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[[image:Moot in space.jpg|thumb|right|124px]]
[[image:Moot in space.jpg|thumb|right|124px]]
*[[Operation AstroMoot]] is conceived by /b/tards to send moot to space camp via a contest.
*[[Operation AstroMoot]] is conceived by /b/tards to send moot to space camp via a contest.
**It succeeds in both the UK and US contests, but Axe/Lynx disqualifies him in a display of ultra e-faggotry.
:It succeeds in both the UK and US contests, but Axe/Lynx disqualifies him in a display of ultra e-faggotry.


*[[Aaron Swartz]] [[An hero|becomes an true Amurikan hero]]
*[[Aaron Swartz]] [[An hero|becomes an true Amurikan hero]]
** [[Reddit|LE ALWAYS REMEMBER LE]]
:[[Reddit|LE ALWAYS REMEMBER LE]]


*[[Cut4Bieber|Girls cut themselves]] over [[Justin Bieber]]'s transition from faggotry into normality, [[9fag]] is to blame
*[[Cut4Bieber|Girls cut themselves]] over [[Justin Bieber]]'s transition from faggotry into normality, [[9fag]] is to blame
** [[Evolution|CHARLES DARWIN FTW]]
:[[Evolution|CHARLES DARWIN FTW]]


*[[Giovanna Plowman]] sucks a tampon on a YT video, gains e-fame.
*[[Giovanna Plowman]] sucks a tampon on a YT video, gains e-fame.
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===February===
===February===
* [[Chris Dorner]] becomes Chocolate Rambo and kills the [[White Trash]] Legion
* [[Chris Dorner]] becomes Chocolate Rambo and kills the [[White Trash]] Legion
** From nigger cop to nigger [[hero]]
:From nigger cop to nigger [[hero]]


===March===
===March===
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*[[Weev]] goes to jail for 41 months
*[[Weev]] goes to jail for 41 months
*[[TJ Lane]] goes to trial wearing a "Killer" t-shirt, is sentenced.
*[[TJ Lane]] goes to trial wearing a "Killer" t-shirt, is sentenced.
**"The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you." - TJ Lane
:"The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you." - TJ Lane


===April===
===April===
*[[s4s/|/s4s/]] is created as a joke board on 4chan, but is kept around as a board for funposting/ironic shitposting.
*[[s4s/|/s4s/]] is created as a joke board on 4chan, but is kept around as a board for funposting/ironic shitposting.
**4chan would never be the same.
:4chan would never be the same.
*[[North Korea]] starts sum lulz to [[America]] and [[World War III]] might start. Aye aye aye.
*[[North Korea]] starts sum lulz to [[America]] and [[World War III]] might start. Aye aye aye.


*DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
*DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
**HASHTAG [[Margaret Thatcher]]
:HASHTAG [[Margaret Thatcher]]


*The [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], probably done by [[North Korea]] or a nigger.
*The [[Boston Marathon Bombing]], probably done by [[North Korea]] or a nigger.
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[[File:Original kek thread.png|thumb|right|78px]]
*First [[Topkek]] thread is started on /s4s/. Mods intervene, bump limit is removed, OC flourishes, and a meme is born.
*First [[Topkek]] thread is started on /s4s/. Mods intervene, bump limit is removed, OC flourishes, and a meme is born.
**"could this be the birth of an ebin [[yes|new meme]]?" - s4s
:"could this be the birth of an ebin [[yes|new meme]]?" - s4s


===June===
===June===
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===October===
===October===
*On October 1 the U.S. Government started a "[[2013 US Government Shutdown|Shut Down]]" which is what happens when congress forces federal government employees to forcibly go on strike just so congress can prove how big their penis is.
*On October 1 the U.S. Government started a "[[2013 US Government Shutdown|Shut Down]]" which is what happens when congress forces federal government employees to forcibly go on strike just so congress can prove how big their penis is.
*[[Healthcare.gov]] is launched; Crashes and burns.
*[[Healthcare.gov]] is launched; Crashes and burns.
*October 2 Op Wreckingball managed to put Miley Cyrus in the news as being the victim of an elaborate hoax.  In response she tweeted "I am the happiest girl in the world".
*October 2 Op Wreckingball managed to put Miley Cyrus in the news as being the victim of an elaborate hoax.  In response she tweeted "I am the happiest girl in the world".
**In response to Op Wreckingball Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to "put your clothes on"
:In response to Op Wreckingball Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to "put your clothes on"


*The [[Americunt]] government continued to hold hearings into the NSA and its controversial use of data mining, including tracking people IRL by their use of their cell phone.  In response the NSA said "We don't do that in America, the FBI does".  The NSA then denied running a fake social networking site for the purpose of tracking everyones friends.  [[Some argue]] that the FBI must be running that one too.
*The [[Americunt]] government continued to hold hearings into the NSA and its controversial use of data mining, including tracking people IRL by their use of their cell phone.  In response the NSA said "We don't do that in America, the FBI does".  The NSA then denied running a fake social networking site for the purpose of tracking everyones friends.  [[Some argue]] that the FBI must be running that one too.


*After being convicted of war crimes it was decided that Charles Taylor would serve out his 50 year prison sentence for the murder of 220,000 people in the United Kingdom.
*After being convicted of war crimes it was decided that Charles Taylor would serve out his 50 year prison sentence for the murder of 220,000 people in the United Kingdom.
*[[OhInternet]] gets shut down.


===November===
===November===
*[[User:Onideus|Onideus's]] reign of babbyfur autism comes to a crashing halt as he is booted from the ED [[sysop|kewl kids]] club in a fit of [[b&|butthurt]]. The entirety of ED then proceeded to dance upon his [[Onideus|grave]].
*[[User:Onideus|Onideus's]] reign of babbyfur autism comes to a crashing halt as he is booted from the ED [[sysop|kewl kids]] club in a fit of [[b&|butthurt]]. The entirety of ED then proceeded to dance upon his [[Onideus|grave]].


Revision as of 13:17, 24 February 2014

After the world failed to end in 2012, another year rolled around. Filled with both lulz and tragedy, 2013 was a year to remember. Not.

Dramatica Events from 2013

January

It succeeds in both the UK and US contests, but Axe/Lynx disqualifies him in a display of ultra e-faggotry.
LE ALWAYS REMEMBER LE
CHARLES DARWIN FTW

February

From nigger cop to nigger hero

March

  • Weev goes to jail for 41 months
  • TJ Lane goes to trial wearing a "Killer" t-shirt, is sentenced.
"The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you." - TJ Lane

April

  • /s4s/ is created as a joke board on 4chan, but is kept around as a board for funposting/ironic shitposting.
4chan would never be the same.
  • DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
HASHTAG Margaret Thatcher

May

  • First Topkek thread is started on /s4s/. Mods intervene, bump limit is removed, OC flourishes, and a meme is born.
"could this be the birth of an ebin new meme?" - s4s

June

July

Scooby flounces.
  • Scooby Werkstatt is doxed on 4chan's /fit/ board. Tragedy ensues, Scooby deletes everything, and releases his tripcode.

August

  • Chemical weapons are used in Syria

September

  • Bashar Al-Assad, the president of Syria gets pwnd by the UN security council over having chemical weapons

October

  • On October 1 the U.S. Government started a "Shut Down" which is what happens when congress forces federal government employees to forcibly go on strike just so congress can prove how big their penis is.
  • Healthcare.gov is launched; Crashes and burns.
  • October 2 Op Wreckingball managed to put Miley Cyrus in the news as being the victim of an elaborate hoax. In response she tweeted "I am the happiest girl in the world".
In response to Op Wreckingball Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to "put your clothes on"
  • The Americunt government continued to hold hearings into the NSA and its controversial use of data mining, including tracking people IRL by their use of their cell phone. In response the NSA said "We don't do that in America, the FBI does". The NSA then denied running a fake social networking site for the purpose of tracking everyones friends. Some argue that the FBI must be running that one too.
  • After being convicted of war crimes it was decided that Charles Taylor would serve out his 50 year prison sentence for the murder of 220,000 people in the United Kingdom.

November

  • Onideus's reign of babbyfur autism comes to a crashing halt as he is booted from the ED kewl kids club in a fit of butthurt. The entirety of ED then proceeded to dance upon his grave.

December

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