John Bulla

A picture of John and his autistic bent cock next to 2 very beautiful adult white women

John Steven Bulla is a 59 year old retard diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic who believes he is the only ordained minister of God. He claims to have the "holy priesthood", which allows him to cure major diseases such as AIDS and cancer, wake beautiful women from the dead, and kill demons. John is also registered sex offender. However, all of the "beautiful women", "nasty demons", and people inquiring about his church are complete frauds; people toying with his schizophrenia, and for some reason he believes everything people say.

We officially found out that we lost our minister on 3/12/2014, however his actual day of departure happened around 6-7pm EST time on 3/11/2014. His last moments were luckily recorded (and could be considered the moment where we realized how nutty Bulla actually is). John was put away in a funny farm moments after fucking his shit (that had been sitting in a tuba-wear container for about 7 hours), applying a face full of make-up (in which he purchased from the dollar tree), and covering himself in a box of maxi-pads. The police had started a case about John because someone (guy waggoner) had changed the address on John's playboy magazine to another pedophile in the park. John was the only pedophile who was not on probation and was allowed pornographic material. Alongside this, John had pissed off his roommates to the extent that they all moved out and this aggravated the head of the trailer park, causing him to look for probable cause to evict him. It is hypothesized that John had been committed to the funny farm VIA a family member.

He is missed.