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The Ebola Virus is an infection of the [[peter garrett|asshole]] which mostly kills [[niggers|Dumb African scum]]. The death is painful and relatively quick, which is more than these monkeys deserve in their last moments. Like other virii, Ebola [[pwns]] their host and serves nicely as a lulzy show for the white, educated man who watches from afar.  
The Ebola virus is named after the Ebola River in the Democratic Republic of Congo where it was discovered by scientists.
Outbreaks are common in remote areas of Africa where living conditions are unsanitary and people don't have access to running water.
People can contract the virus from contact with animals or persons who have been infected or by eating bushmeat, the meat of animals caught in the bush.
Desperate poachers will catch an animal that is clearly sick and pass its meat off as pork or beef at the local market.


==This shit is getting out of control how can we help them?==
== External links ==
We don't [[lel]]
 
* [http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2012/09/deadly-african-ebola-virus-linked-to-bushmeat  Deadly African Ebola Virus Linked to Bushmeat]


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Revision as of 07:04, 22 April 2014

Ebola infections come from interaction with scat

The Ebola virus is named after the Ebola River in the Democratic Republic of Congo where it was discovered by scientists. Outbreaks are common in remote areas of Africa where living conditions are unsanitary and people don't have access to running water. People can contract the virus from contact with animals or persons who have been infected or by eating bushmeat, the meat of animals caught in the bush. Desperate poachers will catch an animal that is clearly sick and pass its meat off as pork or beef at the local market.

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