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Billy Joel is the fucking shit, and you should feel bad for not listening to him.
 
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[[Billy Joel]] is a famous dude who made a fuckton of music. He's an old fuck now but he still gets all the [[bitches]], definitely more than [[you]]. He is the god of music, and fuck Snoop Dogg he ain't got shit on Billy muthafuckin Joel. He wrote a wide variety of songs, and still performs them to this day because that's how good he is. He is NOT to be mistaken with [[Elton John]] the gay homo, ever.
[[Billy Joel]] is a washed up hack who made too much music. He has Alzheimers now and regularly shits his pants but he still gets all the [[bitches]] at the nursery home, especially my [[mom]]. He is the god of publicity stunts, and fuck Snoop Dogg he ain't got shit on Billy muthafuckin Joel other than a semblence of relevancy after the 1980s. He wrote a wide variety of songs, and still performs them to this day despite needing a video prompter for his lyrics because that's how forgetful he is. He is NOT to be mistaken with [[Elton John]] the knighted and vastly superior musician, ever.


As a young boy he grew up in Levittown and was blastin' caps at fools who got in his way. He was part of a band or some shit but then went off to make his own music.
As a young boy he grew up in some shithole nobody cares about and was blastin' CO2 straight up his anus. He was part of a band or some shit but then went off to make his own music after a vicious gang rape.

Revision as of 08:05, 1 July 2014

Billy Joel is the only human in existence to wear a fedora and not be beta, seen here.
Billy Joel being Billy Joel but younger.

Billy Joel is a washed up hack who made too much music. He has Alzheimers now and regularly shits his pants but he still gets all the bitches at the nursery home, especially my mom. He is the god of publicity stunts, and fuck Snoop Dogg he ain't got shit on Billy muthafuckin Joel other than a semblence of relevancy after the 1980s. He wrote a wide variety of songs, and still performs them to this day despite needing a video prompter for his lyrics because that's how forgetful he is. He is NOT to be mistaken with Elton John the knighted and vastly superior musician, ever.

As a young boy he grew up in some shithole nobody cares about and was blastin' CO2 straight up his anus. He was part of a band or some shit but then went off to make his own music after a vicious gang rape.

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