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== Making money from a rape incident ==
== Making money from a rape incident ==


In case you didn't know the first time, BLACKB0ND is a sick fucker. He thought it would be a good idea to make money from the raping of an 8-year old after his 13-year old brother watched porn on his Xbox 360 in the UK. Since BLACKB0ND was broke he thought it would be a good idea to [http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/Blackb0nd/monthly monetize the video] he made about news everybody already knew about.
In case you didn't know the first time, BLACKB0ND is a sick fucker. He thought it would be a good idea to make money from the raping of an 8-year old after his 13-year old brother watched porn on his Xbox 360 in the UK. Since BLACKB0ND was broke he thought it would be a good idea to [http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/Blackb0nd/monthly monetize the video] he made about news everybody already knew about. He also says he's [[shit no one cares about| under the weather from the winter]] and that because his roads were icy in the North East of America. He couldn't make it to work which further proves that he desperately made this video for his monthly income of jewgolds.


<center><big>'''What's that repeated phrase again? EXPOSED'''</big></center><br />
<center><big>'''What's that repeated phrase again? EXPOSED'''</big></center><br />

Revision as of 12:05, 26 June 2014

BLACKB0ND or Ryan Galiber is an internet half-nigger who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. What makes him so fascinating is the fact that despite calling himself a Nintendo fan, he relentlessly makes videos to hate on the company and trolls anyone who is a fan. Why? To appeal to the Sony Ponies and Xbots too stupid to realise that he doesn't give a shit about his subscribers.

BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, he tells you why his opinion is always valid and claims to 'speak the truth'. His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilises to excess.

Making money from a rape incident

In case you didn't know the first time, BLACKB0ND is a sick fucker. He thought it would be a good idea to make money from the raping of an 8-year old after his 13-year old brother watched porn on his Xbox 360 in the UK. Since BLACKB0ND was broke he thought it would be a good idea to monetize the video he made about news everybody already knew about. He also says he's under the weather from the winter and that because his roads were icy in the North East of America. He couldn't make it to work which further proves that he desperately made this video for his monthly income of jewgolds.

What's that repeated phrase again? EXPOSED



   
 
One of those tragic sexual experiment cases now give me all your Mario coins!!!
 

 
 

—BLACKB0ND

Racist

The niglet is also a complete and utter fucking racist and even goes so far to block anyone who isn't as nigger as him:

Facts about BLACKB0ND

  • He once worked at KFC but was fired because of found footage of him whipping his dick inside one of the chicken wings.
  • He blamed the Broncos loss at SuperBowl on Pokemon
  • He works as a primary-school teacher, which is ironic considering his linguistic ability.
  • Doctre81, a Nintendo fanboy, is chained to his basement.
  • He is always right no matter what facts you bring up against him.

Quotes

   
 
No I'm not married and I'm going to ignore that
 

 
 

—Ryan Galiber

See also

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