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Kailyn met Matt, her now-husband, in fall of 2011 on Plenty of Fish. Their relationship is beautifully described by Matt as "she's exactly like me, except a girl, hurhurhur." The two were soon engaged and claimed they wouldn't be married [[for at least a year | Kailyn met Matt, her now-husband, in fall of 2011 on Plenty of Fish. Their relationship is beautifully described by Matt as "she's exactly like me, except a girl, hurhurhur." The two were soon engaged and claimed they wouldn't be married [[lies|for at least a year]]. Good idea, since they barely knew each other! But wedding bells rang only a few months later on April 13, 2012. Kailyn and Matt were married at the courthouse, without family or friends. | ||
Matt works part-time at Walmart and [[has been saving up money | Matt works part-time at Walmart and [[lies|has been saving up money]] to get an apartment with Kai. It might take another few years, but it's certain to happen [[never|some day]]. | ||
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Revision as of 19:29, 22 February 2014
"ForeverKailyn" Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes (or KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn and other associated names) is a 23 year old self proclaimed Youtube Beauty Guru, Socialite and Makeup Artist from Bowie, Maryland.
To the rest of the world, she is a fabulous source of entertainment, endless scandals and drama. She has had multiple sites dedicated to her, her trolls and her numerous scandals.
In addition to being homeschooled and heavily sheltered by her dipshit Mother, it is speculated that Queen Kai suffers with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but claims to not be disabled. However, her lack of basic social skills, reasoning skills and lack of common sense say otherwise.
Those Good Ol' Kai Days: KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations
Kailyn started out on YouTube in 2007, during the glory days of the YouTube beauty community. With a twinkle in her MAC-decorated eye, she appeared with her beautiful mullet cut and first face routine video.
Scandalous Kai
Kailyn is known for her many scandals, averaging at least one big one a year. When Kailyn gets caught, she rage-deletes her social media accounts, YouTube channels...only to come crawling back a few months later.
Camming Days
No Job, Ever
Pink Wednesday
True Love
David
Matt (Husband)
Kailyn met Matt, her now-husband, in fall of 2011 on Plenty of Fish. Their relationship is beautifully described by Matt as "she's exactly like me, except a girl, hurhurhur." The two were soon engaged and claimed they wouldn't be married for at least a year. Good idea, since they barely knew each other! But wedding bells rang only a few months later on April 13, 2012. Kailyn and Matt were married at the courthouse, without family or friends.
Matt works part-time at Walmart and has been saving up money to get an apartment with Kai. It might take another few years, but it's certain to happen some day.
Married Life
Kai continues to live with her mother in Bowie, Maryland while Matt lives with his parents and sister in Leonardtown. He does his duty and drives down to see Kai once a month, treats her to Red Robin, and she stays over at his parents' place for a few days before he dumps her back at her mom's shanty.
In late 2013, Kailyn realized that it's not normal for a married couple to live over an hour apart because it shows how little they actually care about each other. She has since been pretending that Matt has moved in with her, despite the fact that his clothes, games, or presence have yet to be seen.
Kai plans to take Matt's name...one day. Until then, she usually goes by "Kailyn Wilcher", or "Kailyn Hughes" when she's feeling particularly married.
Pregnancy
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