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| '''Mantrain can refer to:'''
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| #A [[sex]] position in which a [[homosexual|group]] of [[men]] are either [[in the ass|penetrating each other]] in a line, or performing [[fellatio]] on each other in a circle.
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| #A [[griefer]] technique in [[World of Warcraft]].
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| == Gay Crap ==
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| [[Image:Mantrain.jpg|thumb|All aboard the mantrain!]]
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| [[Image:Meeko5.jpg|thumb|YIFF YIFF!!]]
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| [[Image:Mantrain2.jpg|thumb|Pumping it up!]]
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| [[Image:mentrains.jpg|thumb|All Aboard!]]
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| [[Image:National_Libertarian_mantrain.jpg|thumb|The [[Multiculturalism|national]] [[libertarian]] <s>mantrain</s> movement strives onwards to the future!]]
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| [[Image:ThreeShemales.jpg|thumb|The mantrain from another angle. We think.]]
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| [[Image:Gaytrain.jpg|thumb|Another variation of the mantrain!]]
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| [[Image:Gaytrain02.jpg|thumb]]
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| [[Image:Girltrain_on_fence.jpg|thumb|[[divide by zero|Girltrains are so much better!]]]]
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| [[Image:Belladonna's_Girl_Train_-_better_than_a_mantrain.jpg|thumb|They sure is.]]
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| [[Image:Mantrain with a girl DOING IT WRONG.png|thumb|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]!!]]
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| This famous sex technique widespread among [[Homo|Homos]] have shocked [[at least 100]] people on t3h intern3tz. Even in the [[Simpsons]] a reference was made, as shown at [http://mantrain.net mantrain.net]
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| At [[shit nobody cares about|leet conferences]] one can hear shouts for the mantrain, most common are:
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| * CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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| * ALL ABOARD!
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| * JOIN THE MANTRAIN!
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| Many [[h4x0r|wankers]] meet in #pr0n on irc.pulltheplug.net to spank the monkey to various mantrain-alike pics.
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| ===Research & Development===
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| [[at least 100|Many]] scientists researched on the question of how many men are needed for a full circle, considering [[cock]] sizes and bellies - all in a completely scientific and [[prostitution|professional]] manner. One of the discoveries resulting from this research was that if the critical mantrain mass is surpassed, the whole conglomerate may collapse into itself, causing a [[goatse|strange gaping phenomena]].
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| ===Typical Reactions===
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| These were the most common reactions among heterosexual men who were exposed to the sight of a mantrain:
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| <pre>13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: DO IT
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| 13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: add more content
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| 13:53 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: i would like to have some [Excess Flood] from you
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| 13:53 <@scarry> all over my face
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| 13:36 < rebel> heheeeeee
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| 13:36 < rebel> *drools*
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| 15:44 <@whoever#5> omfg
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| 15:45 <@whoever#5> that picture is..
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| 15:46 <@whoever#5> dude, I love you
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| (13:38:57) Niklas: wow
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| (13:38:58) Niklas: i wanna be the locomotive
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| 20:14 < BlueInferno> ALL ABOARD THE MAN TRAIN
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| 20:14 < BlueInferno> :O
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| 20:14 < BlueInferno> O:
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| 20:15 < BlueInferno> I get middle seat
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| 20:15 < BlueInferno> >:]
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| 18:14 <@Dakman> lol mxn can i participate in the man train?
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| 18:14 <@Dakman> dude btw thanks
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| 18:14 <@Dakman> im in school right now
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| 18:15 <@Dakman> now everyone thinks im gay</pre>
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| == World of Warcraft ==
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| One of the features of [[World of Warcraft]] is a "follow" command, which sets your character to automatically follow another character. This ostensibly makes it easy for parties to stay together, and for others to lead you to difficult-to-find areas. However, there is also no ability to stop anyone from following you whenever they choose to - probably because it doesn't affect your character directly.
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| Building a mantrain is the first step - it's recommended to have at least four characters for a mantrain, including the one being followed. The best players to follow are [[newbies]], and they'll often be anybody below level 10. Identifying a newbie is simple - when you begin following them their character will stop, visibly look around (they haven't mastered the camera yet), and then begin a series of jerking experiments to discover that, ''yes'', you are following their every move.
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| Typical behavior for a mantrain is incessant chatter about irrelevant things - making sure to trigger the profanity filter as reasonably often as possible - and constant [[emote]]s, including ''/dance'' whenever the followed player stops for whatever reason. Voice emotes will allow you to flirt, tell jokes, and generally fill up the griefed player's speakers with [[bullshit]]. Send fast-running characters off to buy booze at inns whenever you run out - the 'drunk' messages will fill up the [[chat]] window even when your characters are being actively ignored.
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| The only escape from a mantrain is for the followed character to die in a dungeon and run into the wilderness after resurrecting at a graveyard, or for them to log off. An advanced griefing technique that may end up getting you banned is to add followed newbies to your friends-list so that you can follow them whenever they log on.
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| The final step is to watch for mention of your mantraining on the appropriate realm forum and [[lol]].
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| == Video ==
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| <youtube>esLb9Cb8sC4</youtube>
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| == See also ==
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| * [[Circle jerk]]
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| * [[Convention]]
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| * [[Buttsecks]]
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| * [[Human Centipede]]
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| == External links ==
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| *<s>[http://mantrain.com ManTrain.com]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]]
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| *<s>[http://mantrain.net ManTrain.net]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]]
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| {{disambig}}
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| [[Category: Faggotry]]
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| [[Category: Drama-generating techniques]]
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