HowToBasic

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HowToBasic is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting douche that violently throws and/or smashes food for other people's pleasure on a video-sharing website commonly referred to as Youtube. If one was stoned out of their mind enough to watch such deplorable and cringe-worthy content, one would discover, to his or her dismay, that in nearly all of his videos, the cameraman is completely naked, presumably to attract the homosexuals who dwell in the dark corners of Youtube. This sad excuse for a Youtuber plays with his food in some of the most disgusting ways known to mankind - he has been known to orgasm and moan heavily with his food, smash eggs in a drunken manner, fist his meat down the toilet, piss on food he then proceeds to eat, and concludes by taking a shit on the ground. How Google allows this cunt to be on YouTube and still doesn't allow gay furry porn is a mystery to this very day, but perhaps someone high up at Google goes home and masturbates to this content. HowToBasic shatters all hope for the human race, simply and quite profoundly.

Origins

HowToBasic proves that the sad pathetic individuals who watch this talentless Youtube channel really will watch anything that is not even remotely amusing. It has been rumored that at one point this massive faggot used to upload videos that somewhat resembled horrendous how-to tutorials for those who were dumb enough not to figure it out for themselves. The only problem? All those who watched said "tutorials" soon developed terminal cancer. Thus, these tutorials have since fallen into the void of obscurity. In order to reduce the amount of time and effort, these so-called tutorials became increasingly short, uninteresting, and boring, much like your sex life. These 'basic' tutorials included: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food. HowToBasic realized how many idiots there are on the internet, so he decided to make more of this absurd nonsense. However, he knew that it would get old really fast. So to stay relevant, he became a complete douche and did what he does today: waste tons of food (quite literally) by throwing and/or smashing it, perhaps try to compensate for all the times he was raped as a young boy. Or he could just have an intense food-sex fetish. Let's hope we never find out.

Repetition

HowToBasic is also notorious for using nearly the same formula and still not being amusing at all. As if he couldn't already make anyone want to shoot themselves repeatedly in the head, he lacks such originality and creativity it makes your drunken grandmother look somewhat attractive.

If you ever happen to watch these despicable smears of feces in the cesspool that is Youtube, please be on the look out for the following:

• An unfathomable amount of eggs being flung violently at anything really.
• Heavy moans, as if during sexual intercourse
• Saying "shhhhhhh", as if he was raping the body of his dead sister
• Using sausage to compensate for his small dick
• Shitting on the floor
• Putting bodily parts into the toilet for no apparent reason
• Slapping food against his knee, feet, or anywhere on his lower body to perhaps make himself get a boner
• Violently patting anything
• Throwing non-foods (i.e. dolls, plushies into the piles of squandered food
• Fingering food like he wishes to finger his own anus

Irrational and Psychopathic Tendencies

HowToBasic on multiple occasions has threatened the well-being of those around him. For example, when the faggot received a million subscribers, he went on an egg-crashing rampage, much to the disgust of the mentally well. His psychopathic tendencies are evident in his fixation with playing with his own genitalia, raping unsuspecting food, and repeatedly having flirtatious and unwarranted camera angles of dolls. No one knows if this twisted individual has ever been to therapy, but if he has, he probably murdered and raped the dead body of his therapist a long time ago.

Videos

An insightful video of how to install GTA on your laptop.

This is the result when he takes his audience's unfunny jokes
literally.

This is how he thanks his audience: by smashing more eggs.
How original!

A rant on HowToBasic. It's cringe-worthy, so that's just a warning.

How original!

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External Links

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See Also

• Food
• Homosexual
• Autism
• Meat
• Eggs
• Insane

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