Libertarian Fox

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Libertarian Fox (powerword: Ryan Carr) is a 17-year-old, care-hard furry blogger from the American shit-hole that is Florida who spends his days single-handedly championing what is remaining of the Occupy Wall Street movement. After dropping out of high school as a result of being the community's favorite target for bullying (and subsequently enrolling in online courses as a means of receiving a mediocre, standard education without having to face the cool kids that made much of his youth a living hell), Carr opened the facebook page  LibertarianFox where he posts "clever" memes dealing with social issues ranging from gun control to gay marriage and basically everything else everyone with any kind of access to media communications already knows about.

Because he dropped out of high school, Ryan was forced to educate himself via alternative means so that he could sound like he knew what he was talking about when he started arguments with his parents at the dinner table. That, and he was forbidden from drowning his sorrows in the vidya. Ryan would go on to become a strong student at the University of 4chan, where he learned to reiterate Ayn Rand bullshit. Ryan would eventually discover the wonderful land of Encyclopedia Dramatica, where he was speedily banned for unloading his wagon of care within his first few hours on the site, as well as quite unironically embracing Fursecution Fox as his fursona of choice. Additionally, Ryan, misinterpreting the concept as "irony", make sure to parade his furry fetish by uploading and proudly putting on display some choice selections from his yiff folder in a misguided attempt to come off as "kooky".

Following his ban, Ryan send a plethora of desperately pleading unban requests, as well as a slew of vague email threats, all of which exposed the heavy emotional toll being banned on a website had on his delicate, confused gayboy psyche.

Ryan discusses his ban with an ED admin

Note: In the following log, Ryan is using the moniker "ZombieTitties".

(18:04)  ZombieTitties: yes, hello
(18:05)  Meepsheep: who are you nerd
(18:05)  ZombieTitties: I'm ZombieTitties
(18:05)  Meepsheep: that's nice
(18:05)  ZombieTitties: obviously
(18:05)  Meepsheep: according to my irc records
(18:05)  Meepsheep: you joined here recently
(18:05)  Meepsheep: as
(18:05)  Meepsheep: "foxfag"
(18:05)  ZombieTitties: so, ill be straight-forward with you
(18:05)  ZombieTitties: guess what
(18:06)  Meepsheep: uhh
(18:06)  Meepsheep: what
(18:06)  ZombieTitties: why the hell did you ban 'foxfag'?
(18:06)  ZombieTitties: seriously
(18:06)  ZombieTitties: what the hell
(18:06)  Meepsheep: because you're a nerd loser gayboy
(18:07)  ZombieTitties: and...
(18:07)  ZombieTitties: I'm sure you are as well
(18:07)  ZombieTitties: and the account was serving a purpose
(18:07)  ZombieTitties: it was over-the-top for a reason
(18:07)  ZombieTitties: and I was actually making decent article changes
(18:07)  Meepsheep: "jokes on you I was just pretending to be retarded"
(18:07)  ZombieTitties: unlike most of the others who are illiterate
(18:08)  ZombieTitties: and just shitpost
(18:08)  ZombieTitties: well why did you do
(18:08)  ZombieTitties: if you want to fuck with someone that's fine
(18:08)  Meepsheep: your care levels seem to be off the charts
(18:08)  ZombieTitties: but don't do it so someone who is actually try to make a difference
(18:08)  ZombieTitties: because i DO care
(18:08)  Meepsheep: (18:08)  ZombieTitties: but don't do it so someone who is actually try to make  a difference
(18:08)  Meepsheep: (18:08)  ZombieTitties: because i DO care
(18:08)  Meepsheep: lolololololololololololololol
(18:09)  Meepsheep: im going to need to make new charts
(18:09)  Meepsheep: to better map your care levels
(18:09)  ZombieTitties: fine with me
(18:09)  ZombieTitties: at least I'm not a fuck-up who spends their time warrant less screwing with other people's stuff because they 
                        get bored
(18:10)  ZombieTitties: did you even look at anything I wrote or edited?
(18:10)  ZombieTitties: before you and your crew came along and fucked up my shit
(18:10)  Meepsheep: ya you're a fuck up that makes this https://www.facebook.com/LibertarianFox/timeline
(18:10)  ZombieTitties: hm?
(18:10)  ZombieTitties: yup
(18:10)  ZombieTitties: because I have no life
(18:10)  Meepsheep: and because you're a raging nerdlord
(18:10)  ZombieTitties: and opposed to what you are?
(18:10)  ZombieTitties: a mindless cock-sucking twat?
(18:11)  Meepsheep: im a swag master
(18:11)  ZombieTitties: lel
(18:11)  ZombieTitties: keep dreaming
(18:11)  Meepsheep: fyi: the kids who sit behind you in your remedial math class break out in random laughter because they're 
                    laughing at you
(18:11)  ZombieTitties: remedial math?
(18:11)  ZombieTitties: lel
(18:12)  ZombieTitties: child you have no idea what I hvae been through
(18:12)  Meepsheep: llllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(18:12)  Meepsheep: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
(18:12)  ZombieTitties: I dropped out of high school a long time ago
(18:12)  Meepsheep: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
(18:12)  Meepsheep: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
(18:12)  Meepsheep: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
(18:12)  Meepsheep: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
(18:12)  Meepsheep: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
(18:12)  Meepsheep: lololololololololol
(18:12)  Meepsheep: you couldnt even finish high school
(18:12)  ZombieTitties: huehuehue
(18:12)  Meepsheep: looooooooossseererrr
(18:12)  ZombieTitties: nope, instead I am going to college for my senior year
(18:12)  Meepsheep: hows that BEING LESS THAN MEDIOCRE treating you
(18:12)  Meepsheep: oh nice, you had to leave because of bullying so now you're taking online classes at the local community college
(18:12)  ZombieTitties: better than being fucking pitiful like yourself
(18:13)  ZombieTitties: lel
(18:13)  ZombieTitties: I was never bullied like you were
(18:13)  ZombieTitties: still trying to make yourself feel better
(18:13)  Meepsheep: hold on wait
(18:13)  Meepsheep: i found you
(18:13)  Meepsheep: https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/f/fc/Imgonnagolistentolinkinpark.jpg
(18:14)  ZombieTitties: i fucking hate linkin park
(18:14)  ZombieTitties: at least I have a better music taste than you do 4-chan fgt
(18:14)  Meepsheep: im sure you do
(18:14)  ZombieTitties: much better than you do Derek
(18:15)  ZombieTitties: here
(18:15)  ZombieTitties: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf_l3EGQvL8
(18:15)  Meepsheep: "I LOVE LISTENING TO ACDC AND NIRVANA UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE"
(18:15)  Meepsheep: "I LOVE LISTENING TO ACDC AND NIRVANA UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE"
(18:15)  Meepsheep: "I LOVE LISTENING TO ACDC AND NIRVANA UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE"
(18:15)  Meepsheep: "I LOVE LISTENING TO ACDC AND NIRVANA UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE"
(18:15)  Meepsheep: "I LOVE LISTENING TO ACDC AND NIRVANA UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE"
(18:15)  ZombieTitties: lel I hate both those bands
(18:15)  ZombieTitties: DOWNVOTE
(18:16)  Meepsheep: i bet you have unironically posted to reddit multiple times
(18:16)  ZombieTitties: reddit?
(18:16)  ZombieTitties: i never venture on that flith
(18:16)  Meepsheep: (18:16)  ZombieTitties: i never venture on that flith
(18:16)  Meepsheep: ok yeah
(18:16)  Meepsheep: you have obviously
(18:16)  Meepsheep: posted to reddit
(18:16)  Meepsheep: judging by that line alone
(18:17)  ZombieTitties: I am well aware of what it is, full of hate of the marvelous patriarcy
(18:17)  ZombieTitties: even worse than tumblr
(18:17)  ZombieTitties: i deleted my twitter a while ago
(18:17)  ZombieTitties: can't stand it
(18:17)  ZombieTitties: but you seem to love it
(18:18)  Meepsheep: twitter is the best ok
(18:18)  Meepsheep: too cool for you
(18:18)  ZombieTitties: haha right.
(18:19)  Meepsheep: sorry, im sure you are super cool irl and definitely dont sit around playing skyrim all day
(18:19)  ZombieTitties: what's skyrim?
(18:19)  Meepsheep: dont play dumb faggot
(18:19)  ZombieTitties: no, i never play any videogames
(18:19)  ZombieTitties: waste of time an dmoney
(18:20)  Meepsheep: cool bro
(18:20)  Meepsheep: im sure you are above so much
(18:21)  ZombieTitties: I am lol. A lot more than you.
(18:21)  ZombieTitties: filthy little dicksucker
(18:21)  Meepsheep: (18:21)  ZombieTitties: I am lol. A lot more than you.
(18:21)  Meepsheep: (18:21)  ZombieTitties: I am lol. A lot more than you.
(18:21)  Meepsheep: (18:21)  ZombieTitties: I am lol. A lot more than you.
(18:21)  Meepsheep: (18:21)  ZombieTitties: I am lol. A lot more than you.
(18:21)  Meepsheep: I AM ABOVE YOU
(18:21)  Meepsheep: AND EVERYONE ELSE
(18:21)  Meepsheep: I AM THE SUPREME HUMAN BEING
(18:21)  Meepsheep: THE ULTRA HUMAN
(18:22)  Meepsheep: your iq must be like 215 bro
(18:22)  Meepsheep: im sure you didnt finish high school just because it was so below you
(18:22)  ZombieTitties: *le ultimate gentlleman
(18:22)  ZombieTitties: UBERMENSCHEN
(18:22)  Meepsheep: llllllllll
(18:22)  Meepsheep: further evidence
(18:22)  Meepsheep: of nerd diagnosis
(18:23)  ZombieTitties: Nah, I just went through my big Nietzsche phase in seventh grade
(18:23)  Meepsheep: is that also when you began cutting yourself in your bathroom every day when you got home from school
(18:23)  ZombieTitties: nah, i never cutt. I just took pills
(18:24)  Meepsheep: YO BRO IM GONNA GET SO FUCKED UP ON THIS HERE BENADRYL
(18:24)  ZombieTitties: lel
(18:25)  ZombieTitties: tbh
(18:25)  ZombieTitties: i always thought I was a bit odd
(18:25)  ZombieTitties: but i didn't try to kill myself until they put me on the anti-depressants
(18:25)  Meepsheep: im sure you are an enigma
(18:25)  ZombieTitties: most defintely
(18:25)  ZombieTitties: unlike yourself
(18:25)  ZombieTitties: a sad pathetic troll
(18:26)  Meepsheep: is the "YOU ARE PATHETIC, IM SO HAPPIER THAN YOU" card the only argument you have?
(18:26)  ZombieTitties: nope. unlike you, I can actually function
(18:28)  Meepsheep: yes im sure you are very functional at replying to craigslist ads titled LOCAL BUSINESS LOOKING FOR WEBSITE 
                    PROGRAMMER
(18:28)  ZombieTitties: *gay orgy
(18:28)  ZombieTitties: and tbh this is my first venture into the internet
(18:28)  ZombieTitties: i have no idea how to program
(18:28)  Meepsheep: and spending the resulting money at the taco bell/pizza hut combo
(18:28)  ZombieTitties: but i should learn
(18:28)  ZombieTitties: ewww
(18:28)  ZombieTitties: i hate taco bell
(18:28)  ZombieTitties: don't describe your life to me
(18:29)  Meepsheep: well then
(18:29)  Meepsheep: tell me about yourself
(18:29)  Meepsheep: atm all i know is
(18:29)  Meepsheep: YOU'RE A BIG FAGGOT
(18:29)  ZombieTitties: well let's see
(18:29)  Meepsheep: enlighten me
(18:29)  Meepsheep: about the joys of your life
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: I normally don't get so pissed off, but i just don't see why you decided to fuck with me on my page. I had 
                        even taken down all of my furry porn and whatnot.
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: But first off
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: I am not gay
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: I am homoflexibly
(18:30)  Meepsheep: ok so you're tumblrsexua
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: *homoflexible
(18:30)  Meepsheep: *sexua;
(18:30)  Meepsheep: sexual
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: which sounds rather pretentious, doesn't it?
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: lol
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: but it is just basically
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: 'mostly gay'
(18:30)  ZombieTitties: bisexual for all intensive purposes
(18:31)  ZombieTitties: wbu?
(18:31)  Meepsheep: i enjoy kawaii girls
(18:31)  ZombieTitties: yes, i could tell, seeing as it's the only pair of tits you can see. just internet porn blogs
(18:32)  Meepsheep: yeah im sure your gf has a nice rack hinding behind her slipknot concert hoodie
(18:32)  Meepsheep: black, of course
(18:33)  ZombieTitties: no, I hate slipknot. Once again you show how poor your own music taste is. Second off, my boyfriend is gay.
(18:34)  Meepsheep: that's cool
(18:34)  ZombieTitties: yup. like the cool days in denver
(18:35)  ZombieTitties: were you best friends with James Eagan Holmes?
(18:35)  ZombieTitties: I'm sure you were
(18:35)  Meepsheep: your googling skills are out of this world bro
(18:35)  ZombieTitties: thnx bb
(18:35)  Meepsheep: i do go to the same college as him tho
(18:35)  Meepsheep: if that helps
(18:36)  ZombieTitties: idc
(18:36)  ZombieTitties: but, i do want to say that you are kinda cute
(18:36)  ZombieTitties: and that this will all end if you tell me why you started fucking with my stuff
(18:37)  Meepsheep: bc you're a big try hard fag
(18:37)  ZombieTitties: big try? nah, I'm not like you.
(18:37)  Meepsheep: which this convo has already affirmed
(18:38)  ZombieTitties: lel. Well tell me why you started to mess with my stuff and I will leave you alone
(18:38)  Meepsheep: because i saw that you were a big try hard nerd
(18:38)  Meepsheep: i took one look and knew it
(18:38)  Meepsheep: i have a sixth sense for nerds
(18:39)  ZombieTitties: how can you prove it?
(18:40)  Meepsheep: this convo proves that you are a nerd
(18:40)  ZombieTitties: says the one with hacking tutorials
(18:40)  ZombieTitties: lel
(18:40)  ZombieTitties: So I'm smarter than you?
(18:40)  ZombieTitties: is that what hurts your feelings?
(18:41)  Meepsheep: uhhhhhh
(18:41)  Meepsheep: idk how you got that out of what i said
(18:41)  Meepsheep: but ok sure
(18:42)  ZombieTitties: alright well go ahead and un-ban FoxFag and we can forget this ever happened. I tried being nice, I tried 
                        being polite, but now I will give you one more chance. PLease choose wisely.
(18:44)  Meepsheep: uhhhh
(18:44)  Meepsheep: no
(18:44)  Meepsheep: sorry
(18:44)  Meepsheep: kill yoursef
(18:44)  Meepsheep: faggot
(18:44)  ZombieTitties: haha
(18:44)  ZombieTitties: make me
(18:44)  ZombieTitties: well bye-bye then
(18:45)  ZombieTitties: you'll regrest your decision
(18:45)  ZombieTitties: *regret
(18:45)  ZombieTitties: *laughs maniacally*

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