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Revision as of 19:50, 22 March 2014
Natalia Poklonskaya (rus. Поклонская Наталья Владимировна) also known as Nyan-Prosecutor is Chief Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become waifu of anons all around the world. Recently she was discovered by the Internet which made the penises of all the boys who will never feel the sweet touch of a woman like Natalia stand up a whopping THREE inches! With her cute and petite look, she managed to capture the penises of 4chan and other desperate virgins.
History
Natalia took the job as Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on March 11 after 4 men turned the position down, having no idea she was about to make every 4channer's 3 inch penis to stand up. After holding a press conference calling the Ukrainian officials devils from the ashes she was noticed by the internet, mainly 4chan and the Japanese YouTubi News jewtube channel. The users of 4chan being the basement dwelling Cheetos addicted lifeless losers they are, they started digging up information on her and thus began the obsession. To their disappointment they were later reminded that they'll never get to touch her beautiful silky smooth skin and kiss her soft lips, and thus began the obsession of Natalia Poklonskaya of Crimea.
It soon spread to other cancerous sites like rebbit where she gained even more attention and fame, spawning groups and threads on several sites like Facebook and Lolwut forums
Internets
On the 15th of March the Japanese blog Rocketnews24 published an article about her along with several of her heart capturing photos. The article quickly spread to various social medias, and has at the moment 11 000 Facebook like and 416 rebbit le upboats. The article was the starting point and it spread like fire.
A few days afterward, more specifically the 18th of March someone created a thread on 4chans /int/ imageboard and from there it took off.
A day after the 4chan thread was created, several big Russian media outlets started reporting on the phenomenon. The same day the russian version of 4chan discovered her and began jacking off to her in full force. The phrase said by Natalia It's chaos was made into a meme within minutes. The obsession continued and even sites like The Daily Mirror wrote articles about her fueling the obsession.
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Videos
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See Also
External Links
Natalia poklonskaya on KYM- Article on Russian Lurkmore
- Fun-club on Facebook
- Pics on DeviantArt
- Interview
- sankakucomplex
- Petition of rename Crimea after Natasha
- Royal followers of her majesty, immortal empress, St. Natalia Poklonskaya group on Facebook
| Featured article March 24th & 25th, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by Miriam Weeks |
Natalia Poklonskaya | Succeeded by Incumbent |