *Tell them he got 2nd place at [[Canada|Stratford]] Idol and if hes so perfect why not #1
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| *Praise drake bell for being a hero
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| *Say rebecca black sings better
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| *Use his nickname kidrauhl for maximum lulz
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| *Tell them his believe album still sounds girly. it does
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| *Take one of his excuses for songs and write a hateful song from it.
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| *Tell them that he doesn't know who they are and will never notice them.
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| *Tell them that his manager Scooter Braun really discovered him not on [[Youtube]] but [[fapping]] on [[Chatroulette]].
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| *Post a link to [[Last Measure]] and tell them it's an awesome Justin Bieber website.
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| *Tell his [[Retard|fans]] he's [[goodnight sweet prince|dead]].
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| *Tell his fans that he died from AIDS.
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| *Make a fag username that Bieber might use, tell them you're him and proceed to troll the fuck out of gullible loli.
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| *Tell them that Bieber had been castrated before puberty to prevent his voice from deepening.
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| *Tell them that the reason why he's so short and never hit puberty is because he has AIDS.
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| *Impersonate as one of his fangirls on chatrooms, and claim that the other fangirl is a poser and fake while insulting Justine Bieber.
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| *Tell any member(s) of his twelve year old girl fan-base that he's a confirmed homosexual. (enjoy mass an hero)
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| *[http://www.justinbieberzone.com/justin-bieber-chatz/ Hours worth of easy trolling here.] Warning, mods will get [[butthurt]] if you mention anything that they don't agree with and you will be [[banhammer|banished]].
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| *Keep unbanning yourself from Justin Bieber chats.
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| *Post this on a fan forum: "Last week Justin Bieber collapsed at a party, and had to have his stomach pumped. They extracted more than a gallon of semen, I swear to god it's true."
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| *Post this on a fan forum: "Last night Justine Beaver confirmed on her twitter account that she will have her first baby. She also said that she can't go to any concerts for a while due to her pregnancy. She also claims that Usher is the father. They have a wedding planned sometime in 2012. I swear to god it's true."
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| *Make sure to let them know that Bieber is actually a population control tool. What the young female fans don't realize is that they are subliminally sexually attracted to Bieber because of his feminine characteristics, his hair (styled like many women), his voice (sounds like a girl) and his clothes are something only a woman or a skater fag would pick out. THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP YOU WHITE KIDS FROM PROCREATING. This affects the young male as well, because now he thinks he must emulate Bieber in order to look attractive in the now lesbian female's eyes. Thus JB is turning an entire generation into gays and lesbians just like NSYNC did a decade ago.
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| *Tell them you're Justin Bieber's girlfriend [http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20027222-10391698.html]
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| *Link them to this page [http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Offended]
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| *[http://xat.com/justinbieber Here too.]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/JustinBieber#!/JustinBieber?v=app_2373072738 And here]
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| *[http://xat.com/Justinmileyjonas and here also] Actually one made by trolls for the sole purpose of trolling but should be worth some lulz.
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_CIHS81Vb0][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv8d-BGKg4s] Link them to these two videos
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| * Tell them their hero is married to herself.
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| * Tell them Justine Bieber is Jewish.
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| * Convince Them You're Justin Bieber and That You're Gay.
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| * Unfortunately, sites like [http://justinbieberfansite.blogspot.co.uk/ this one] don't revolve much around our beloved Justine. You may instead just want to try disgusting them with comments such as: '[[Pedophile|I like to anally rape little girls and watch them die slowly in a pool of blood, shit and cum, as I fuck them till I burst their little ovaries]]' If you do hear Justin mentioned, however, troll to your blackened heart's content.
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| * Try [http://thejustinbiebershrine.com/justin-bieber-chat-room] for best [[Trolling|trolling]]. The [[Kids|10 year olds]] you are likely to find here are completely naive to any form of trolling, and subtlety is not a requirement at all. Getting those [[Lulz|sweet, sweet angry responses]] is as easy as:
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| [[Spamming|-Ctrl C+ Enter
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| -Ctrl V + enter (repeat quickly and do many times)]] using comments like [[Srsly|'OMG RIP justin beiber died of AIDS!!1! Jewstin Beaver 2000-2012!']]
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| If there is a [[Faggot|mod]] online, this will get you [[B&|banned]] pretty quickly, but should get [[at least 100|at least 4-5]] '[[RAGE|STFU OMG!!11]]' [[Pussy|'Sum 1 ban him!!1']] comments. If you're lucky, you'll find a [[Troll|troll]] mod, who will keep [[Win|unbanning]] you so you can cause mass [[An hero|an hero]], and will give you the closest feeling to having friends [[You|you]] will ever be likely to have.
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| [[Also, cocks|Also, if]] one of the other [[Faggot|contributors]] sends you a [[ALL CAPS|caps locked]] or [[Fail|attempted]] sarcastic message telling you how [[Truth|you have no life or friends]], calmly point out the [[Irony|irony]] in a belieber telling somebody else they have no friends or life. If the target in question is [[Unrealistic Expectations|above the age of 12 and understands such concepts]], a [[Lulz|lulzworthy]] [[RAGE|response]] should ensue. Otherwise, enjoy the flood of '?'s and '[[wut|wht]]?'s and the following attempts to understand what you mean, which, given the [[Retarded|interesting]] nature of your average bieberfag's [[No|thinking skills]], may prove to be equally [[Lulzy|lulzy.]]
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| * Tell his fans [[Duh|he's not a true modern musician]], because he gets an orgasm from [[Moralfag|preaching about morals]] and 'inspirational' teen shit, hasn't been exposed as a [[Drugs|drug addict]], alcoholic or [[Michael Jackson|pedophile]] and doesn't own a zoo full of exotic animals. Then tell them that one of his fans, Mariah Yeater, in a rare example of [[Retard|intelligence]] (unheard of for a belieber) realized this and tried to start a 'pregnancy' scandal to get moar [[Attention Whore|attention]] for her Messiah. If this doesn't work, tell them that by disagreeing to the fact that Justin Bieber is fake, they are comparable to Mariah Yeater herself. [[RAGE|A lot of shit will the fan]]; you'll see why.
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| *A less obvious (but equally effective) way to troll his fans is to mistake him for a woman. If ever somebody were to mention good ol' JB in your presence, kindly remind the fan that her name is "Justine Bieber". For further trolling, question the sexuality of her fans, stating that they must all be [[Lesbian|lesbians]] for her. Also be sure to mention that Justine is bisexual, since she's had her tongue in [[whore|Kim Kardashian's]] cunt while taking big black cock from behind. This practice works equally well [[IRL| in real life]] as it does [[OTI|on the internet.]] Be warned though, as Justine's fans are reputed for their animosity, and will more than likely [[goatse|sodomize you with a broom handle]] for such comments. How to troll Justin Bieber fans in one link.
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| 1. Give a link to the [[Offended|Offended]] page here and claim it's a Justin bieber fan page.
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| 2. Shit talk and flood his chat room with offensive messages and you can add shock pictures too with it. (I recommend you add lemonparty, or even better, add tubgirl)
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| 3. ???
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| 4. PROFIT!!!
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| ===#BaldForBieber===
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| [[image:My music gave me Cancer.jpg|180px|right]]
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| :''See also: [[Cut4Bieber|#Cut4Bieber]]''
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| During [[Last Thursday|October 26th of 2012]], [[4chan]] organised possibly one of the greatest trolling incidents of the century. It seems like recently 4-chan have been up to something actually useful for once. The essence of this epic troll can be summed up with one image:
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| <center>[[File:Bald4BieberFag.jpg]]</center>
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| <br><s>[http://baldforbieber.com/old.php The website when the news was first shat from the arse from 4chan]</s>. [[Fangirls]] [[LOLWUT|creamed their pants as they took action from shaving their heads.]]
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| <br>[http://web.archive.org/web/20121027025414/http://baldforbieber.com/ The website] [[Successful Troll | after a few hours of false Beiber faggottry.]] As a result, [[4chan]] would frame [[9gag]] for this [[lulz|controversy]] and [[retards|people]] would actually believe it.
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| <center><youtube>yA9DX8aRZXc</youtube></center>
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| === Results of successful trolling ===
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| '''"[[RAGE|This is getting Fu*king old!!!!!! If like half of you dont even like @justinbieber then how come your watching his videos and searching for him all day and watching him? thats what i thought! SHUT THE FU*K UP IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM AND STOP FU*KING SEARCHING FOR HIM! you do know that the more you fu*king search him the more famous he gets, so technically your helping him get his fame and e where he is today! so i should really be saying thank you to all the fu*king fags who dont like Justin Bieber! HELL NO!! Your the ones that are searching him all day then taking whatever you find and turning it into some kind of... i dont know, something... and its annoying! now your probably like 'well you and a bunch of other people search him too, why isnt that a problem?' BECAUSE WERE FU*KING FANS! we have the right to!]]we dont take everything we find and make fun of it and talk sh*t about it! when he cries... we, us #belieber s cry... you [[irony|fags]] just point your [[hypocrisy|scrony little fingers]] and laugh! when he gets hurt... [[butthurt|we, THE BELIEBERS feel bad]]and what do you guys do? [[ALL CAPS|POINT AND LAUGH]]!!![[logic| i would like to see everyone of you that doesnt support Justin do better! i would like to see you become as famous as he is and have as many girls OR guys druling over you! i would like to see you make it at least a week without letting the fame get to your head! and i bet you, even if ANY of you tried to do atleast the first 3, you all would fail! and let me tell you, you would have most likly (unless their family ...maybe)NO BELIEBERS on your side supporting you because you didnt support who we like and care about! you talked sh*t about him!]] and if you say 'i dont care if any 'beliebers' arent on my side!' let me just refresh your memory... [[Lol Wut|THE BELIEBERS ARE MORE THAN HALF THE FU*KING WORLD DUMBSH*T!!!!!!!!!!]]" ''' --[[Loli|@ItsCheyCheyBaby]]
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| === Unbanning yourself from Justin Bieber chats ===
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| To unban yourself from Justin Bieber chats, right click on chat window, select settings, click on folder, move the slider to the left, confirm, then reset your modem or use proxy. Happy trolling!
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| Defy the Banhammer:
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| *1. Follow above instructions.
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| *2. Use a proxy, make sure the IP is unique to previous bans.
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| *3. For XP/Vista/Win7: Go to %Appdata%\Macromedia\Flash Player\macromedia.com\support\flashplayer\sys\#www.xatech.com
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| *4. Two options: Delete this folder, or open the file in notepad and add this onto the end.
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| *<nowiki> @Y</nowiki>
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| (Copy line) then save.
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| Should resemble:
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| ¿ NTCSO � �www.xatech.com/settings �allow� �always� �klimit @Y
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| *5. It may be a good idea to clear browser history too.
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| *6. Reconnect. If everything works right, this will get you back into the JB chat. It can even get past being "banished"
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| *7. Recount undermining the banhammer for lulz. If banned, repeat.
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| *8. Requires a bit of persistence.
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| ==Controversy==
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| [[Some argue]] that this is just another cynical, lame marketing ploy by the money grubbing Jews who run the [[RIAA|music business]] to [[hooker|sell sex]] to [[underage b&|underage]] girls and that the [[porn|overt sexuality]] in Bieber's 'music', videos and carefully crafted image is totally inappropriate for impressionable teens who shouldn't be thinking about stuff like [[none|Canada's History]] until they at least reach [[puberty]]. Meanwhile, [[black people]] are butthurt that [[white people]] are perpetuating the rape of their [[crips|cultural heritage]] as they've been doing since [[Elvis Presley]]. That is to say, [[Crunkcore|no worse]] than anything else [[chav|white]] [[wigger|people]] [[Eminem|do]] anyway. Other than the [[fact]] that Justin Beaver pretends to have a penis in his videos, and does a very good job at it.
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| PS: He is the most faggot person ever existed, and he should die in the black flames of anti-fag hell.. just sayin'.
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| <center>'''Justin: totally not selling sex to kids.'''</center>
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| <youtube>kffacxfA7G4</youtube>
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| |<youtube>6LFOgcDK4HY</youtube>}}
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| |color=#000000}}</center>
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| == Justin Bieber Trolling ==
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| <center>'''Totally [[not_gay|LOL]]'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>ldMi-J7OocM</youtube></center>
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| === Justin Bieber gets hit by a water bottle ===
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| <center><youtube>0e50vqY7Szo</youtube></center>
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| [[Anonymous]] bought a ticket to [[Transgender|her]] [[Cunt|concert]] and threw a [[Cock|water bottle]] as a [[shit nobody cares about|point of disgust]]. It should have been a grenade.
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| In which case, please point to the video below.
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| <center><youtube>S8yJaukHcwQ</youtube></center>
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| [[File:JB... Cunt!.jpg|border|right|190px]]
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| === JB is a cunt ===
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| On 18 March 2010, Justin Beaver visited London, only to find a huge crowd of retarded [[Fantards|fangirls]] waiting for him. Somewhere in this crowd was this [[Facepunch]] forum member [http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=910580] waiting eagerly to see Justin. On a piece of paper he wrote ''Justin... Cunt!'', to piss Justin off. He showed him this paper, but got no response at first. Eventually Justin saw it, and since he agrees on being a cunt, he signed it. But the [[Fantards|fangirls]] saw this too. Massive butthurt was caused, since many of them didn't get his sexy autograph, and the guy had to run since the prepubescent girls wanted to hurt him. In the event he has injured his hand. In this video, you can see the paper being signed in the beginning. Notice the huge amount of pissed girls when he was leaving at the end of the video.
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| <center><youtube>hLc3AvFOO6A</youtube></center>
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| <center>'''Pause at 0:19 for a good shot.'''</center>
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| <center>It should be noted that Justine is reading off a screen in this "free style"</center>
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| {{Squote|ATL baby is where i reside
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| I'm a young white rapper and I don't get high
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| Teenage boys is what i really like
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| and im still a young boy but im still so fly
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| |Justine Bieber being a fucking dumbass rapper|color=silver|size=360%}}
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| === BREAKING NEWS - JUSTIN BIEBER IS A PEDOPHILE!!!! ===
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| <center><youtube>Rc3jMoFJrBQ</youtube></center>
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| === JUSTINE IS A DADDY?! NO FUCKING WAY ===
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| {{天
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| <big><b><font color="#F00">Special News Bulletin:</font></b></big>
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| <font color="#FFFFFF">WHAA? JUSTIN GOT MOLESTED BY [[shotacat|AN OLDER FAN]] AND SHE NAO [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3913630/Girl-Justin-Bieber-IS-my-kids-dad.html DEMANDS THAT HE PAYS CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE BABY THAT COULD BE HIS]? WHAT'S THIS, THE MAURY SHOW?</font></div>
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| {{main|Mariah Yeater}}
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| Recently a [[shit nobody cares about|scandal]] broke out when a [[pedo]], cleverly disguised as one of Justine's fans, claimed that [[100_years_ago|last summer]] [[dyke|Bieber]] met up with her in the backstage toilet (lol George Michael) during one of his [[cunt|concerts]] and there made [[buttsex|violent dirty little no nos]] that no [[permavirgin|devout christian]] would ever do without the [[Pedobear|Pope]]'s sacred seal of approval-- which reportedly [[OH WOW|lasted exactly 30 seconds]]. Now the MySpace mugger is [[bullshit|"''pursuing a modest and rightful claim''"]] by accusing [[rich|poor]] Bieber that her child is indeed <s>her</s> his spawn and that he'll have to pay for child support [[OH NOES|'''OR ELSE''']] in a [[DO_IT_FAGGOT|very modest manner]]. The very thought that Justin successfully [[secks|procreated]] is [[impossible]] because that would mean that:
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| *Justin Bieber reached [[puberty]].
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| *Justin Bieber [[no|has a penis]].
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| *Justin is [[bullshit|NOT a lesbian in hiding]].
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| *If Bieber could get laid then so can [[you]], which is [[forever alone|also impossible]].
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| *At one point in his life, Justin Bieber got some pussy, whilst [[you]] still haven't. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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| {{clear}}
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| {{tinyquote|''All the rumors...the gossip....Im gonna focus on the positives....the music,"|Bieber|surpisingly not giving a fuck.}}
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| {{tinyquote|''I would just like to say basically that none of those allegations are true. I know that I'm going to be a target but I'm never going to be a victim."|Justin Bieber|ever the drama queen.}}
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| {{tinyquote|''I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them."|OH TEH IRONY}}
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| {{tinyquote|''Im trying to help give back. nothing will stop me from that focus. NOTHING. So Im going to ignore the rumors . . . and focus on what is real. an opportunity to help by doing what i love. Judge me on the music! Love yall."|Especially not that crazy hoe that insists that I'm her ''baby oooohs'' daddy over there.}}
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| Of course, this [[U MAD|enraged]] Bieber's personal army of fangirls ([[hypocrites|who didn't get the chance to pork him themselves]]) for having their idol's [[gay|squeaky clean]] image smashed by a 20 year old something who seems to be pretty cool about the possibility of going to prison for [[rape|deflowering]] Justin's [[shota|tender]] [[beaver]] at such a young age. They acted [[BAWWW|surprisingly mature]] at the situation and demanded direct [[bullshit|explainations]] from the pedo in question in a [[over 9000|very]] [[rage|calm]] and [[batshit|polite]] [[insane|manner]]. They also requested that Yeater should fuck off and die for being such a [[successful troll|wonderful person]].
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| {{clear}}
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| <center>{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;|I could kill this bitch, really she messes with my baby!!! SHE IS SOOO DEAD.|Brace yourselves. This is only gonna get [[lame|worse.]]|Don't mess with the Beliebers and don't make us go REALLY protective over Justin Bieber! Marian Yeater, really leave him alone, we don't want you ... She is such a slut. FUCK her ... She is just a whore.|LEAVE JUSTINE ALONE! SHE'S ONLY HUMAN!!|GO AWAY BEFORE MILLIONS OF BELIEBERS KILL YOU ... WAYS TO GET ME MAD? Tell the world you're pregnant off Justin Bieber and I'll go for you.|STAY AWAY FROM MY BIEBER! HE'S MINE MINE MINE!!|We all have our little fantasies and dreams about having Justin's babies but you just need help. Sincerely, Beliebers.|Quote taken from a self-entitled "True Belieber", also known as a fucking loser.|Dear Mariah Yeater, Roses are red, violets are blue, stay away from Bieber or Beliebers will kill you.|Bieber fans wuv recycling their own stupid threats.|Mariah Yeater is pregnant with Justin Bieber's child. Also Barack Obama is white and Michael Jackson is still alive living on a unicorn farm|You forgot that [[Elvis|The King]] has never died and is nao comfortably living in his private island.|Mariah Yeater blames Justin Bieber cause she's pregnant. Hoe. BITCH. Moneywhore. Slut. GO DIE BITCH.|When a Belieber discovers the dictionary.|Mariah Yeater if u keep saying that things 13 million beliebers and selena will kill u so better stop ;)|WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE|Dear Mariah Yeater, If karma doesn't hit you, I will.|I broke 33 pencils. COME AT ME SIS.|No one deserves hate.... but I guess Mariah Yeater is the only exception.|Bieber fans have [[batshit|exceptional]] standards.|I don't get it. why would bieber cheat on selena for this slut! Look how in love they are! ... AWWW What a bitch!!!!!1111|Beliebers can't do maths either.}}</center>
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| {{clear}}
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| Bieber fans (or [[13_year_olds|Beliebers]]) are also considering [http://www.justinbieberzone.com/2011/11/will-you-fans-forgive-justin-bieber-if-the-baby-daddy-claims-are-true/ if they should forgive Justin] if all of this [[lulz|chaos]] turns out to be true. But ONLY [[lolwut|if it's proven to be false]].
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| {{tinyquote|''Yea I will forgive him. Because at the end of the story, a true belieber will always have his back. And look after him. If you don’t forgive him that mean that you never love, and you was never a true fan. Because he’s also human and he can makes mistakes. But thank god is not true.."|Someone need a better hobby. And a real religion.}}
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| One thing is for sure. If Bieber does in fact [[impossible|turn out to be the father of the child]], considering how much the [[christian|boring twat]] preached about how sex before marriage is totally [[gay|not cool]] in every one of his concerts, Justine's [[trolls|dectractors]] will have a [[party hard|field trip]] with these events and will definitely go all medieval on her sparkly [[transgender]] ass. Too bad this will definitely [[pool's closed|not be for realz]], considering [[whore|Yeater]]'s claims sound too much like a summary of a typical JustinxOC fanfic. And that [http://www.bellenews.com/2011/11/05/entertainment/mariah-yeater-already-made-paternity-claim-against-a-ex-boyfriend-last-year/ she already tried to do the same gig with her ex-boyfriend] and [[lol|got bitchslapped]] for her efforts. Chances that this story is the real deal are [[None|0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%]]. Unfortunately.
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| {{clear}}
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| ===Justine's failed trolling===
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| [[File:Biebertwittercry.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|Bieber resorted to crying to his fans :( ]]
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| During October, Bieber decided she wanted even [[moar]] girls to view her upcoming music video with [[Nicki Minaj]]. Due to her fanbase already at its highest, Bieber decided she must resort to more evil doing in order to gain even more video hits!!! *gasp*. Bieber with her team of Jewish eggheads and serial rapists, decided the only way he could get moar views, was to make people think they're WEREN'T going to be listening to 3 and a half minutes of audio buttsecks.
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| Bieber decided to pretend that he had his personal computer stolen, and even made her fans believe this by posting about it [[cunt| himself]]. Causing major butthurt in the Belieber fan base and media frenzy, Bieber sat in his fancy chair with a big ol' grin on his face. HOWEVER, much to the backfire of Bieber's trickery, other trolls decided to use this opportunity to spread around an alleged 'NOODZ' pic of Bieber.
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| [[File:Pedobeardoeswant.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Don't even think about it...]]
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| Bieber was surely saddened by this, as she had now dug herself into a ditch :( Meanwhile, in the city of fangirls, major flood warnings were issued due and sales in cucumbers skyrocketed. Bieber's dumb attempt at trolling had surely [[HA!_HA!_Guy|backfired on him]] and now people thought they were getting a load of Bieber peen. However, simple observational science will show you that Bieber clearly lacks a penis, how insensitive.
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| '''SPOILER ALERT!'''
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| Using a fake account, Justine pretended to be the person who allegedly stole his computer (original much), and posted numerous tweets threatening to expose Bieber. Amazingly, no-one thought to track the IP address, so huh. Anywayz, the 'thief' (Justine) threatened to post an exposing video of Bieber, which everyone assumed to be porn, tst tst. Moms across the globe became enraged at the thought of their darling ten year old daughters getting an eyeful of wang, but soon became lured to the wang of the almighty lesbian themselves.
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| The whole fiasco ended up being a imbecilic way for Justine to promote her shit music video, much to the disappointment of the Belieber fanbase, who just continued sucking off their Bieber blow up dolls with tears rolling down their face. Bieber gained nothing except potential embarrassment from the whole scenario, so no profit was earned.
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| ==Baby baby song stolen from [[Azn|Asians]]==
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| <youtube>g4HSdre3Vlg</youtube>
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| Given to us by a [[weeaboo]] informer wearing a raincoat and chainsmoking in a garage.
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| == [[WIN|Death of Justin Bieber]] ==
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| On July 4th [[2010]] [[gay|Justin Bieber]] died in an horrific car accident while driving ''stoned and drunk'' on tour in Texas. Thanks to [[Anon]] [[fag|anyone]] attempting to view a Justine Bieber vidya on YouTube was informed that Justine had died and they should check [[CNN]] for details. In addition, [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3041999/Porn-hackers-target-Justin-Bieber.html Biebians were also redirected to pr0n sites] and advised to [[delete System32]] to deal with their grief. The Twitterverse [http://twitpic.com/22dhw6 went nuts] and Justine's ghost was forced to [http://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/17358529906 deny] the [[truth|rumour]] [http://sunbeltblog.blogspot.com/2010/07/youtube-xss-attack-becomes-panic-in-sky.html].
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| It didn't take long for Justine to die again, this time dying of [[chlamydia]] after attending an homosexual tween orgy.
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| After [[zombie|rising from the dead]] shortly afterwards, [http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/justin-bieber-dies-of-heat-stroke-in-los-angeles-heatwave he died again] in late September 2010 during a 113º heatwave in [[helLA]] when his mother left him in the car without the windows cracked when she went shopping. And after rising yet again in 2012, Justin went for a stroll and got killed by David Caruso's team simply for being a massive faggot.
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| <center><youtube>Oc-oVikA2WU</youtube></center>
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Bieber_blaze_of_glory.gif|Mother Fucking Owned Faggot
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| File:Justin bieber gets capped yo.gif|A glimpse of the [[pretty cool guy]] who shot the faggot.
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| File:Bieberstreaking.jpg|Even [[Faux News|the news]] mistake him for a girl.
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| File:Justin Bieber visits animal shelter.jpg
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| File:PeopleMagazineBieber.jpg|Looking totally [[Gay|straight]] and [[Autism|intelligent]] there Justin.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Justin_Bieber_30_years_later.jpg
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| File:Justine_beaver.jpg|Lesbo chicks dig Justine.
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| File:Justin-bieber-usher.jpg|She finally found herself a man. Too bad it's a [[nigger]].
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| File:Bieber Lover.jpg|u jelly ladies?
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| File:Justin Beiber is.jpg|Even [[Google]] thinks Justine is an ugly, stupid, girly gay baby.
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| File:Justin princess.jpg
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| File:JustinBnigger.jpg|If Justin Bieber was a [[nigger]]
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| File:Justin Beaver.jpg|Heeere's Justin!
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| File:bieberfans.jpg|Justin and his fans. Look how [[sad|happy]] they are for being at the presence of their messiah.
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| File:1283862221704.jpg|A leaked photo of Justine who's about to comb her god awful hair.
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|Justin says you were [[raped]] for a [[asking for it|reason]]!
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| File:Bieber meat.jpg
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| File:Justin Beiber Diaper Baby.jpg|All grown up yet ''still'' adorable.
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| File:Acne_-_Captions_-_Justin_Bieber.jpg
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Bed_Sheets.jpg
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Kurt_Cobain_-_01.jpg
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Kurt_Cobain_-_02.jpg
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Blue_Man_Group.jpg
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Castrated.jpg
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Disable_Puberty.jpg
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| File:Religion_-_How_Prayer_Works_-_Justin_Bieber.jpg
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Shut_Up.jpg
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| File:Justinbieber_tattoo.png|Justin Bieber - [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-illegally-tattooed-ink-artist-article-1.1307127 Tattooing Without A License]
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| File:Justin Bieber Mugshot.jpg|Clearly anticipating his meeting with [[Bubba]]
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| File:Bieber in Bad Girls Club.jpg|
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| File:Justin Bieber Arrest Report Page 1.jpg
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| File:Justin Bieber Arrest Report Page 3.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Almost rapped]]
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| *[[Beastie Boys]]
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| *[[Bieberisafag]]
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| *[[Bill Kaulitz]]
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| *[[Britney Spears]]
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| *[[cut4bieber]]
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| *[[Eminem]]
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| *[[EricDouglace]]
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| *[[Faggot]]
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| *[[Greyson Chance]]
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| *[[Internet Celebrity]]
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| *[[Jared Milton]]
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| *[[Jonas Brothers]]
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| *[[Copypasta/Archive 12#Justin Bieber: A boy forever|Justin Bieber: A boy forever]]
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| *[[Mandaswaggie]]
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| *[[Mariah Yeater]] [[No|"He's my babydaddy!"]]
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| *[[Miley Cyrus]]
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| *[[Penis|NeverShoutNever!]]
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| *[[SEND JUSTIN BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA]] (fgt won't go cuz [[Justin Bieber Hates Koreans]])
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| *[[Ytask]]
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| ==Don't EVAR See==
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| *[[Justin.tv]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/fuckjustinbieber9262 get some fappable videos for trolling groups in the favorites section]
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| *[http://www.youporn.com posting clips of content found here in the video response section of justin bieber baby causes his male fans to jizz uncontrollably and his female fans to have an overwhelming urge to finger themselves]
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| *[http://www.justinbieberfanfiction.com/viewstory.php/?chapter=1&sid=15836 A true account of Justin Bieber's last date with Selena Gomez]
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| *[http://bieberhood.com/ Fan Site]
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| **[http://bieberhood.com/post/Justin-Bieber-With-His-Shirt-Off.aspx Justin with his shirt off]
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| **[http://bieberhood.com/page/Live-Chat.aspx Chat Room]
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| *[http://twitter.com/JUSTInBieber OMG] ON [[Twitter|TWITTER]]!! <3
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/kidrauhl OMG] ON [[YouTube|YOUTUBE]]!! <3
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/justinbieber OMG] ON YOUTUBE AGAIN!! <3
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/justinbieber OMG] ON [[MySpace|MYSPACE]]!! <3
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/JustinBieber OMG] ON [[Facebook|FACEBOOK]]!! <3
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| *[http://www.justinbieberzone.com/ Fansite]
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| *[http://www.justinbieberzone.com/justin-bieber-chatz/ Chat room]
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| *[http://www.lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com Lesbians that look like Justin Bieber]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lesbians-Who-Look-Like-Justin-Bieber/373851624957 Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber Facebook]
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| *[http://scooterbraun.com/rbmg/rbmg-artist/justins-bio/ Justine's Bio at manager Scooter Braun's site]
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| *[http://twitter.com/ScooterBraun Scooter's twitter] where you can see [[NAMBLA|man/boy]] love in 140 characters or less
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| *[http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/06/justin-bieber-kicked-out-of-movie-theater-because-its-not-chuck-e-cheese.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Justine gets kicked underage b& from an r-rated movie, then complains cause it's not Chuck E Cheese.]
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| *[http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber How many Justine Biebers could you take in a fight?]
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| *[http://justinbieber.org/justin-bieber-chat/yet another fan chat. STILL FRESH!!!11]
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| *[http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/27/justin-bieber-attempts-daring-segway-escape-from-mob-of-screamin/ Engadget shows its support for faggotry]
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