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| [[File:GodEmperorOfMankind.jpg|thumb|200px|BURN THE [[John McCain|CONSERVATIVE]]! PURGE THE [[Cracker|WHITEY]]!]] | | #REDIRECT [[God-Emperor of Blackkind]] |
| [[File:Obama_ohyeah.png|thumb|left|Prepare your anus.]]
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| [[File:HermanCainProfilePic.jpg|thumb|left|<s>[[Herman Cain|A CHALLENGER APPEARS!]]</s> [http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/herman-cain-suspends-presidential-campaign-184541824.html HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS].]]
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| [[File:obamagay.jpg|thumb|[[Obviously]].]]
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| [[File:Obama_lounging.jpg|thumb|300px|Obama hard at work [[Bullshit|upholding the Constitution and defending our great nation from aggresors]].]]
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| [[File:Kenyan Fried Chicken.jpg|thumb|200px|[[KFC|Kenyan Fried Chicken]]; niggers love fried chicken so much that the President himself would franchise KFC on his hometown.]]
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| [[File:ObamaXerxes3.jpg|thumb|200px|A [[300|Black Xerxes]] is fine too.]]
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| [[File:ObamaOsama.png|thumb|200px|killing some disabled [[Osama_Bin_Laden|Sandnigger]] to distract from his lack of a birth certificate]]
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| [[File:Jesus obama.jpg|thumb|200px|Born in a Kenyan manger.]]
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| [[File:Obama233.jpg|thumb|200px|Obama's double]]
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| [[File:Niggerphilosopher.jpg|thumb|200px|This is what ethnically-challenged [[atheists]] and [[Communists|philosophers]] actually believe.]]
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| '''Barack Jesus''' (/b'rɑːk jee:zuhs/), the immortal '''God-Emperor of Blackkind''', is the leading idol of the [[liberal]] world and [[Old Media|consumerist media]]. Also known by the names '''Barack "Barry" Soetero Obama''', '''Black [[Saddam Hussein|Hussein]] [[Osama Bin Laden|Osama]]''', and '''Black [[Tony Blair|Blair]]''', he is the first White (like 40% black, 59% white, 1% Jew, 100% Satan) , [[slavery|3/5th]] [[2012|final]] [[president]] of the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] and Primo Finesse Pimp of the land. As of [[Last Thursday]], El Presidente owns the [[ass|body]] of every [[Whore|American Citizen]], fulfilling his manifest destiny of being King of Pimps and Lord of Lords. [[Nancy Pelosi]] is his Bottom Bitch. Obama works a second job as a stripper in order to pay off the national debt, even though it's only 8 dollars.
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| Obama owes [[George W. Bush]] a session of oral sex due the fact that if people learned how congress worked, and stopped [[Liberalism|blaming Bush]] for everything, the country would never have elected an unknown Indonesian-Muslim nigger whose greatest contributions was picking cotton and secretly keeping his gay sex [http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2008/04/14/obama-down-low-obama-gay-sex-obama-rumor-in-chicago-restaurant/ "on the down low".]
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| This [[epic win]] for the lurkers of the [[Internet]] (not to be confused with the [[NORP]] infested tubes of the [[Internet]]) came after an entirely [[tl;dr]] [[harbl]]fest from [[2006]] to [[2008]] and dubbed '''''Survivor: [[Murka]]''''', a reality TV election contest where he [[Sarah Palin|outwitted]], [[Hilary Clinton|outpwnt]] and [[John McCain|outlived]] the rivals from both his own [[Democratic party]], the [[GOP]] and a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GquA1sObQq8 pipe and pole smoking faggot] on [[YouTube]] who claimed he sold Obama crack and [[Pimp My Ride|gave him a
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| hummer in the back of a Hummer]].
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| Most of all however, [[fanboy|Obamunists]] and [[butthurt]] [[Republicunt]] [[bawfags]] can thank a brave civil rights pioneer named [[George Dubya Bush]] who spent 8 long years tirelessly campaigning on behalf of the [[noob|junior Senator]] from the most [[Blagogate|politically corrupt]] state in the Union and laying the groundwork for an elitist, [[abortion]]-loving, black [[Moslem]] with <strike>no birth certificate</strike> an obvious [[shoop]] to prove his US citizenship and his anti-American, [http://www.politicalsimpleton.com political simpleton], [[shemale|wife]] to get elected in the world's most [[racist]] country. No mean feat given that Obama came packing a [[commie|Socialist]] agenda of "personal responsibility", "shared sacrifice", and "hard work" to a people perfectly happy with their time-tested value system of being [[lazy]], [[fat]], [[Wall Street|greedy cheats]], and who [[Nobody cares|couldn't care less]] about [[you|the next guy]]. In his spare time he can be found forcing Catholic women to abort their own unborn children at gunpoint because that's what democrats do.
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| In May 2012 - the election year - he apparently came out to the [[Jews|media]] that he was [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/13/newsweek-obama-gay-marriage-cover_n_1512794.html gay].
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| ==A Master of Black Arts==
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| Obammessiah won the the 2008 election using several clever tactics. These include:
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| :'''1. Faptastic rhetoric'''
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| :His "Hope and Change" message left many [[leftards]] wet and hard. Hope and Change implied that the "status quo" (which any lefty worth his/her salt HATES) was broken and simply bad. Obama implied that he WAS Superman, [[Jesus]], [[Muhammad]] and [[Communism|Marx]] all rolled into one, neat little chocolate package.
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| :'''2. De-regulated donations'''
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| :Ironically, despite the fact that he <s>LOVES</s> pretends to love government regulation over Wall Street, there was an alarmingly small amount of regulation on the Obama online donations list. On this list include many odd entries including Micky Mouse, "Cousin Osama" and Adolph Hitler residing in "Number 1 Reichstag, Berlin".
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| :'''3. He's black'''
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| :See: [[White guilt]].
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| :'''4. Media'''
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| :The Media simply got a massive hard-on for Black Jesus. All of the [[old media]] outlets (except [[Fox News]], of course) like CNN ([[Bill Clinton|Clinton]] News Networ[[KKK]]), CBS, ABC, and (most notably) MSNBC became 24-7 Obama info-mercials. The ad breaks simply provided a moment for the anchors to fap. The printed word (New York Times, Boston Globe, LA Times, TIME, etc.) simply became printed [[porn]] for Obama-ites and otherwise sensible people that had been sucked into the cascade of [[bullshit]].
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| :'''5. Economy'''
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| :Despite all of this, [[John McCain|John "Old Fuck" McCain]] and his hoe [[Sarah Palin]] were by no means out of the race.....until the economy went tits-up. Once this happened, Obama was able to use all of his strengths listed above to secure his landslide victory. In order to fulfill the prophecy of the Elders of Zion, Obama commissioned a secret organization known as the Church of Scientology, in order to brainwash the citizens of 'Merica into giving up all their hard earned (welfare) Jewgold so that they can learn a story even crazier than the Bible. Obama uses the billions of moneys collected to fund his fetish for white wemmin.
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| [[File:TheUSseal.png|300px|center]]
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| =="Change" into a negro!==
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| [[File:bushmorphobama.jpg|center]]
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| And so the lord, your God, looked upon unholy Bush and proclaimed "[[TITS OR GTFO|BEGONE SATAN]], for in this man is [[black Jesus|christ]]. And the power of the holy spirit lifted the devil out of him and made his [[boondocks|pimping hand strong]]. And with this, Bush's skin turned black, his hair fell out revealing the scalp of the king of the negros, and all trace of any work ethic had left this once misguided man.
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| -Blacks 5:21-24
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| =="Change" into a Muslim==
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| <center><youtube>tCAffMSWSzY</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|"they have served in our government... they've won nobel prizes"|"barack" on Muslims, [[Muslim|noticing a common theme here?]]}}
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| ==Iniggeration Day==
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| <center><youtube>upvZdVK913I</youtube>----<youtube>i-Fig_LoBy4</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|[[Americunts|Fruit]] on the bottom, [[Negro|hope]] on top.|Mitch Hedberg foretold of the Black Jesus coming to power}}
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| [[File:BHOswear.jpg|thumb|left|200px|He did it strictly [[for the lulz]], (coincidentally so did most of the people that voted for him).]]
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| [[File:Lolbama.png|thumb|right|Truth]]
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| On January 20th, 2009, '''Barack''' became the first negrito president to not be assassinated at his inauguration, much to the dismay of [[Vegas|bookmakers]] and two million punters gathered in [[DC]] with money riding on a [[headshot]] because [http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2009/01/president-oba-1.html he was wearing a bulletproof suit]. He also made history by not really becoming president until the following day's [[HAHAHA|re-edit]], after the oath of office was [[accidentally]] [[troll]]ed by [[W]]'s boy [[Honorary Ed Lolington|Chief Justice]] John Roberts of the [[IRL trolls|Supreme Court]] during the official swearing-in.
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| Taking full advantage of the glitch in the [[Matrix]], [[Blowjob|BJ]] spent the evening hitting a handful of inaugural balls in search of [[Lewinsky]]s from starstruck white wimmins without fear of [[Bill Clinton|impeachment]].
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| Meanwhile, Bush and his [[Darth Cheney]] were dispatched from office and sent packing for exile in Texas and [[Star Wars|Tatooine]] to a chorus of "'''Booooo'''"s (and cheers from the MSNBC [[Orgy|media tent]]) to a severe tongue-lashing from the incoming [[n00b]], who condemned everything BushCo had done for America over its 8 years in power.
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| Black historians noted that America came a way vis-a-vis race relations because had Obama been the Commander In Chief that turned the country into a laughing stock with an 8 year legacy of [[EPIC FAIL]] at home and abroad. The mob would have been two million angry [[crackers]] with torches and nooses and his final destination would have been hanging from a tree in the National Mall on the end of a rope.
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| [[user:Neurogeezer|Some people]] are enticed by this prospect taking place in the next four years of even moar epic fail. What will a bankrupted cracker mob do to Nobel Peace Prize Winrar Black Jesus when his [[French|Chamberlaine-like]] policies result in an mushroom cloud upon [[Ann_Coulter|The New York Times building]]?
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| ==First 100 Days==
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| [[File:Obama speech.gif|center|Obama's first presidential speech.]]
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| [[File:BEGIN_COUNTDOWN_motivator.jpg|thumb|right|Obama may be whiteproof.]]
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| '''BHO''' didn't [[Minichan_BBS|waste any time]] delivering on the '''[[troll|change]]''' he had promised to bring to Washington. Within two weeks he had alienated both the [[GOP|right]] with his orders to close [[Gitmo]] and allow [[9/11]] [[JEWS_DID_WTC|bombers]] to become part of Wreckonomics and the [[liberals|left]] with many of his cabinet appointments, his vow to continue [[v&|extraordinary renditions]] (because '''[[pussy|WE DO NOT TORTURE!]]''' <small>we just send them places that do</small>) and get the troops on the first flight home from [[Iraq]] (with an indefinite lay-over in Afghanistan).
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| He angered most of the people who voted for him by announcing he would sell [[China]] the parts of America they don't already own and give the billions to the [[Jewish]] who helped [[Armenians]] bring the global economy to its knees by providing them unlimited amounts of [[credit]] to go with their food stamps and welfare.
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| He spent a great deal of time trying to provide an anal [[List of sex moves|stimulus]] [[Cock|package]] that would provide substantial investment for [[alt porn|alternative]] energy, causing great [[butthurt]] to [[Holocaust|climate-change]] deniers & economically-sound Republicans who knew it for what it truly was (and still is): [[Shit nobody cares about|big-government spending that will usher in a new era of socialism in America]]. Obama tried persuading the American sheeple by spinning it as vital for national security and economic recovery before going into the usual tree-hugging [[BS]]. This was passed by the [[Illuminati|Senate]] and will work as follows:
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| # Introduce a [[tax|carbon crap-and-trade]] system. Which overcredits everybody allowing for it to make no difference for at least three decades, by which time the system will be eliminated anyway.
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| # Increase investment in failed, backwards technologies like nuclear energy.
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| # [[?????]]
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| # [[communism|PROFIT!]]
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| {{quote|Where the white women at?|President Obama addressing the 111th United States Congress.}}
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| ==Accomplishments==
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| {{notice|Black Jesus is literally about to become [http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10320096-38.html The Final Boss of the Internet].}}
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| [[File:Obama-Speech.jpg|right|thumb|Barack Obama holding a speech.]]
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| {{quote|"They say great talkers are little doers... So it's a good thing Barack Obama is not a great talker!"| Typical libtard}}
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| The [[old media]] blows blackie every day, and only [[Faux News|few]] have the balls to tell us the tr00th about what's really going on in [[Washington, DC|Washington]]. We only know that Black Jesus Hussein Obama has [[fail]]ed at everything.
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| [[File:niggapwn.jpg|thumb|[[Irony|They're regretting it now]]]]
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| [[File:Obama-6th-grade-teleprompter.jpg|thumb|[[Lazy|Black Jesus can't give speeches without a teleprompter, even when the audience is a 6th grade class.]]]]
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| * He passed a trillion-dollar "federal relief" package based on the idea of [[Bullshit|Keynesian economics]]. Obama [[some argue|allegedly]] gave all trillion dollars [[lol|equally]] to different states to create jobs, but the only indication of this is [[Rage|the fact that there is now construction on every major and minor highway in America]]. FYI, that's more than [[Bush]] spent in his entire eight-year reign.
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| * He [[fail]]ed at closing [[Gitmo]] because they [[bribery|lacked funding]]. Then [[Nancy Pelosi|everyone]] freaked out and stopped talking about it when the [[old media]] finally caught wind about sekrit briefings the leaders of [[faggoty|Congress]] had about [[torture|what happens at Gitmo]].
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| * [[Lol'd]] openly at the prospect of legalizing marijuana or amending existing laws that send people to prison for years and labels them felons.
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| * [[epic fail|Supported Bush administration's view on the treasonous Valerie Plame scandal]].
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| * [[Canadia|Socializing the healthcare system]], which is [[sarcasm|going over really well with Republicunts]]. The biggest resistance comes the [[teabaggers|Tea party movement]]. Yes, a community organizer got schooled by a "grass roots" organization with corporate media sponsorship. LULZ
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| ===Britain- A Special Mention===
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| Obama also has pulled off a remarkable feat in pissing off one of the few countries that can stand [[Americunts]]. Despite Britain being filled with mentally retarded tea-drinking sheepfappers, they have feelings too. Like all [[Emancipation|niggers who wouldn't take no shit]], he's pissed off at the Brits because they owned the area where his ancestors would perform tribal dance shit. Plus, his father was a Kenyan which meant that they pwned him. Therefore, when he got into the White House, he got rid of the Churchill bust to make sure everyone knew he meant srs bsnss. Nigger probably took it to Cash Converters or some other shit. He then went and said that the [[Shit nobody cares about|BP oil spill]] was all Britain's fault despite the workers at the rig, the federal regulators, the company that made the piping shit and half of BP itself being owned by Americans.
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| ===ZOMG Nobel Prize for Chemistry===
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| [[File:Donothing.gif|left|thumb|Leading by example.]]
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| [[File:Obama drones.jpg|left|thumb|]]
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| [[File:Obama-heisman.jpg|thumb|and the collection keeps growing.....]]
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| Another defining cultural moment in Obama's political process [[i came|came]] when he received the Nobel Peace Prize for Chemistry and outstanding achievements in the field of excellence. The technical conditions of his award were intended to recognize his commitment to nuclear disarmament, and his [[Gangbang|multi lateral diplomatic approach]], which is championed as being very internationally sensitive and cooperative.
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| Simultaneously the administration is increasing the number of nuclear weapons produced in the United States, and continuing to directly fund nuclear proliferation capacity in US colonies like Israel. During a major conference of nations held by the Obama administration regarding the need to protect against nuclear terrorism, several middle eastern countries were not invited or permitted to attend.
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| The war effort in the Af-Pak region has also accelerated since 2008 past anything the previous administration could have hoped for. The Obama Administration made official announcements, pledging that the number of nuclear weapons in the United States arsenal would be reduced by 35 percent by year 2020. Even if you believed this line, it would still just mean that in a decade the US would have 3500 nukes instead of 5000, which still translates into several dozen extinction events. [[sarcasm|Wow, what a peaceful gesture indeed]].
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| {{quote|I did not realize the Nobel Prize for chemistry had an affirmative action quota.|Erick Erickson|of [[republican|RedState.com]] forgetting about Mandela, Coffee Anon and other '''Nigger Terrorist'''s}}
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| ==Obamunists==
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| [[File:Tim geithner fuck.jpg|thumb|right|[[Facepalm|We're fucked]].]]
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| ===Tim Geithner===
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| Tim Geithner was a [[Wall Street]] bigwig who is awesome at [[Tony Alamo|evading taxes]] and becoming Secretary of the [[Jew gold|Treasury]]. When Geithner was announced to be Black Jesus' pick for Treasury Secretary, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/21/stocks-fluctuate-after-se_n_145569.html Wall Street made it very clear that he had made the right choice]. Geithner is best known for smoking a lot of pot, saying the word "fuck" all the time, skateboarding, tree-hugging and being a [[hipster]].
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| Tim Geithner received a [[cum]]storm when, during his [[circle jerk|confirmation hearings]], it was discovered he owed $34,000 in late taxes. People told him to withdraw his name, but he was too high to understand them. But hey, what's an extra $34,000 between taxpayers and gov't officials?
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| {{quote|I use Turbo Tax.|Tim Geithner|giving a ringing endorsement.}}
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| Geithner payed his back taxes and paid off [[Lemonparty|Chris Dodd and Lindsey Graham]] and ended up as the Treasury secretary. When he isn't getting high with young folks at Morrissey concerts, he can be found ruining the [[bullshit|American economy]] and having '''no fucking idea''' what he is doing. Refer to the South Park episode on the banks and bailouts. The Treasury chart is pretty much how they work irl, too.
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| [[File:Rahm rabbi.jpg|thumb|right|[[JEWS_DID_WTC|We're doomed...]]]]
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| ===Rahm Emanuel===
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| ''Main article: [[Rahm Emanuel]]''<br>Rahm Emanuel is Obama's fucking insane Chief of Bullshit (Head of Staff). His middle name is [[Israel]] and the only Jesus he believes in is Black. He only has one middle finger and he is known for [[Putin|sticking it so far up the ass of dissenters]] that he can tell them what they had for breakfast. Rahm is most notable for saying the word "[[fuck]]" on the Senate floor many times (much to the excitement of the CSPAN censors) and [[IRL troll]]ing the [[Republican]] party, including sending a pollster a dead fish and stabbing papers with the names of Republicans on them. His closest friends are [[Communism|Jospeh Stalin]], [[Muslim|Yasser Arafat]], [[Ayn Rand]] and Meir Kahane.
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| {{quote|Of course, Stephen [[Colbert]] and I do have our differences. Stephen believes the messiah is Jesus Christ. In my briefing books, that’s Barack Obama.|Rahm Emanuel|on religion.}}
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| {{quote|You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.|Rahm Emanuel|on rape.}}
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| ===Dr. Peter Orszag===
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| [[File:OZRAGHITLER.jpg|thumb|[[Y helo thar|OHAI GUISE]]]]
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| Dr. Peter Orszag is a [[seriously|blogger]] who Black Jesus put in charge of the budget and finances for America. He, of course, is a Jew who likes the word "fuck." He also worked with [[Rahm Emanuel]] in the [[circle jerk|Clinton Administration]]. He is loved by neocons, [[Republicans]] and tr00 [[Americunts]] such as [[racist|Lou Dobbs]] for his [[gay|deep]] love for [[Penis|cock]] and his tendency to quote Toby Keith lyrics every chance he gets. He is also a notable eco terrorist, having authored an entire book on how to save the trees [[Incest|while growing]] [[obviously|our economy]].
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| {{quote|I don't believe in fiscal restraint.|Dr. Peter Orszag|on liberalism.}}
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| {{quote|We are in a very deep hole.|Dr. Peter Orszag|on [[vagina|Oprah's snatch]].}}
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| [[File:Jon favreau.png|thumb|right|With three words that will ring from coast to coast, from sea to shining sea: we are doomed.]]
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| ===Jon Favreau===
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| It is obvious to you by now that Black Jesus is partial to hipsters with an affinity for pot and [[party hard|partying hard]]. This has never been more apparent than in his [[Shota|barely legal]] speech writer, Jon Favreau. He is known for taking advantage of all the perks of working for the President, such as [[Lewinsky|dating White House aides and interns]] as well as supermodels, living in a rich and [[gay]] part of [[Washington, DC|town]] and spending all day in Starbucks [[Facebook]]-stalking and writing speeches. He is known for [[badass|doing whatever the fuck he wants]] and for [[noone]] [[Nobody cares|giving a shit about it]]. He also frequents high stakes [[XBox Live]] LAN parties at the State Department and is famous for owning them in ''[[Rock Band]]'' [[Battletoads|battles]].
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| ==Ideology==
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| [[File:Obama whitehouse.jpg|thumb|On that fateful day, Obama fiddled as D.C. burned.|]]
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| Niggachrist is a man of the [[leftards|people]], [[obvious]]ly a typical [[Socialist|American]]. After graduating from a crash course on Islamic Values from an Indonesian Medrassa he furthered his studies under the wing of ugly Jew and prominent Socialist, Saul Alinsky. The wholesome all-American combo of Jihad, Communism and Jewish Materialism, tarnished with East African pedigree proved very popular to the American Public allowing him to get all his nuts in a roll to make the New Socialist Man:
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| *Put sanctions on every country for the benefit of the US, which is similar to balancing a cinder block on a toothpick
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| *Promote a culture of Promiscuity and ignorance of preventive birth control methods
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| *Impregnate [[whores|single women]]
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| *Provide free and mandatory [[abortion]]s (<s>this is a bad thing how?</s> what's a [[condom]]?)
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| *Use the parts of the aborted [[fetus]]es to assemble a new race of Superhuman Liberal Babies for [[fail|glory]]
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| *Sell the stem cells extracted from the [[fetus]]es to the Chinese and the Arabs for [[profit]]
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| ==1000 Years of [[Black people|Darkness]] According to [[Chuck Norris]]==
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| <youtube>Wg14hRntRpg</youtube>
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| ==A [[rich and beautiful]] person's response to President [[nigger|Obama]]'s [[oxymoron|actions]]==
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| Dear President Obama:
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| You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike
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| Any of the others, you truly scare me.
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| [[Anon|You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.]]
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| [[Nigga stole my bike|You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive
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| Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no
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| Visible signs of support.]]
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| [[GET OUT|You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth
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| Growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.]]
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| [[Nigger|You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.]]
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| [[McCain|You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus
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| Don't understand it at its core.]]
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| [[Jew|You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.]]
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| [[Hypocrite|You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned
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| Yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to
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| Publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail..]]
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| You scare me because you are a [[whore|cheerleader]] for the 'blame America '
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| Crowd and deliver this message abroad.
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| [[Greece|You scare me because you want to change America to a European style
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| Country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.]]
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| [[OBAMACORN|You scare me because you want to replace our health care system
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| With a government controlled one.]]
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| You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly
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| [[China|Capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.]]
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| You scare me because you want to [[Zimbabwe|kill]] the American capitalist goose
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| That lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of
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| Living in the world.
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| You scare me because you have begun to use [[socialist|'extortion']] tactics
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| Against certain banks and corporations.
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| You scare me because your own political party shrinks from
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| Challenging you on your wild and irresponsible [[golf|spend]]ing proposals.
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| You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider
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| Opposing points of view from [[white|intelligent]] people.
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| [[USI|You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both
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| Omnipotent and omniscient.]]
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| [[Liberal|You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything
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| You do.]]
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| You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the
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| [[Angry|Limbaugh's, Hannitys, O'Reillys and Becks]] who offer opposing,
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| Conservative points of view.
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| [[totalitarian state|You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing]].
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| Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will
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| Probably [[Communism|not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years]].
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| '''Note:''' This letter was sent to the [[New York Times|Jew York Times]] but they refused to acknowledge it. [[Obvious|No surprise there]].
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| ==[[Gay marriage|Marriage Faggotry]]==
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| [[Last Thursday]], Obongo became [[hipster|the first]] president ever to openly [[Fag enabler|endorse]] gay marriage, officially making Obama the antichrist in the views of every [[Westboro Baptist Church|insane fundie]] and [[Rick Santorum|closeted]] [[Rick Perry|Republican]] across the United States. Shortly after Joe Biden said gays should be able to get married on [[Liberal media|MSNBC]] on Sunday, May 6th, 2012, Obongo had to [[Mitt Romney|change his position]] on gay marriage entirely, or risk being upstaged by his [[honky]] vice president on a political issue.
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| |[[Unfunny|His views on marriage are gay.]]| Rand Paul, [[Fail|trying]] to make a joke. [[Pol/|Paultards]] proceeded to furiously masturbate in response.
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| |I believe marriage is between one man and one woman.| [[Mitt Romney]], flip-flopping on his [[Mormon|core values]].}}|border=blue|background=white}}
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| ==Rape Controversy==
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| [[File:Barrack obama rape police report.jpg|right|thumb|[[truth|The original police report]]]]
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| [[Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Young Girl In 1990|Back in 1990]], in a small, quiet town near Harvard Law school, occurred the rape and subsequent murder of a [[Slut|young]], [[asking for it|white woman]]. After the police investigated the crime, they quickly narrowed the list of suspects down to two men. One was a [[Nazi|blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Caucasian man]] who was an [[Douchebag|upstanding citizen]]. The other was a [[Arab|half-breed Negro]] who engaged in [[Communism|unamerican activities]]. It didn't take long for the police to clear the good name of the first man. With [[Over 9000|overwhelming evidence]] they arrested Barack Obama. Mysteriously, all the evidence disappeared and Obama was a free man. Now, years later, Obama is trying to frame an innocent man for his past crimes and people are asking: Why he doesn't take responsibility for what he has done?
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| ==Assassination of US Citizens==
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| ''B-rack Hussain Osama Bin Biden'' [http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/07/world/middleeast/07yemen.html?_r=1 has authorized the CIA to murder US citizens if they are suspected, not verified terrorists.] [http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/01/27/yemen Again here] [http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/04/07/assassinations even more here] [http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/02/04/assassinations eventually he found a war exception here, so it's ok to do this] [http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/09/25/secrecy and finally argued that it was secret here.]
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| [http://seeingredradio.org/2010/04/14/wikileaks-video-vile-massey-ceo-blankenship-obama-orders-assassination-of-us-citizen-2-4/ For video]
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| {{Quote|I'm a huge fan of executive power, but if someone came up to you and said the government wants to target you and you can't even talk about it in court to try to stop it, that’s too harsh even for me...| George Bush, the guy who thought it was ok to waterboard.}}
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| ==Notable Quotations==
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| [[File:LolMartinLuther.gif|left|thumb|[[A Challenger Appears|A Challenger Appeared]].]]
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| |You ain't my bitch, nigga, buy yo' own damn fries!|Barack Obama, nigga president
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| |There are white folks, and then there are ignorant mother fuckers like you!|Barack Obama, arrogant president
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| |Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass mother fucker got nothin' on me, right? Nothin'!|Barack Obama, motherfuckin' president
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| |I'm not an economist.|Barack Obama, economic idiot
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| |Sure, you can have my number baby!|Barack Obama, mack president
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| |When I was a child, Kenya was my happy homeland, until I grew up and realized there was something else out there. So I decided to leave them niggas starving. To get a decent life, I had to fly in a roflcopter to the states where I could get a falsified green card if I sucked a couple of dicks.|Barack Obama, the honorable president
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| |I'm coming Weezie!|Barack Obama, genius president
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| |Shit's getting way too complicated for me.|Barack Obama, trying to learn the Oath of Office.
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| |That's it! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!|Barack Obama, and no, this isn't a mistake. He actually repeated the line from SoaP several times after it was released in theaters.
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| |I'm rich, bitch!|Barack Obama, rich nigga
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| |They say great talkers are little doers... So it's a good thing I am not a great talker!!|Barack Obama, logical wizz
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| {{quote|"T"| Typical libtard}}
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| <p style{{=}}"text-align: right;">Be sure to google for mp3s.</p>|border=brown|background=beige}}
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| =Media=
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| [[File:Obamaxxx.jpg|thumb|Make some mahfuggin noise up in this bitch!]]
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| [[File:obamakfc.jpg|thumb| He loves his [[fried chicken]]]]
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| ===Videos===
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| '''Obama's lifestory told through song'''
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| <youtube>zpD2mxdFisQ</youtube>|
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| '''Actual footage of Obama'''
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| <youtube>vlxkcewBEe0</youtube>|
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| '''The horse's mouth'''
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| <youtube>HcDQ0QaIhuc</youtube>|
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| '''Typical Obama Supporters (definitely not racist)
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| <youtube>uY9ZL0J71n8</youtube>|
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| '''Proof of the Antichrist
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| <youtube>6sV3_LUBGTU</youtube>|
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| '''The mack daddy pimps black bitches and white bitches.
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| <youtube>g0rqQ1XM_2A</youtube>|
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| '''Obama hates the first amendmant
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| <youtube>AT0qgjxJyRA</youtube>|
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| <youtube>BHlJ2axr06U</youtube>|
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| <youtube>2LIlA_dLWcM</youtube>|
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| <youtube>08S4poMGvwA</youtube>|
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| <youtube>9kvLMPJilKw</youtube>|
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| <youtube>kVFdAJRVm94</youtube>|
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| <youtube>cH46GhnRfS8</youtube>|
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| <youtube>F1sJDhJ-6iE</youtube>|
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| <youtube>7urc4KrB8Nw</youtube>|
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| <youtube>DS-9NNAFGTs</youtube>|
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| <youtube>cJaIUySr-iA</youtube>|
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| <youtube>nwgD-8Bj_Qs</youtube>|
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| <youtube>qIVJyEawebo</youtube>|
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| <youtube>fTjodg73xUo</youtube>|
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| <youtube>M6aCF7a9yE0</youtube>|
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| <youtube>zHCG5DXRC8o</youtube>|
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| ===[[Your Mom|Obama's Mom]]===
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| {{quote|I’ve been screaming about this for more than two years: Obama is the loyal son of a left-wing anthropologist mother who sought to expiate her white guilt by going to bed with Muslim Third World men. He is a Third World anthropologist studying us, learning our culture and our customs the better to neutralize what he considers to be a malignant American influence in world affairs.|[http://www.firstthings.com/blogs/spengler/2010/04/09/this-is-not-a-drill-this-is-the-real-thing/ Truth.]}}
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| {{quote|Well, thank God '''someone''''s neutralising our obviously malignant influence---someone's got to do it, and it's a dirty job and we're too lazy to do it, SO SEND IN THE JANITOR---that's what you do after the rich, white, frat-boy's vomited all over the place.|Every sane human, aspie, and furry, on Earth}}
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| ==Furfaggotry==
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| That's right, folks. The president of the [[United States]] is in fact a [[furry]], having [http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/06/obamas_furry_new_plan_unveiled_in_pittsburgh.html been in] [[Pittsburgh]] during [[Anthrocon]], and Seattle [http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/spincontrol/2011/sep/26/obama-seattle-official-report/ during rainfurrest]. His next stop is Los Angeles during Antheria.
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| ===Pikshurs===
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| {{cg|Galería del Jesús Negro|ObamaGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Wheel Obama.jpg|Go ahead. Spin the wheel.
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| File:Obabo.jpg|Second stage boss
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| File:Obamabonerkill.png|Im cummmin.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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| File:ObamaLaza.jpg|Obama fires his LAZARRRR!
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| File:33z33pi.gif| How Obama treats <s>his</s> our money.
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| File:Obama carl sagan.png|and trillions
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| File:Obama zombie.jpg|Making a boss appearance in The Walking Dead season 2.
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| File:Pedobama.jpg| Dis nigra is jiggy wit it.
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| File:Arguecat.hiss.jpg|This is why we can't have nice country.
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| File:The negro president frowns on your shenanigans.jpg
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| File:Obama death star.jpg|The debt star.
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| File:AverageFemaleObamaVoters.jpg|Average obama voters
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| File:Obama assassination.jpg|Oh lawdy
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| File:Before and after.jpg
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| File:Obama sushi.jpg
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| File:Simpsonsworshipobama.jpg
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| File:chocolatereign.jpg|His [[Tay Zonday|Chocolate Reign]] has already been initiated.
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| File:Obamaair.PNG|[[Bel-Air]]
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| File:Obama book display.jpg|The new presidential library.
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| File:Ama-FFFFUUUUU.jpg|[[FUCK|FUUUUU]]!
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| File:Michelle-obama-ape.jpg|His nigger-faced wife.
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| File:Obamasiegheil.jpg|Racism's over. Everyone go home.
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| File:HYPNOBAMA.jpg|In the end the Americans will be ours, mind, body, and if you like, soul.
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| File:Top_obama.jpg|Oh Lawdy!
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| File:Niggeroth.jpg|The promised change.
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| File:Obamaspanking.jpg|When Obama takes a break from being president, he spends his leisure time whipping some [[jailbait]] ass.
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| File:bush_obama_imperialism.jpg|
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| File:Obama OH EXPLOITABLE.jpg|[[OH EXPLOITABLE]]
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| File:Obama ROGER CRAZY.jpg|Why the faggots elected Obama.
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| File:Anu'Barack.jpg|Known to have epic loot!
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| File:Mexican Obama.jpg|Obama loves [[Mexicans]] and their underwear.
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| File:Kkobama.gif|[[Kevin & Kell|Bill Holbrook]] shows his support for Obama.
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| File:Obama's_baby_picture.jpg| Obama's baby picture.
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| File:Obama open shirt.jpg|[[mexico|Methsicko]] loves Obama!
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| File:President Obama's third eye.jpg|The President sees all, knows all.
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| File:President Obama melds with gaia.jpg|Does Obama rule the world, or does the world rule him?
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| File:Obamadog.jpg|One of the few promises Obama kept was to [[buy a dog]]. 'Bo' was [[Nigger stole my bike|stolen]] from a local [[PETA|Humane Society]] after he was abandoned for being flamboyantly [[gay]] and ugly as fuck.
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| File:Obama-X-Kira-Rule34.jpg|Obama loves [[Rozen Maiden|dolljoints]].
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| File:Poster-g8-obama.jpg|[[DAT ASS]]
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| File:NiggahMonster.jpg|Obama comments to McCain Voters.
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| File:Barack Obama boner.jpg|Obama the camwhore.
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| File:Stealing_vs_stimulating.jpg|When white people do it, it's stimulating the economy. When black people do it, it's stealing.
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| File:Obamajoker1.jpg|[[Why So Serious?|He just wants to watch the world burn]]
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| File:Obama-fuehrer.jpg|Reichschancellor and President of the United States.
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| File:Coloroffail.png|He is the color of [[fail]]. Notice the [[Divide_by_zero|Nigger Shopping Skills]]
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| File:Barack_pissed.jpg|Barack pissed off at [[Federal Reserve|Bernanke]]. Not because he sucks dick at managing an economy but because he is jocking his cock.
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| File:Obama Evolution.JPG|If Obama were a [[Pokemon]], this is how he would evolve.
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| File:Twoface Obama obamacare coinflip.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]
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| File:BarrackObamaslemonparty.png| An example of the type of [[X is not your personal army|personal army]] request [[leftard|Obama worshippers]] often try.
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| File:during Obama speech.jpg|right
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| File:Obama mac.jpg|Obama uses a [[Mac]].
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| File:Obamamac vs pcbush.jpg|Obama is a faggoty mac. Bush is an aids filled pc.
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| File:Wolverine obama.jpg
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| File:Osama_obama.jpg|Obama is hanging with his homie!
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| File:Obama-nazi.jpg|Coporatism: Private medicare corporations funded by the government.
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| File:0002.gif
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| File:obama the sheikh and scholar.png|You gonna get raped
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| File:Bama.gif|Walk in, see this. What do?
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| File:Obamasonic.jpg|Obama merchandise. Courtesy of [[mexico|Mek-shit co.]]
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| File:Obama dildo.jpg|The stimulus package.
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| File:Healthcarerage8.jpg|Don't be fooled, he's actually a [[fascist|corporatist]], which is not to be confused with [[socialist]].
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| File:Unicorn Obama.jpg|[[fag|This is what voters were expecting.]]
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| File:African_american_advanced_ver_truetype_figure.jpg|Black Jesus action figure. Balls are [[eunuch|missing]].
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| File:Obamahitscat.jpg|Thinks he's a [[pretty cool guy|cool guy]]. Another reason to hate this <s>mulatto</s> nigger.
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| File:Pray to obama.jpeg|A nigger praying to his [[god]].
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| File:Commielesbanenarutard.jpg|An [[dental plan|ugly]] [[Adf-fuensalida|retard]] on welfare showing his support for a [[irony|corporatist]] president.
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| File:GodsOfWarhammer.jpg|"I am [[Warhammer|Tzeentch]] and you are the puppet that dances to my tune"
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| File:5d90406d-3d9f-42a3-b146-cc57d95cdf29.jpg|The greatest troll ever.
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| File:president-raptor.jpg|Our glorious Mesozoic leader, [[Raptor Jesus|Raptor Obama]]
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| File:Obamafashion.jpg
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| File:Bane Mask Obama Change 2012.jpg
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| File:Barack_2.0.jpg|Obama now supports [[Justin Beiber|Fags]]
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| File:Obamadeathnote.jpg
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| File:Obama_-_Checkmate.jpg
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| File:Obama_-_Terror_Bombing.jpg
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| File:Whynothingevergetsdone.jpg|Why Obummer never gets anything done
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| File:Toilet_&_Obama_-_Brief_Message.jpg
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| File:Obamadonuts.jpg
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| File:Stimulus_pack.jpg|The "stimulus" pack.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Senator Obama]]
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| *[[Kenya]]
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| *[[Obamacare]]
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| *[[White guilt]]
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| *[[Dips Tobacco Redneck]]
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| *[[Reverend X]]
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| *[[ULTRANIGGER]]
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| *[[Mark Essex]]
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| *[[Jesus]]
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| *[[Herman Cain]]
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| *[[Rap]]
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| *[[I am an American conservative shitheel]]
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| *[[Thanks Obama]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.comicmix.com/news/2009/01/22/the-barack-obama-action-figure-made-in-japan/ Obama, the plastic crap edition!]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw A conservative Michael Moore teaches us of the Obama conspiracy.]
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| *[http://www.theassassinationofbarackobama.com/ The Assassination of Barack Obama art gallery]
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| *[http://www.arrogancygames.com/angrybarry.html Angry Barry: The Video Game]
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| *[http://www.headostate.com/ '''Buy your Obama dildo here''']
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| *[http://www.beastobama.com/obamanation/obamanationfagenabler.html According to Wesburo ,Obama is Fag Enabler in chief.]
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| [http://chatter.myyearbook.com/view/26273465/92de5641-f73b-424a-ae5f-98c335aac35b Best trolling ever!]
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| *[http://www.whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/ WHAT THE FUCK HAS OBAMA DONE SO FAR??!!11]
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| *[http://www.whatinthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/ NOW WHAT IN THE FUCK HAS OBAMA REALLY DONE SO FAR??!!11]
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| *[http://www.democraticunderground.com/ Obama's Fansite] -His fanbois celebrate the signing of SOPA and the NDAA.
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| *[http://tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html '''Putin vs Obama''']
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