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[[File:Foreverkailyn.jpg |200px|thumb| | [[File:Foreverkailyn.jpg |200px|thumb|right|Hello Every-juaaan!]] '''"ForeverKailyn" Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes''' (or KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn and other associated names) is a 23-year-old self-proclaimed [[fail|YouTube Beauty Guru, Socialite and Makeup Artist]] from Bowie, Maryland. | ||
To [[internet stalking|the rest of the world]], she is a fabulous source of entertainment, endless scandals and drama. She has had multiple sites dedicated to her, her trolls and her numerous scandals. | To [[internet stalking|the rest of the world]], she is a fabulous source of entertainment, endless scandals and drama. She has had multiple sites dedicated to her, her trolls and her numerous scandals. | ||
In addition to being "home-schooled" and heavily sheltered by her dipshit mother, it is speculated that Queen Kai suffers from [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]], but claims to not be disabled. However, her lack of basic social skills, reasoning skills and lack of common sense say otherwise. | In addition to being "home-schooled" and heavily sheltered by her dipshit mother, it is speculated that Queen Kai suffers from [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]], but claims to not be disabled. However, her lack of basic social skills, reasoning skills and lack of common sense say otherwise. | ||
Currently, Kailyn is in hibernation, hiding from the blow-up over her most recent scandal. | |||
== Those Good Ol' Kai Days: KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations == | == Those Good Ol' Kai Days: KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations == | ||
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=== Weight Gain === | === Weight Gain === | ||
=== Police Record === | |||
(Please use "A." as the name for the victim, and black out the rest of her name on screencaps.) | |||
== Relationships == | == Relationships == | ||
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(Lisa washing Kai's hair, because shampoo gets in her eyes.) | (Lisa washing Kai's hair, because shampoo gets in her eyes.) | ||
=== Friends === | |||
Besides [[You Don't Have Any Friends|superficial friendships]] with fellow makeup hoarders, Kai has mentioned only a handful of real life friends by name, most of whom she claims have turned on her. | |||
=== David (Boyfriend of 5 years) === | === David (Boyfriend of 5 years) === | ||
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==== Pregnancy ==== | ==== Pregnancy ==== | ||
Despite voicing countless times that she would be waiting until her late 20s to have children, Kailyn got knocked up twice in 2013. | |||
(begging for gifts, obvious preference for a girl, eating habits/health, spending tons of money on useless makeup instead of the baby, multiple registries, the fake 2nd shower the church ladies were going to throw her) | |||
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[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 20:23, 22 February 2014
"ForeverKailyn" Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes (or KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn and other associated names) is a 23-year-old self-proclaimed YouTube Beauty Guru, Socialite and Makeup Artist from Bowie, Maryland.
To the rest of the world, she is a fabulous source of entertainment, endless scandals and drama. She has had multiple sites dedicated to her, her trolls and her numerous scandals.
In addition to being "home-schooled" and heavily sheltered by her dipshit mother, it is speculated that Queen Kai suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but claims to not be disabled. However, her lack of basic social skills, reasoning skills and lack of common sense say otherwise.
Currently, Kailyn is in hibernation, hiding from the blow-up over her most recent scandal.
Those Good Ol' Kai Days: KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations
Kailyn started out on YouTube in 2007, during the glory days of the YouTube beauty community. With a twinkle in her MAC-decorated eye, she appeared with her beautiful mullet cut and first face routine video.
Scandalous Kai
Kailyn is known for her many scandals, averaging at least one big one a year. When Kailyn gets caught, she rage-deletes her social media accounts, YouTube channels...only to come crawling back a few months later.
Promiscuity
Naked photos were leaked when Kai sold her cellphone in 2008, having forgotten to delete the explicit photos before sending it to the buyer.
Camwhoring
(camming for money, the pot pie incident, discovery)
Cheating on Her Boyfriend
(her OKCupid account, looking for girls on Craigslist)
Jobless
Kailyn took a 40 hour makeup course in 2008, earning her a license of Makeup Artist. What was intended as an intro course to further education has become the entire foundation of her makeup abilities.
When asked about her income, Kai has claimed to sell Scentsy and Avon, as well as having worked as a shampoo girl in a salon. She now claims to get her money from YouTube ad revenue, birthday money and Christmas money.
(more about Kailyn's job search here, as well as becoming a stay at home mother forever)
Pink Wednesday
Weight Gain
Police Record
(Please use "A." as the name for the victim, and black out the rest of her name on screencaps.)
Relationships
Parents
Kailyn's parents are separated, but not divorced. Papa Wilcher works a government job and sends money to support Kailyn and her mother.
Kailyn's mom, Lisa WIlcher, runs a hair salon in her basement and "works" two days a week. She and Kai live a stress-free, job-free life subsidized by Papa Wilcher. While Kailyn says that she and her mother are close, like "best friends", this just seems to mean that her mother pays for everything, watches TV with her, washes her hair, cooks sweet and sour canned chicken for her, gives her rides to go shopping, and occasionally ghostwrites for Kai to get her out of trouble. They eat their food off paper plates.
(Lisa washing Kai's hair, because shampoo gets in her eyes.)
Friends
Besides superficial friendships with fellow makeup hoarders, Kai has mentioned only a handful of real life friends by name, most of whom she claims have turned on her.
David (Boyfriend of 5 years)
(Abortion, three-some, break-up)
Matt (Husband)
Kailyn met Matt, her now-husband, in fall of 2011 on Plenty of Fish. Their relationship is beautifully described by Matt as "she's exactly like me, except a girl, hurhurhur." Having found true love, the two were soon engaged and would be married at least a year later. Good idea, since they barely knew each other. But wedding bells rang on April 13, 2012, just months after the engagement. Kailyn and Matt were married at the courthouse, without family or friends.
Matt works part-time at Walmart and has been saving up money to get an apartment with Kai. It might take another few years, but it's certain to happen some day.
Married Life
Kai continues to live with her mother in Bowie, Maryland while Matt lives with his parents and sister in Leonardtown. He does his duty and drives down to see Kai once a month, treats her to Red Robin, and she stays over at his parents' place for a few days before he dumps her back at her mom's shanty.
In late 2013, Kailyn realized that it's not normal for a married couple to live over an hour apart because it shows how little they actually care about each other. She has since been pretending that Matt has moved in with her, despite the fact that his clothes, games, or presence have yet to be seen.
Kai plans to take Matt's name...one day. Until then, she usually goes by "Kailyn Wilcher", or "Kailyn Hughes" when she's feeling particularly married.
Pregnancy
Despite voicing countless times that she would be waiting until her late 20s to have children, Kailyn got knocked up twice in 2013.
(begging for gifts, obvious preference for a girl, eating habits/health, spending tons of money on useless makeup instead of the baby, multiple registries, the fake 2nd shower the church ladies were going to throw her)
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