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== Origins ==
== Origins ==
''HowToBasic'' wasn't always wasting food to the expense of starving [[Africans]].  [[Last Thursday|In ancient times]], he made ''actual'' tutorial videos.  No, not his extremely simple tutorials for complete [[retards]] to make use of, he made genuine tutorials.  The only problem is that nobody gave a shit about the tutorials.  In order to reduce the amount of time and effort, he made the extremely simple tutorials.  These tutorials includes: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food.  Of course, [[autistic]] people ate it up like a [[fat]] man eating his third [[McDonald's]] meal the same day.  ''HowToBasic'' realized how many idiots there are on the internet, so he decided to make more of this silly nonsense.  However, he knew that it would get old really fast.  So to stay relevant, he became a complete nut and did what he does today: waste tons of food (quite literally) by throwing/smashing it.
''HowToBasic'' wasn't always wasting food to the expense of starving [[Africans]].  [[Last Thursday|In ancient times]], he made ''actual'' tutorial videos.  No, not his extremely simple tutorials for complete [[retards]] to make use of, he made genuine tutorials.  The only problem is that nobody gave a shit about the tutorials.  They were utterly and ridiculously horrible, much like this article. In order to reduce the amount of time and effort, he made the extremely simple tutorials.  These tutorials includes: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food.  Of course, [[autistic]] people ate it up like a [[fat]] man eating his third [[McDonald's]] meal the same day.  ''HowToBasic'' realized how many idiots there are on the internet, so he decided to make more of this silly nonsense.  However, he knew that it would get old really fast.  So to stay relevant, he became a complete nut and did what he does today: waste tons of food (quite literally) by throwing/smashing it.


== Repetition ==
== Repetition ==