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===Matt Wilson=== | ===Matt Wilson=== | ||
Revision as of 00:01, 19 March 2014
You may wonder why anyone would defend a fat, gay, talentless, poor, rapist loving, criminal, social retard egomaniac. For teh lulz of course.
These people all have something in common and that's they are essentialy the same as GG and are just as fun to troll.
Brenda Bradshaw
Brenda Bradshaw is a 62-year-old washed-up has been of a psychic who has been wanting to get into GG’s pants for a long time because she can fit in them as well. She appeared on the GG Christmas radio show claiming that in 2011 some production company would pick up his show and syndicate it throughout the country (lol that’s not even in the ballpark of wishful thinking.)
Soon after the GG show was made, a goon made a video response which was lulz. Shortly after that, the double chinned psychic made a video response of her own, which she'd promptly remove due to how butthurt she got over the comments.
Over a week's time, Brenda battled the goons by putting up videos with bad clipart, but the goons persisted and fought the psychic valiantly. As a result, she has closed her main YouTube account.
When you think of GG what is the first thing that you think of? According to Brenda it's Heavy Metal, '90s style head banging, hamburgers and Taco Bell...Well at least shes got the fast food part right.
Here is a example of how insane Brenda is. The first thing you'll notice is that her chins of fat flock together. Also, she is as bloated as Elvis' obese corpse. She's also got a really bad case of clown lip (This was probably due to the fact that Tammy Faye Baker taught her how to put on make-up).
Brenda Bradshaw talks about the shroud of Turin_0002.wmv
Even though they are not related they both look and act alike in alot of ways. For example…
- 1. They both weigh as much as the average American 2 bedroom home.
- 2. They both have double chins that weighs as much as a Mack truck.
- 3. They both have that insane look in their eyes that would make Hannibal Lecter piss his pants.
- 4. They both think they are apex of beauty even though they are as ugly as Pat from SNL.
- 5. They both think they are the pinnacle of talent when in reality they are as talented as William Hung (but unlike William Hung they have never had a hit record or their 15 minutes of fame)
- 6. They both have tits that drag on the ground (likewise they both don’t wear a bra)
- 7. They both have really big fat hairy and flabby arms.
- 8. They both went to the Josef Goebbels school of propaganda.
- 9. They both wonder “What is causin’ all of this?”
Brenda has been quiet on the GG scene as of late, presumably too occupied with her habit of making new YouTube accounts because she forgot the password to the last one:
And did you know Brenda is an expert at reading names? (spoiler: the name George Yarid = doomed to a life of failure):
Links
Matt Wilson
Matt is a pan faced sour Brit who thinks he is judge, jury and executioner + teh biggest hypocrite on teh internet to boot. He'll constantly tell you that he has pwned your ass when in reality everyone is laughing behind his back (especially on the SA forums). He also got fired for raging with his anger management issues as a baggage handler (He basically rages at a drop of a hat). Now he works at "uni" for a whole day a week.
Matt used to hate George with a purple passion now he just want to suck on GG's purple head. Matt used to make multiple videos making fun of him. Now he claims GG is teh shitz.
- Exhibit A
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In a lame attempt to take down the goons Matt has been making videos under the teller6666 account. He still makes videos using MS Paint & Windows Movie Maker. Even Grandmothers in their final stages of alzheimer's don't use those shitty programs. He made a video trying troll a goon. Matt said he's only going after these goons because only straight people who weigh 100 lbs. should be the only ones to make fun of GG. Not even Hitler's chosen race had such stringent standards. The problem is that goon no longer trolls GG and hasn't in years. Also he claimed that GG through magic got in to a facebook group when in reality he was let in for teh lulz just to see him go ape shit. Matt seeing the derpy mistake false flagged his own video and blamed it on the goons to create drama. He failed though mainly because everyone knows the goons aren't stupid enough to do that. Matt Wilson's lame trolling video
The real reason why Matt flipped was because a goon visited England and said it was a shit hole and the people are rude (If you've been to England you'll agree) this made Matt go in to a fury unlike any seen by a butthurt aspie before. Speaking of aspie someone trolling Matt made a video about our lord and savior. Kneel before your king of teh gods...Matt Wilson super troll
Matt Wilson is such a brave super troll that he set his teller6666 account on youtube private mainly because he knows once it is public butthurt will ensue. One reason it's private is because he favorited this video why diarrhea sucks. Like his idol GG he is obsessed with feces. After reading this Matt made his profile public to avoid teh super butthurtz and what a surprise the whole page has been made squeaky clean. He cleared out his favorites and every other video that would make him look like a hypocritical tool.
He also made a another butthurt video calling random people fat & gay. Sort of hard to take him seriously when he is defending GG who is also fat & G.A.Y. When it was uploaded to another channel he raged and took it down. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
He also has been leaving youtube PM's to people who he has blocked. Sort of hard to reply back to someone when that happens. Here is a PM he left to a happysnouthour. After reading this you'll see what a raging hypocritical butthurt maniac he truly is.
—Matt Wilson - Lying Pretencious Twat. | ||
So Matt we should be jealous of you because you're a janitor with a girlfriend who has been banned from every mirror shop in the UK due to her fugliness? Oh and don't forget he has been laid once. Let us be in awe of the one who has had the ability to give his sister ruffies. Even GG has been laid more than Matt...yeah it was through the use of Vegas whores, his dog Fontaine and Magic Matt dressing up in his Mom's clothes but has been laid more than Matt nonetheless.
Matt also claimed that he spends no time on the internet which is not true because last week he spent hours arguing with random idiots youtube. You see Matt people with a life don't do stuff like that.
In conclusion Matt wants you to worship a fat sweaty beast (Sort of like Matt's girlfriend) in Richmond because he knows best. He also thinks that since he has a below average job, below average video editing software and below average girlfriend that gives him carte blanche to whine and bitch as to who should be bitching about GG because in his mind having a below average life makes him better than everyone else.
Everyone please relinquish your soul and freedom for you have found true salvation with Matt Wilson.
- Matt issuing a challenge to one of the goons and ends up failing as usual
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Back for Moar Fail in 2014
So Matt failing with his epic lifting challenge is back after baleeting his 9,329,134,031,462,193,196,432,071,436,102nd youtube account. He decided to make a new video that literally no one cared about so he begged his enemies to see it. The video is nothing more than random images of people who he thinks are goons (Half of which haven't trolled GG in years) with two whole screencaps at the end which is suppose to pwn them. Like all of his other channels you can't comment on the video because that hurts little baby. Watch it nao before he rage deletes it again. You're welcome btw 'cause your insomnia is now cured.
Shortly after that he made another video. In it he uses boring text and 20-year-old memes. Here's the profound video description:
"Yeah that's right, I am serious as well. The last time I was this mad at someone I actually came out in a severe rash on my taint. BEWARE GOONS YOUR MEDDLING WAYS ARE OVER!! I now work for a secret organisation who I cannot name. This organisation has asked me as their number one operative to destroy your internet presence. This is my mission objective (MO). I have been equipped with the latest technology, including a laptop computer with 2GB RAM (DDR2) and a 1.7Ghz processor and also windows 7 (home premium). Also a rope, flash light (spare batteries) and have had my mind connected with the world's first quantum computer which my employers have hidden from the world in order to use its amazing capabilities to destroy their enemies. I am sorry, I will make it swift as I possibly can." Matt Wilson - Trying to cover up his rage with forced humor that is edited in Windows Movie Maker...a laptop with 2GB of ram and a 1.7 Ghz processor? (giggle) XD
Shortly after this a non-goon challenged him to the fight he wanted. Instead of standing up and being the internet tough guy he was braging to be he hid his tail between his legs and deleted all the comments and ran away thus failing once again.
Matt's 2nd attempt at blanking GG's ED page
Matt needing some moar attention decided that blanking GG's page again would be a genius idea. He went under the name "ShonSuxCox" (A troll who he is severely butthurt by).
Of course his revision didn't last more than two seconds before the mods kick his ass off teh webz. Way to go Matt! You are the true face of success to all the trolls.
Matt's Aspie Gallery of Baw
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Matt's Youtube channel - Even though he has blocked people from commenting on the videos it's OK leave comments on his page. Be sure leave a comment on his aspergers. He loves that.
Brandon Hardesty
Unlike the previous three MENSA Candidates Brandon is actually a D-List celebrity. Like a lot of high school drama geeks that move to Hollywood Brandon has had no formal training. He's mainly done TV pilots and independent films that tens upon tens of people have seen. His most famous role was playing a live action Cartman on South Park.
- Brandon is well on his way to becoming the next Jim Varney if you know what I mean
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The GG Connection/Documentary
Brandon first heard about GG on the SA Forums. Like what 95% of the people did at that time he trolled GG by making several videos. This enraged the fat fat pig and attempted to False Flag them. On a video where George dances with a hooker Brandon confronts GG openly for the first time.
Sometime in 2012 Brandon had a idea to do a documentary about the fat pig. Originally he was going to troll the hell out of him but GG didn't trust him so he had to change it telling people that he wanted to get all sides of the story and if GG fucks up that will be in the documentary. (In other words a boring piece of unbiased crap). To appease GG and throw the fat prick a olive branch he took down the videos about him.
Now it's been confirmed that GG and Brandon are nao friends. Brandon admits that he is using GG for documentary experience. Also the documentary will not mention any of GG's experience as a lolcow thereby making it unwatchable. No one will watch a documentary about a middle-aged obese man that does public access. It would be one thing if GG redeemed himself as a human being but even now he still stalks people on the internet, false flags videos and is as delusional as ever. Only a hipster cunt would see the kind of documentary Brandon Hardesty wants to make.
