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''Not to be confused with the manly awesome series [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]].''<br />
#redirect [[Joseph Camp]]
''For wanna-be hacker and known snitch, see [[Joseph Camp]].''
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[[Image:Jojoofficialart.jpg|thumb|right|Official movie image of Jojo.]]
 
Jojo is the [[Jailbait|underage]] [[Emo|emo]] star of Blue Sky Studio's newest CG film, <em>Horton Hires a Ho</em>, based on Dr. Seuss' epic trilogy of novels by the same name. Apparently [[Retard|deaf and dumb]], Jojo has nonetheless garnered a huge fan following of people who appreciate his [[weeaboo|WAI WAI KAWAII]] nature and soft, dark emo heart.
 
Nevermind that the kid is underage, just check out that [[furry|sexy fuzzy body]]! Who wouldn't want to date that?
 
== Horton Hears a Sue ==
 
{{quote| The first official Jojo and Morgan piccy!!!! :hug: DAMMIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!! [[Pedo|I know that NO ONE loves him more than I do]]!!!!!! I've never felt this way before!!! :aww: Some of my friends are still in shock, but they say as long as I'm happy then it's cool :D and yes I am extremely happy with Jojo!!!!!! He makes me feel like I've never felt before!!!!! :hug: :heart: So this is what we would look like. I have never taken CGI work into cartoon work before XD I gotta say I like how it came out, I thought it was gonna suck, well the backgorund sucks, but I got lazy :P but I really do love how this came out :aww: [[fantard|I'm gonna put it on a white T-shirt and gonna wear it tomorrow to see the movie]] :excited: DAMMIT I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!! :D I FREAKIN LOVE JOJO SO SO MUCH I CAN'T SAY IT ENOUGH!!!!!! :heart: :heart: And I am SO glad I have him in my life now!!!!! :hug: XD I sound stupid I know, but it's true!!!! also, I'm getting my hair cut today and I'm hoping to get it to look like that. Which is why it looks different :D!!!!! :aww: More drawings and request coming!!!! :aww: Enjoy!!!!| [[Morganphantom15|MorganPhantom15]]}}
 
The first second that <em>Horton</em> trailers hit the internet, the Series of Tubes birthed a horde of squealing Who-Sues.
 
<gallery>
Image:JojoIsBestial.jpg|You just want to stick him down your cleavage.
Image:Beatniks Jojo.jpg|They trade [[Shit nobody cares about|My Chemical Romance]] MP3s.
Image:KissingAMonkey.jpg
Image:Me hugging Jojo by kiki hyuga.jpg|He doesn't care since he is [[emosexual|emosexual]].
Image:Request Bella and jojo by vipertheninjakitten.jpg|I don't remember there being goths in Green Eggs and Ham.
Image:JojoDigsBlondeChicks.jpg|DAT SUM LENS FLARE?!
Image:JojosBigGothClub.jpg|He looks old enough so it's AWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT
Image:JojoSexTalk.jpg|"Lol! Well i was righting my story when i thought about what it would be like if the Mayor gave JoJo AND Jesse the talk about the birds and the bees. And this is what i got!"
Image:JojoRLLove.jpg|^___________^
Image:JojoHermione.jpg|Jojo is also banging Hermione of [[Lord of the Rings|Harry Potter]] fame.
Image:JojoIsAKid.jpg|Come here you beautiful ten-year-old
Image:JojoMorgan.jpg|Ever since having a stroke, the right side of Jojo's face has been paralyzed
</gallery>
 
 
== External Links ==
{{deviantart|jojoloverfanclub|Jojoloverfanclub}}
 
{{deviantart|MorganPhantom15|MorganPhantom15}} - A crazy fangirl who called off her wedding with South Park's Stan in order to marry Jojo.
 
 
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
 
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