BLACKB0ND

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The Man Behind the Magic

BLACKB0ND or Ryan Galiber is an internet half-nigger who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. What makes him so fascinating is the fact that despite calling himself a Nintendo fan, he relentlessly makes videos to hate on the company and trolls anyone who is a fan. Ryan was a former KFC employee but was fired after a week because of found footage of him whipping his dick in the deep fat fryer so Hard8times could suck his microdick without getting bored.

BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose however, he tells you why his opinion is always valid and claims to 'speak the truth'. His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilises to excess.

Ryan Galiber is a man full of multiple fuck ups and contradictions. Ryan will usually change his opinion based on what situation is at hand. For example, he claimed that E3 was an event for "social rejects" and "coporate slaves" crying about 'who won this and who won that' not knowing that had already made multiple videos on E3 about the subject, of course would soon respond in butthurt to this. As you have learnt, Ryan is a absolute waste of space with no respect or dignity left. If you haven't been educated, then please an hero as soon as possible. Oh but the drama doesn't end here folks.

	“	If you don't win, you lose	„
	— BLACKB0ND making a bold, clever statement

BLACKB0ND vs Doctre81

An on going war between two hardcore gangsters who argue about video game framerates, graphics, console exclusives basically anything any normal adults would bitch about on the internet. BLACKB0ND has dedicated over two years of his life to making videos about Doctre81 and fking pwning him. What makes this ironic however is the fact that Ryan constantly criticises other YouTube nobodies who make their own videos pwning the living shit out of their fellow comrades.

The first video Ryan has ever made about Doctre81 was a video titled 'Why Is It So Easy?'. The reason behind the naming of the title was the question Ryan asked after he made Doctre81 cum after he was jerked off. Ever since then, the battle is yet to conclude.

BLACKB0ND vs AsheVillian

Ryan wasn't just circle jerking with this psychopath, he was steering well clear. What makes AsheVillian so intriguing is his batshit insane nature. He has threatened Ryan with knives, guns and chicken wings. AsheVillian messaged Ryan some worrying private messages.

	“	Make sure you check your email for the defamation case I started against you. We might actually get to meet each other in real life. Makes me a happy boy.	„
	— AsheVilian

Making money from a rape incident

In case you didn't know the first time, BLACKB0ND is a sick fucker. He thought it would be a good idea to make money from the raping of an 8-year old after his 13-year old brother watched porn on his Xbox 360 in the UK. Since BLACKB0ND was broke he thought it would be a good idea to monetize the video he made about news everybody already knew about. He also says he's under the weather from the winter and that because his roads were icy in the North East of America. He couldn't make it to work which further proves that he desperately made this video for his monthly income of jewgolds.

What's that repeated phrase again? EXPOSED

	“	One of those tragic sexual experiment cases now give me all your Mario coins!!!	„
	—BLACKB0ND

Racist

The niglet is also a complete and utter fucking racist and even goes so far to block anyone who isn't as nigger as him:

Notable videos

Self explanatory

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Quotes

	“	No I'm not married and I'm going to ignore that	„
	—Ryan Galiber

See also

• Internet nobodies
• James Bond
• Leave Bond to me

Links

• BLACKB0ND
•  Ask if he wants to be friendz
• His MySpace

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